Girlcrushes Emily goes shopping This is Emily Blunt after shopping at Fred Segal on Melrose yesterday. You know, the last time I was at that Fred Segal (Oscar week) it sucked. The time before it sucked too. Opening Ceremony is so much better. Anyway, Emily who has long occupied a spot on my top By Lainey • Apr 02, 2010 05:31 am
Sports Little Lolita & Leg Lengthening Hayden Panettiere was spotted out in West Hollywood yesterday with her dog and her boyfriend (he’s a boxer) Wladimir Klitschko. She’s on the short end of short, and he’s on the tall end of tall, and so, as you can see, you can almost stack two of By Lainey • Apr 02, 2010 05:07 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Renee wants to be close For many reasons. Bradley Cooper is in New York shooting The Dark Fields with Abbie Cornish. And you know, it’s not like Abbie’s never moved in on another woman’s man before. What? I don’t care how great she was in Bright Star. That sh-t was off By Lainey • Apr 02, 2010 04:43 am
Hook Ups Exclusive: Jakey G & Isabel Lucas The McJakey campaign was born after Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal presented together at the Oscars. Unfortunately there will be no McJakey. Not yet. Because it looks like Jakey is tied up with someone else. Jake is currently shooting a movie in Montreal called Source Code. Last night he was By Lainey • Apr 02, 2010 04:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews This Angie... Is the Angelina that made her Angelina. This Angelina is the one I prefer. Could do without the mothering and the world saving. She’s a movie star. I want to see her in movies, starring as a vengeful bitch who outwits the assholes, and leaves a body count. There By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 10:02 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Nicholas Sparks He’s being profiled right now because he wrote The Last Song for Miley Cyrus. And he granted an interview to USA Today during which he pretty much sucked his own dick. For real. Nicholas Sparks, the author of such cerebral fare as The Notebook and A Walk to Remember By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 08:48 am
Amazingness Potter... or Spittle? Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 07:45 am
Bad Style Sam Worthington’s fringe It’s like she’s a member of a British girl band. Natalie Mark, Sam Worthington’s girlfriend, has that look about her. Like one of the Sugagirls or Pops Aloud or All Pops or something. I read somewhere that she’s a “stylist”. Sure. Sam and Natalie were at By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 06:53 am
Dumbass Just cuz he’s good doesn’t mean it’s a good idea David Fincher is a good director. And if there had never been an attempt at making The Millennium Trilogy into a movie series he’d be the best candidate, sure, to take on the task. BUT THERE ALREADY IS A FILM VERSION OF THE MILLENNIUM TRILOGY. It is hugely successful By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 05:48 am
Parent Pimps Crank tweets and tabloids Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 05:02 am
Jennifer Aniston The Renaissance of Jennifer Aniston "The last five years have been about spring cleaning for me. Now it's time for my rebirth. I love trying new things. I can't just be put in a box." So declared Jennifer Aniston in the new issue of UK Harper’s Bazaar. It By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 04:10 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy and Madge did not break up Remember about a month ago, the GOOP newsletter was dedicated to friendship breakups – click here for a refresher – and people were like, it has to be Madonna, it has to be Madonna, and I, because Gwyneth Paltrow is my best friend, was like, no it can’t be Madonna, G By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:58 am
BFFs Ants on pants Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:26 am
The Heart Truth Fashion Show 2010 Joannie Rochette walked down the runway and it was a standing ovation, and she held her sh-t together while everyone else was blubbering in the seats. That girl is steel. I love her. Heart disease and stroke is the leading cause of death for Canadian women. The LEADING CAUSE. And By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 02:58 am
Intro for Apr 01, 2010 Dear Gossips, I can always count on Douglas, a longtime reader, who is as allergic to Rossum as I am, to answer Would You Rather in the most delightful way. Click here for the latest installment: WYR Rossum or Montag? Wrote Douglas: I would rather cut off my shoulder and By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 02:36 am
Gabby Sidibe Gabby SNL E!'s Marc Malkin is reporting that Gabourey Sidibe will be hosting Saturday Night Live before the end of the season. Love this choice. And not because Gabby's so great. It's also because Gabby is fresh. Gabby doesn't necessarily have to be " By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 11:27 am
