Style How Nicole shops At the Grove today working on her Christmas list, this is Nicole Richie in full celebrity mode – big hat, tall boots, flagrant vest, shades, and a Balenciaga that is almost bigger than she is. If I owned that one it’d be filthy in five minutes. Fell in love with By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 09:56 am
Movie Reviews and Previews I’ll see it for Maid Marian Look at this incomparable bitch on that horse. Please Sienna Miller. It could never have been hers. This is Cate Blanchett in Robin Hood, from a series of stills just released – the upcoming Ridley Scott/Russell Crowe collaboration opens May 14, 2010 just one week after Iron Man 2 and By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 07:35 am
Dumbass Worst of 2009: Pissing on Audrey Remember when Size 2 celebrated her 30th birthday by reenacting Breakfast at Tiffany’s, casting herself in the legendary role that Audrey Hepburn immortalised? F-CKERY. Of course the paps were there to document every horrible moment. Of course she felt justified because several years ago she played Audrey in a By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 07:03 am
Quiveration Brits and open-neck shirts It’s an instant moisturiser for me. David Beckham, Clive Owen, Hugh Grant, white shirts open at the neck, what is it about when an Englishman wears it that makes it extra extra sexy? Or is it just me the Anglophile? Probably. Hot Harry on a Horse was out last By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:55 am
Style Nine Prunes! I don’t want to hear it about how you don’t like their style. That’s the whole point. And how can you not like MK’s blue clutch? The billionaire Twin Prunes showed up for Nine last night in New York giving us a good dose of their By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Best of 2009: Blanchett BitchFace Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:09 am
Girlcrushes All our girls Exclusive Twi-Hards kept tweeting at me and bombing my inbox yesterday – their tits were in a twist over a photo shoot involving Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin for Vogue. E!Online broke the story that the two were photographed at the LA County Museum of Art. Emilie has apparently By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 02:21 am
Intro for Dec 16, 2009 Dear Gossips, We’re spending a few days in New York City before heading home to Toronto for the holidays. It’s Jacek’s first time here. So it feels like it’s my first time here too. And the perfect time of year. Tonight it’s the hockey game By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 01:12 am
Break Ups Sit DOWN Centaur Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 09:03 am
Douchebags Best of 2009: Country B ducking She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 08:32 am
Gorgessity Zoe steeze As I’ve noted too many times already, I don’t get Avatar. But I do very much get Zoe Saldana. Zoe was featured in one of the most well received movies of the year (Star Trek) and is now featured in one of the most highly anticipated movies to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 05:46 am
Douchebags Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting their By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 04:50 am
Gorgessity Marion’s invited to the party Is she bringing Guillaume to the party? The Golden Globes are often referred to as the best party. Because no one eats and they all get drunk. Marion was ripped off when she won her Golden Globe. The strike was happening, the GGs were cancelled, so now she gets a By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 03:16 am
Douchebags Pip, just read the f-cking paper This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:44 am
Shia LaBeouf Nominee takes the bus It’s not really clear to me whether or not they’re just waiting at the bus stop for a bus or simply sitting at the bus stop hanging out. Given Shia’s disdain for the paps however and the fact that he was well aware he was being shot, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:15 am
Style SJP Hugh Hair Total Photo Assumption. But it’s like her air is extra sex when her husband’s not around, non? Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant were in New York last night for the premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans opening this weekend against Avatar. Um, yeah, good luck. By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:00 am
