Douchebags So what will they ask him? Good Morning America took it up the ass last week when it was revealed that they’d invited Chris Brown onto the program to perform even though they’d cancelled Adam Lambert, thereby helping a convicted felon promote his new album. Although not admitting that they’re buckling due to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 06:21 am
BFFs Jen flies home After her free trip for a few days off in Marrakesh for that hotel opening, Jennifer Aniston is returning home to the beach in California, spotted in London at Heathrow connecting for LA. That must have been a sweet gig. Even people who have a lot of money are not By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 04:58 am
Quiveration Ewan’s family ride Didn’t think I could love Ewan McGregor more… until I saw his family vehicle. So.F-cking.Badass. This is Ewan with his wife and kids kicking around Brentwood on the weekend, hotter than ever in a white tee, rockin’ a little James Dean vibe of his own. SWOON. Ewan By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 03:45 am
Ebola Victims Ebola endangers the games Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 03:01 am
Bad Style Great jacket, messy hair Tom Cruise is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:50 am
BFFs Cindy & the Italian Queen Their physical similarities have already been noted. Their men are BFFs. So it was a cozy weekend in Mexico for Cindy Crawford and Elisabetta Canalis, also known as the Italian Queen, or George Clooney’s new piece, who showed off her killer body, not unlike Cindy’s killer body, while By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:30 am
Break Ups What’s up with Reese & Jake? The word from both their reps is that they have not broken up. Which means they want you to think that they are still together… So why the shenanigans? It’s an intriguing little gossip story. Sunday morning People.com breaks the exclusive that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 02:21 am
Quiveration James Franco: soap opera kissing It’s so good I actually get shy watching. You know what that’s like? How you know it’s not real because it’s on the tv but it feels real and if you’re crazy enough it might even feel real enough to believe it could be you? By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 09:28 am
Sports Coincidence or conspiracy? Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 07:56 am
Sports When the ex-husband is a centaur… Really, really love this story. Thanks to Stacy for sending along. Kate Hudson is dating ARod. ARod was married to Cynthia Rodriguez. Cynthia was photographed last week with a new man, some guy called Laszlo – click here to see the photo, it’s an important part of the story. So By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 04:44 am
Famewhores Stay Down I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:50 am
Douchebags Crusty Spittle Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 03:10 am
BFFs GOOPy’s Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston How do you get on one of these lists? Shinan Govani is on these lists. He was one of the privileged guests invited to the opening of the new La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh and according to his Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow arrived with the woman she once dismissed as “that By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 02:42 am
Girlcrushes It’s so nice to see you Kate Winslet. Some celebrities, when they’ve been up in our faces for a while on promotion or whatever, promise they’ll go away quietly once their sh-t is over. And then they never leave. Kate Winslet said last year following promotion for Revolutionary Road and her Oscar run for By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 10:39 am
Glee Thanksgiving GLEE Oh Mark Salling…WHY? Why is your penis so dumb? Why did it lead you astray? With Audrina Patridge? I can’t get down with a dude who could actually stand that idiot for more than a minute. I can’t. If he needs some strange for a night, in By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 06:44 am
Jessica Biel Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 04:46 am
