Girly Throw Downs Did he collect? After the New Moon premiere in LA last night, Kellan Lutz hit up the Roosevelt…with Samantha Ronson. Did she pay him back? Or is it an off week? I think it’s an off week. This week she and Lindsay are “off”. So Lindsay will have to settle her By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 04:49 am
Douchebags Nine and the Centaur There was a screening last night of Nine. ARod the Centaur accompanied Kate Hudson. You’ve heard about that, haven’t you? According to Us Weekly that egomaniacal motherf-cker commissioned TWO self Centaur portraits to hang over his bed. Something to jerk off to? Dude, if I walk into a By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 03:18 am
Girlcrushes You’re a smart guy, Shia LaBeouf You almost f-cked it up but you know a good thing and you’re smart enough to hang around. I like him so much more for dating her. Her being Carey Mulligan, of course. So have you seen it yet? An Education? If you haven’t seen An Education but By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 02:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Viggo on the backburner? Viggo Mortsensen was at the NY premiere of The Road last night. The Road was supposed to be an Oscar contender and still has an outside shot but since it’s been languishing on the shelf for a year, and with muted buzz going into the season, The Road and By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 02:06 am
Famewhores Is he good enough for you now? John Stamos received his star on the Walk of Fame yesterday celebrating with Garry Marshall and co-stars from ER and his family and also that pervy douche Bob Saget. So now is he good enough for Jennifer Aniston? Silly me, I forgot. She keeps mining Hollywood for a new love. By Lainey • Nov 17, 2009 01:59 am
Sports Country B is judging you… If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement: By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:58 am
Amazingness Nine girls They’re all in New York. Yes, even Miss Sophia in head to toe red. And Dame Judi Dench looking sharp in stripes. All of them in New York for the Nine junket, all of them gamely doing press in support of the film including one-on-one interviews for a long By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 10:01 am
Famewhores Philanthropic Posh It’s like her boys are the Princes William and Harry and she’s grooming them for a life of public service. Here’s Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new Hello Magazine with son Brooklyn who has now become one of Save the Children’s youngest “celebrity advocates” By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 08:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Naomi Watts Nuvo Magazine A beautifully styled Naomi Watts is on the cover of the new issue of Nuvo Magazine. It’s a very flattering article, almost too flattering, like the writer would jump off a building for her, but there are a few insightful anecdotes from Watts, in particular about David Lynch and By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 06:41 am
Bad Style Young breasts It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 05:12 am
Quiveration It’s time for DDL His hair is short. Sigh. LOVE HIM. And you know I worship his wife. So when they’re together, the fangirl takes over. Rebecca Miller’s The Private Lives of Pippa Lee screened in New York last night and her husband joined her at the event, in town with many By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 04:06 am
Famewhores Brange: snakes and rabbits The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here for more. But wait. That’s why it’s By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:31 am
Girlcrushes Bad pants and loud screams Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:21 am
Hook Ups Renee & Coop: it’s still on Some dumbass told the Daily Mail two weeks ago that Coop was done with Renee Zellweger. No. Coop is not done with Renee Z. She’s not done with him either. As you know Bradley Cooper has been shooting A-Team in Vancouver. Renee flew in last week to see him By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 02:55 am
Would You Rather Rossum is mysterious How is doe-eyed sugar cheese rape mysterious? Mystery is about curiosity. But the Rossum… I don’t want to know it and I don’t want to smell it. Still… Emmy Rossum insists she’s all about the mystery. Like there are layers around her that we should unravel. What’ By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 11:13 am
Gorgessity Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 08:47 am
