Twilight Vaginal Hard-on Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 06:33 am
Katie Holmes Robo morning coffee This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 05:04 am
Faux Gossip Johnny bails out his broke ass? It’s probably not true considering it comes from the UK Daily Express but I would very much like it to be. This story is so good. So full of sh-t but so good. You may have heard that Nicolas Cage is broke ass. He’s blaming it on a By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 03:07 am
Cheating Loins Chris & Kate An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:46 am
Dumbass Give that lady a gold star No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:13 am
Dumbass Posh on Emma and Madge Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 11:03 am
Dumbass He’s still paying? He was everyone’s punchline last night at the Country Music Awards but Kanye was far away in Europe, spotted in Rome buying sh-t for Amber Rose. Remember when she couldn’t pay a $300 bill at American Apparel? And now she’s walking in and out of Missoni. Like, By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 08:43 am
Cheating Loins Sorry I f-cked your husband Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on Fergie with some stripper. Now the stripper is apologising. At first she was like, oh whatever, no one will find out or get hurt. But now her own son told her that she’s “disgusting” so she feels bad. But she insists that it definitely By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 07:05 am
Twilight Twilight New Moon Giveaway American Express is hosting an exclusive gala screening of The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Thursday, November 19th in Toronto. And we’re giving away tickets. But there’s more to feed the crazy! Winners will also attend a Q&A with cast members and attend an after-party where By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 05:26 am
Girlcrushes Rachel & Spidey? Brilliant. Word is, they’re moving ahead with Spiderman 4 and Sam Raimi is currently casting for supporting characters and new villains… Rachel McAdams is being seriously considered to play the Black Cat who, in the comics, becomes a sort of Spidey stalker. Spiderman Fatal Attraction. She’s perfect for By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 05:04 am
Quiveration Today is a good day Because it’s his birthday. Ryan Gosling, of course. He’s 29. Crista W wrote to request some Ryan for the occasion. Am attaching previously unposted photos of Ryan and Dead Man’s Bones performing in LA on Halloween and also some older favourites. Sigh. It’s not healthy to By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 03:41 am
Quiveration Mango hot-off Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 03:00 am
Robin Wright Post-divorce hard Robin Wright is no longer blonde. Seen here at LAX yesterday, Robin showed off some new black hair. It’s a hard look. Hard as in tough. Especially since hers has never been a soft, gentle face to begin with. Robin has angles and very little padding. Some would call By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 02:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor trumps the Country B Carrie Underwood changed ten thousand times last night while co-hosting the Country Music Awards. And every f-cking dress was the sh-ts. I know it’s country and it’s accepted, unwillingly for some, that there’s a different style requirement but this girl, she took it to a new level By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 02:08 am
Maple Leaf Flash card Robin Written by Jacek Sometimes the day is filled with gems! And here’s a large and shiny one. Robin Thicke stopped by a radio station in Miami today to promote his upcoming album. I almost lost it when I saw the pictures and then read the caption. It's By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 10:04 am
Matthew McConaughey Man approval Written by Jacek Lainey recently handicapped the Sexiest Man Alive ‘race’ and talked about the need for the Sexiest Man to meet certain criteria. One of which is the need for the man to be a guy’s guy. The kind of guy you could watch the football game with By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 08:39 am
