Twilight The steeze in London Written by Lainey Jizz is the word of the day. And the style girls here at the studio are jizzing over Kristen Stewart right now at the UK premiere of New Moon. Me too. She brought her mad steeze to London where they see mad steeze all the time. And By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 07:56 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Maybe next time they’ll --ck Written by Jacek As most of you know, my knowledge of gossip is by association only. So my takes on what’s going on in Hollywood are quite amateur and usually don’t extend beyond a keen-eyed assessment (if I can say so myself) of who’s hot and what By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 05:43 am
Girlcrushes Carey in a gown On the Met steps last night shooting a father daughter scene with Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone. Now that’s a gown. And I love the colour. And she is beautiful. And I’m so sorry but am in studio all day for several shoots, and had a deadline on By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 04:53 am
Quiveration Franco soap stud While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest. The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes… Steam. Soap steam. Soapy stud steam. Two men face off, two rivals By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 02:49 am
Twilight Just mail Twi-Hard jizz sprayed all over the internets last night as photos were released of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands leaving Paris. I was hosting the Giller Light Bash and my Blackberry, it would not stop buzzing. Ah yes…the hate mail. And, to be fair, some nice mail By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 02:42 am
Famewhores Shelfy & Taupe Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 01:49 am
Bad Style GMD in plaid He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 09:28 am
Girlcrushes Hearing Meryl Streep After my post on An Evening With Meryl Streep at the ROM many of you asked if there was video. This was the interview with Johanna Schneller during which Streep offered many, many memorable insights including the one about being “capable”. Her mother told her she was CAPABLE. Not special, By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 08:46 am
Douchebags Pam needs a special light Pam Anderson was in Florida last week to launch her perfume (?) and I remember thinking to myself at the time that she did indeed look better in the pictures – attached. For starters, her outfit is almost decent. Now we know why. Page Six reports that Pam’s manager was insisting By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 06:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth runs It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 05:12 am
Girlcrushes Glee Wheels Only one more sleep and Glee comes back. Jumpy claps! Tomorrow’s episode focuses on Artie and his backstory. Also his penis. No, for reals. Great interview here with Kevin McHale who plays Artie about his hidden talents and about the musical numbers featured in the new episode. Billy Idol. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 04:35 am
Quiveration Grandma was his date I’m almost there. To the point where I’ve started writing a screenplay in my mind. How James Franco and I meet cute, and exchange snappy dialogue, and I sort of know what I’m wearing except I can’t decide on footwear. It’s been a long time By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 03:46 am
John Krasinski Engaged in the open Cutest. Emily Blunt and John Krasinski were also at the 24 Hour Play last night in New York, all loved up and adorable and publicly together since announcing their engagement. Emily is in town shooting The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon. John is spending his spare time off from with By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 03:15 am
Girlcrushes Like royalty The Twi-Hards have turned them into monarchs, waving from balconies and blessing their public. Check out Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson in Paris with New Moon director Chris Weitz greeting fans from the balcony of their hotel before heading off for more promotion. I can hear my friend By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 02:12 am
BFFs Jen & Demi And Ashton had to tag along too. Jennifer Aniston turned up in New York last night, taking the stage at one of her favourite events, The 24 Play' at the American Airlines Theatre in support of Urban Arts Partnership which provides arts programs for New York public schools. She By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 01:54 am
Jessica Biel Clingy with benefits According to Fox 411 Jessica Biel wants to be with Justin Timberlake so badly, she’s eating his terms, even if his terms dictate that their relationship remains open, leaving him to f-ck whoever else he wants to, and her at the same time. Friends with benefits. Not sure how By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 09:31 am
