Gorgessity Sunny & Scowl A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:28 am
Gossip Girl Pat-Ro They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Shelfy is always behind Jessica Biel was in New York a couple of weeks ago supposedly attending a Broadway workshop trying to angle for a part in a future Broadway production for Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. Oh Shelfy. Always a wannabe, always behind. Because while Shelfy is still TRYING, Scarjo By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:29 am
Chills Chills Chills JLo, Will …& Xenu THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to Tom Cruise and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him, France convicted By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:18 am
Famewhores She says she’s going to India… For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 01:55 pm
Exclusives Zac Efron is kind EXCLUSIVE. Me. I’m Zac Efron’s newest fan. We’re heading to Tofino tomorrow and I will force Jacek to sit through 17 Again. Maybe some High School Musical. Putting my name on the list for advance tickets to whatever he’s releasing next. Because Zac Efron has just By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 09:09 am
Douchebags “Whatever” means sorry Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. He’s also dropping By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 08:37 am
Quiveration Leo like Posh He should smile more. So few of his films involve smiling and when he does, as in The Departed, it’s almost like rueful smiling which doesn’t count, or smiling only during the first 5 minutes of the movie and then the world goes to pieces, and he is By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 06:58 am
Mark Ruffalo So nice to see you again Mark Ruffalo. He’s kept a very low profile this year but can be seen briefly in Where The Wild Things Are and was spotted running errands yesterday in Beverly Hills. Looks good, non? Everyone likes Mark Ruffalo. Have never heard anything against him, all journalists enjoy him, he is By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 05:02 am
Jessica Simpson Porny in India! Jessica Simpson was photographed in India yesterday, another trip for her pseudo doc series The Price of Beauty. The price of beauty is her personal hairstylist who comes everywhere with her and is likely not paid for out of her own pocket but as part of her contract for doing By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 04:37 am
Style Spotlight on fresh faces There were a few of them last night at the Hollywood Film Festival awards gala last night. Let’s start with Jeremy Renner. Because I’ve been remiss in not giving The Hurt Locker enough love. It deserves a lot of love. After all these months though, The Hurt Locker By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 04:23 am
Amazingness Dom for lunch Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 03:45 am
Quiveration Men in suits Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig took their ladies out last night at the Worldwide Orphans Foundation 5th Annual Benefit Gala in New York. Hugh, as usual, was in fine form and great spirits, because he’s always in fine form and great spirits, and this is why we love him By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 03:40 am
Quiveration Is that your baby? I was so excited to see you were at the U2 show last night in LA. And did your baby come along with your baby? She’s beautiful, Alicja Bachleda-Curus is so beautiful. And you’re holding her hand and you look happy and she’s Polish and that makes By Lainey • Oct 26, 2009 01:53 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Disconnected That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. By Lainey • Oct 26, 2009 10:53 am
Girly Throw Downs JLo love story and pit stains One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are By Lainey • Oct 26, 2009 09:00 am
