Ashlee Simpson What will Ashlee do? EW is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and some other dude have been axed from the new Melrose Place. The official word is that this was the intention all along. I don’t watch the show, but many of you who do have been quite expressive about how she’s the By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 01:51 pm
Amazingness Meryl works in Rome I was told of a Meryl Streep encounter recently where she was approached by a fan at a café while she was enjoying time with friends and asked for a photo, at which point she very graciously declined and said “I’m sorry, I’m not working right now”. Unlike By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 09:25 am
Bad Style Naïve & Crusty Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are in London promoting Chloe. Hopefully Amanda has sorted out her representation issues. I’m telling you, in Toronto she was like an abused lamb. She’s a talented, sweet girl. But she needs to be smarter about the people around her. Maybe Julianne Moore By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 07:52 am
Shia LaBeouf Carey forgives Hopefully she made him grovel. And promise not to be a whiny “me me me” narcissistic bitch boyfriend. Photo Assumption says he seems to be trying hard to keep his girl. A flirty Shia LaBeouf was on set yesterday with Carey Mulligan in New York shooting Wall Street 2, a By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 06:06 am
Quiveration Back to back Ewan You loved Ewan McGregor on Wednesday. Today he’s back for more. Ewan appeared on Regis & Kelly yesterday – screen shots attached. Then he and his wife Eve flew to LA, photographed with their bags arriving at LAX. Ewan, in a jaunty hat, took care of the cart as he By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 04:33 am
BFFs No GOOP on girl’s night? Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up for dinner last night in London. Where’s Gwyneth? She’d be there too if she could. Or maybe it’s Tracy Anderson who’s come between Madge and G? Doubtful. G would never choose a lowly employee over the Queen of Pop. Gwyneth By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 04:06 am
Hook Ups Porny & Spittle!?!? Post divorce, Jessica Simpson has the worst taste in men. And the same taste as Jennifer Aniston. John Mayer, now Gerard Butler? So says Page Six, reporting today that Porny had dinner with Spittle on Tuesday, accompanied by friends but totally cocooned in their own imaginary bubble, eventually leaving the By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 03:14 am
Exclusives Renee comes with baggage… For Bradley. Cooper, obviously. Exclusive photos last night – Renee Zellweger arriving in Vancouver to spent time with Coop. Very cute. Am told that when she came off the flight, she went straight to the washroom for some pretty time – fresh makeup and a quick change. Jacek and I were long By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 03:08 pm
Exclusives Jessica & JT together in Vancouver: first photos Well that didn’t take long. Here they are, the first photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake in Vancouver together this afternoon after lunch with her assistant. Why does she need an assistant? She’s always with the assistant. Anyway, am told they seemed “fine”, low key, and held By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 01:18 pm
Douchebags Junior’s audacity I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 10:38 am
Quiveration Saturday Night Franco I’m late on this, sorry. But these photos…it’s worth it, right? You may have seen a silent James Franco on Saturday Night Live last weekend during a skit in which he, playing himself, was ignored by Keenan Thompson on a talk show sketch. At the end of By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 08:49 am
Quiveration Is he knock-kneed? It’s Clive Owen. In London promoting The Boys Are Back. I do, I love him too. He’s a sexy beast. And as you know, I want him to cuss at me. But I noticed something while I was watching Duplicity during a scene when he’s running. And By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 07:40 am
Quiveration Ryan Gosling: life on the road Dead Man’s Bones played Toronto last night, and Montreal before that. Thanks to all of you from every stop along the way who’ve written with your experiences. By all accounts, he’s lovely, and gracious, and sexy as f-ck, and takes time with the fans, and you want By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 05:57 am
Sports Manslinger MVP Thanks to Nancy for this hilarious photo. The most important person on the Yankees roster isn’t even on the bench. She’s in the stands. And her name is Manslinger. And her work is MAGIC. New York lost game 3 in a tight 11 innings but last night in By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 05:32 am
Gossip Girl Blair dreams in sepia It was hyped as the boy on boy kiss episode but in the end there wasn’t enough tongue. There wasn’t enough anything. Actually no, there was too much Vanessa. Always too much Vanessa. And that hair. Sigh. Has our show left us? Why are Blair and Chuck middle By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 05:08 am
Hollywood Closet Don’t be a stuck squirrel! Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 04:20 am
