Baby and Bump Obsession Jesus > Xenu Tom Cruise's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 03:08 am
Twilight Xavier’s expansion Twilight’s newest breakout star Xavier Samuel shopped alone in Yaletown yesterday. As reported last week, Xavier just filmed what’s slated to be the opening scene in Twilight Eclipse – a major coup considering his character in the book barely gets any airtime. Hollywood’s treatment and subsequent improvement of By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:58 am
Ebola Victims Nikki’s leading men Onscreen and off. Nikki Reed worked an allnighter Friday shooting scenes for Twilight Eclipse with Jack Huston. Jack left Vancouver promptly the next day and perhaps for good. As I reported last week Vancouver is looking less and less attractive as a possible location for the fourth installment of the By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:53 am
Break Ups No Madge, but can she hang on to GOOP? Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and now By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:41 am
Intro for Oct 12, 2009 Dear Gossips, It would have been a cool move if she’d left it as it was – an abrupt departure from Twitter. Period. But of course, JailBait Miley Cyrus is not cool. And so her departure from Twitter, for the sake of her privacy, was complemented on Friday by the By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:19 am
Brad Pitt Who’s the other one? LOVE this video. Chris Rock and Nia Long are promoting his documentary Good Hair. During this random, hilarious interview, somehow the discussion turns to white dudes dating black girls. And then Justin Timberlake comes up. And then Marky Mark. And then Brad Pitt, at which point Chris reveals that he By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 11:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Daddy doesn’t like the new boy Miley Cyrus abruptly shut down her Twitter this week after posting the following: “FYI Liam doesn’t have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason” Liam is the new boyfriend and her co-star in The Last Song and shortly after that tweet, Miley's By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 10:05 am
The Office Thankful for… Jim & Pam. “Frankly, it’s a different sensation.” Entertainment Weekly’s recap summed it up best, the writers did indeed pull it off. And they accurately judged that stupid real life YouTube wedding dance too: embarrassing, desperate, disgusting – in other words, perfect for the staff of Dunder Mifflin. But By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 05:59 am
Maple Leaf FASHION Twilight The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 05:12 am
Frauds Back to basting Love Happens was a critical and commercial bust. This is surprising. Because people love supporting sh-t. But not even Jennifer Aniston could make that sh-t work. Undeterred by the failure of her most recent film, Jennifer is back on set of The Baster, resuming production after a break to shoot By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 03:48 am
Twilight Eclipse open Exclusive This is Xavier Samuel on Wednesday night shooting Twilight Eclipse soaking wet, filming in the fake rain over and over again. My source tells me he’s wearing a wetsuit under those clothes to stay dry/warm(er). This is why he appears to be a little more robust. By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 03:34 am
Dumbass They deserve better Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 02:42 am
Viggo Mortensen Viggo’s Manbag Written by Jacek Manbags are a touchy area for any straight guy. For most straight guys, I’d say it’s a no go zone (even if they wanted to – which for most guys isn’t even an issue). But under certain conditions, it can be done. However, the dude By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 10:07 am
Sports Manslinger’s Fall Classic hopes It’s on. The American League Division Series is underway, game 1 was last night with the Yankees taking it 7 – 2 over the Twins as New York is favoured, predicted to meet up with the Phillies in the Fall Classic. Kate Hudson was in the stands to cheer on By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 07:21 am
Amazingness An Evening with Meryl Streep Last night at the Royal Ontario Museum, in celebration of the ROM’s Vanity Fair Portraits exhibit, Meryl Streep took the stage with Johanna Schneller to discuss “The Question of Celebrity”. 90 minutes of full-on girlcrush. WORSHIP. I met up with 2 friends afterwards and this is how Gabrielle explained By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 05:05 am
Gorgessity Double Freebie Gorgessity Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick. At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 03:48 am