Don’t hide your Glee I wrote a while back that some things you keep to yourself. Especially the things you love the most. I did this with KoL and True Blood and a few others I’m not ready to share. But then the sh-ts started taking over. Famewhore twats and airheads on scripted By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 03:49 am
George Clooney Don’t put Ewan in a corner! There were 500 million photos taken of George Clooney and his new piece yesterday. And like maybe 10 of Ewan McGregor. Please. I get it that who George is nailing is a matter of great international gossip importance. But Ewan deserves more than 10 frames. Then again, Ewan doesn’t By Lainey • Sep 09, 2009 03:27 am
Photo Assumption George Clooney and the Queen of Italy If she was from Canada, we’d probably declare her the Queen of Canada too. Any woman who can lock down George Clooney? Because you know this is how they’ll sell it. And indeed, he is working it hard like he is smitten. Which is why he’s earned By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 12:58 pm
Bad Style One Man The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous Freida By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 10:10 am
Cheese She hasn’t met Michael Buble Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Victoria Beckham repeats this over and By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 09:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Oprah & Anna The theme of the Costume Institute Gala this past year was Model as Muse. Last year in 2008 it was the Superhero. The theme for 2010? The Church of Oprah. Indeed, the Mighty Opes has been named co-chair next year to celebrate “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” alongside, as By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 08:12 am
Quiveration Staring at The Men Who Stare Goddamn George Clooney is a handsome motherf-cker. And the combination of Clooney with Ewan McGregor, both of them in shades with the wind whipping their hair, warrants his second post of the day. It’s The Men Who Stare At Goats photocall today in Venice. Clooney, as always, worked it By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 05:41 am
Sex & the City Heeled feet TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 04:25 am
Lindsay Lohan Crackhead wish list It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 03:48 am
Famewhores George on the campaign trail He spent the summer at Como, hooked up with a saucy Italian brunette, and it’s now time to work – with 2 films scheduled for release this fall, both of them award potentials, especially Up In The Air which was secretly screened in Telluride a few days ago and the By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 02:55 am
Hook Ups The Viking and The Queen Exclusive. Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard are dating. Am told exclusively by an infallible source that it’s been several weeks now. And that she flew to Shreveport, Louisiana on Friday to visit him. Skarsgard is there working on Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Smart Evan. Kate has a By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 06:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Martin Family Tour Coldplay played Barcelona a few days ago. Gwyneth and the kids were there too. Because, as she loves to say, GOOPy is part Spanish. Did you just hate scream? I think I heard you. Here’s Chris Martin out and about on Sunday with Apple and the bodyguard. And then By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 06:07 am
Ben Affleck Love for Rebecca Hall First met her in Starter for 10. Have you seen it? If you love James McAvoy you’ve probably seen it. James, as always, is adorable. But Rebecca Hall…Sigh. I fell in love. Every time I see her in a movie I fall in love. Wonderful in Frost/Nixon, By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 05:27 am
Twilight SO much better than that busted wig ***See note at base of article re: photo use*** Kristen Stewart’s hair. Her real hair. Still wearing the Joan Jett mullet. Love. It is a wig, see? It’s a wig with a dumbass hairline they put on every day for “Bella” instead of extensions. Given Stewart’s reputation By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 05:13 am
Ryan Gosling Ryan’s car It kills me. All over it. And a wonderful answer to Why Ryan Gosling? He’s hot to look at sure. But the bonus is so much personality. Sigh. Wish it was me he took on a date to Disneyland. Not me. Obviously. It was Kat Dennings – click here for By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 04:26 am
Twilight Jackson & Christian They should date. No clue if they’re compatible, not sure if they get along. But their names sound good together. And the combination is like a hotness explosion. This is Christian Serratos, ridiculously attractive, yesterday in Vancouver shopping with a friend. Quick check of Christian’s IMDB shows no By Lainey • Sep 07, 2009 04:03 am
