Quiveration Leg lifts It’s Becks. With the English team prepping for their friendly against Holland. Apparently he’s doing so against the wishes of the LA Galaxy. Whatever. He’s lifting up his leg. Why are we talking about anything else? Goddamn he’s hot. F-ck. The match goes tomorrow. Not sure By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 12:03 pm
Gossip Girl GG WTF Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 08:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Raisin’ ‘em right Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher they’re talking a lot of sh-t. Apparently Britney took her boys to a gifting suite last week and By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 07:40 am
Bad Style Vote on Diane’s ass crack She’s normally flawless on style choices, particularly because she takes risks. So this is Diane Kruger last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds going for broke. As you can see, you can see her ass crack. It’s a dress that’s probably worth, at least, several By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 05:58 am
Twilight The new Taylor, the changed flight, and more hate Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz arrived back from LA to Vancouver last night to resume preparation on Eclipse. How famous is Taylor these days? The fans only wanted his autograph and Kellan, for the most part, was pretty much left alone. For Taylor, with his new status, seems to come By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 05:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Manslinger the WAG Would Kate Hudson’s relationship with Lance Armstrong have lasted longer if he’d resumed riding last year? To give her something to cheer for? I think one of the things that keeps her going about ARod is that he’s supposedly good at something. And she relishes the role By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 04:04 am
Christina Ricci Reward this body She works hard on this body. And the results are obvious. And she deserves it. Because Christina Ricci used to be sickly skinny. Like near death skinny. And then it seems she got over it and accepted the body she was born with. Which is tight and toned and shapely, By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 03:21 am
Girly Throw Downs Nipple tweak alert It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston. Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well they By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 03:01 am
Gorgessity Black leather & Pitt Porn Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina By Lainey • Aug 11, 2009 02:51 am
Douchebags How to get Strange My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Douchebags How to behave Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Not funny. At all. And not representative of a man who respects women. Certainly not By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 10:56 am
Friday Night Lights How to Post Grad Gilmore Girls + Friday Night Lights… I was never hooked on Rory and Lorelei. But I am terribly, terribly fond of Alexis Bledel. As you know, I’m also balls crazy about Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights actors are almost always ignored. So how about some love for Zach Gilford By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 07:58 am
Famewhores How to use your boyfriend Shelf Ass Jessica Biel was photographed with the Pip after a walk with the dogs. She’s also been spotted on set of Valentine’s Day, that movie that stars everyone. Despite a three day run at the Hollywood Bowl however Shelfy still hasn’t confirmed a new movie role. By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 07:35 am
Hook Ups How to be a player Jennifer Aniston, also known as 40 and Fabulous!, has been battling Snapface Renee Zellweger, 40 too, for the affections of Bradley Cooper. Renee seems to have surged ahead of late. She and Coop (with whom she co-starred on Case 39) and a couple of friends (?) are currently in Barcelona, having By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 05:26 am
Hook Ups How to be a Manslinger Ashley Greene is heading back to Vancouver. Before leaving this morning she said goodbye to Chace Crawford. With her lips. See? And his eyes are closed… Because… You fill in the blank. With a boy. Ashley and Chace were both at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Wonder if they By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 05:15 am
Quiveration How to be gross Ew! F-ck! Sick! Check out Ed Westwick shamef-cking the Teen Choice Awards last night… I can’t look at this Without dry heaving and yet I still cannot stop Lara and I have him in common. We send each other crude texts about him, texts I’d love to publish By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 04:13 am
