Victoria Beckham Beckhams back to Hollywood! They must have been rushed for their flight. David and Victoria at Heathrow on Friday head back to LA as Becks rejoins the Galaxy. Check it, and hold on to your concrete tits, because Posh appears to be wearing very, very, VERY little makeup. …the f-ck? I’m telling you. By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 03:03 am
Girlcrushes An afternoon with the Potter kids Let’s start with Bonnie Wright. She’s tiny. Was wearing flats, as was I, and we’re the same height, only she’s thinner, though not unhealthy. Very still, small movements, extremely articulate, quite reserved. Funnily enough, it’s the Weasleys with the low energy, and Harry and Hermione By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 02:53 am
Harry Potter Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince Am told that tickets are already sold out in many cities for showings on the first 3 days… Do you have yours? I saw it on Thursday at a press screening before the junket. So f-cking cute. And visually spectacular. And fun. And fastpaced. And if you don’t want By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 02:31 am
Dumbass Pissing on Oscar It’s a Harry Potter day but it’s also an I Hate People day. Because some people are so f-cking dumb. And I’m not referring to a Twi-Hard. Tyce Diorio choreographed Katie Holmes’s upcoming number on So You Think You Can Dance – a tribute to Judy Garland. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 09:04 am
Monica Cruz If you post her they will pap Wednesday I pitted Monica against Penelope. Today, these shots come out of her on the beach with some dude in Ibiza. Coincidence? Yes. But let’s run with the belief that if we keep writing about her, the paps will continue to follow her and feed us the goodness that By Jacek Szenowicz • Jul 10, 2009 08:20 am
Twilight Edward Anthony Masen Cullen Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 06:37 am
Dumbass Weekly crack tweets Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post: Some guy just By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 06:25 am
Adrian Grenier Entourage Season 6 and DVD giveaway! The boys are back this Sunday – the 6th season of Entourage kicks off this weekend (Sunday, July 12 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on HBO in Canada and the US) and judging by the screener of the first 2 episodes they sent over, all signs point to a By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 05:26 am
Dumbass Pippy the superhero? Hollywood f-cking shenigans… I don’t understand why they haven’t already offered this to Bradley Cooper. Instead, he’s one of three on the shortlist, alongside Ryan Reynolds and … Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake! His balls haven’t fully dropped and he’s supposed to convince us he can fight danger By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 04:02 am
Cheating Loins All’s well with Josh & Diane 6 weeks ago the tabloids caught him with a woman’s legs wrapped around his waist in New Orleans, there on location shooting Jonah Hex. Josh Brolin’s rep denied any wrongdoing on his part but the photo –and the thigh – speaks for itself. Click here to revisit the article. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 03:19 am
Famewhores Back to real life Because their real life is so grueling. Posh and Becks were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Seychelles but returned today, touching down at Heathrow looking coordinated and perfect, with their grim faces on for the paps like they’re sad to see them. Oh please. After picking up By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:52 am
Parent Pimps Papa Perv is out of his mind Out of his F-CKING mind. Page Six reports that Joe Simpson is apparently trying to capitalise on the death of Michael Jackson by “pitching a concept album” of MJ songs performed by Ashlee Simpson. Say what pimp? Like, Ashlee Simpson singing Remember the Time all pseudo emo-styles, is that what By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:38 am
Intro for Jul 10, 2009 Dear Gossips, Last night I saw it. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Have been in Harry Potter heaven ever since – humming the theme, daydreaming about quidditich, wishing for a potion to cure my cold. This is why I am in New York. I begged to be in New By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:21 am
George Clooney George helps The G8 summit is happening now in L’Aquila, Italy and after spending his vacation at Lake Como with Bill Murray paddling with the ladies and boozy dinners with more ladies George Clooney dropped by and toured the area hit by the earthquake. He’s also supposed to be in By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 11:11 am
Parent Pimps High fashion Miley That punching urge… it will overcome you again. Be warned. Miley Cyrus has “designed” her own line with Max Azria and is launching it at Walmart. She tells Elle Magazine that her intention is to democratise high fashion. Because she loves it so much: “Literally this is going to be By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 09:01 am
Pierce Brosnan Robert Pattinson’s prison These Twi-Hards…they’ve turned him into a goddamn fugitive. Every day they line the streets, waiting for a glimpse. And as soon as the glimpse comes, they start screaming. As you can see in this video taken today - they scream simply because he’s walking to his car, By Lainey • Jul 09, 2009 07:16 am
