Twilight He wasn’t mauled… Taylor Lautner showed up at the CFDAs last night… Not really sure why but whatever. His people are trying to push him out there, he’s gradually making his way to Toronto for the MMVAs on Sunday, and he’s been trying to claim him own share of the spotlight By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:05 am
Gorgessity It fits! How many times have you seen Blake Lively wearing something 2 sizes too small? Remember the Golden Globes? Amazingly enough, last night at the CFDA Awards, Blake actually put on a dress that fit. And looked terrific. Super sexy, super fresh, super tanned but not obnoxiously so, and very, very By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 02:45 am
Famewhores Shelfy come running You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 02:32 am
Maple Leaf The Time Traveller Trailer It’s been pushed back time and again, now finally scheduled for the dog days of August, not usually the best time to release a film, especially since originally they had hoped it would be a Christmas movie… And the trailer has just been released. Bad thoughts. Looks awful. Again, By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 09:50 am
Robert Pattinson Robert riots! She’s trying to f-cking TACKLE HIM!!! You have to wonder then… How does Robert Pattinson really feel about Twilight fans? Because… Umm… Check out what just happened in New York. They threw themselves on him. Like grabbed him around the neck! So… If you’re her, and you see By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 08:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession JLo pregnant! On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 07:59 am
Joseph Gordon Levitt Are you in my future? Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in Vegas at the CineVegas 2009 Film Festival screening of (500) Days of Summer on Friday. It’s the film I most want to see this summer after Harry Potter. Have a feeling, if it’s good, that JGL might just be my Summer Crush. As Michelle By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 06:11 am
Lindsay Lohan Belly Coke Bloat Lindsay Lohan sniffed out a party in the Hamptons this weekend at AXE Lounge. Nice coke bloat. I’m bloated today too. Because Gab and I were afflicted with the Wine Flu this weekend. It’s horribly inappropriate. But we can’t stop saying it. I’m never drinking again. By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 04:27 am
Hook Ups 4-way hook ups Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here. Even more intriguing though By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:41 am
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson’s easy wardrobe The photo captions from the agency say he’s shooting Remember Me – first day on set – in New York. Doesn’t look like the wardrobe department had to stretch. Is he wearing his own clothes? Anyway, Twi-hards were jonesing all weekend because he hadn’t been seen. Withdrawal symptoms eased By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:32 am
Quiveration TK got the part! As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for the article - when I spoke to Taylor Kitsch at the Grey Goose party in Cannes, he was hoping for some good news. He’d just come from LA, auditioned for what he called was something “HUGE”, and he By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 03:16 am
Douchebags What did she expand? Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:47 am
Frauds No thumb in Germany Amazingly enough, Megan Fox managed to keep her thumb out of her mouth on Saturday for the German leg of the Transformers promotional tour. Body is killer. That face though – again with that waxy wannabe Jolie face. From some angles you’d actually think this was her wax figure, non? By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:30 am
Zac Efron Be nice to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Am always giving Zac Efron sh-t for his cheese but it’s Friday and it’s been a good week and it’s good to mix it up once in a while so here he is today leaving Children’s Hospital in LA after visiting the cancer ward which, of By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 10:39 am
Dumbass Le Karl losing his touch? There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. But…maybe it is. Karl, as By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 08:29 am
Clown Do you want to f-ck her thumb? Because she’s making it seem like it’s f-ckable. If only this could keep her from talking so much sh-t. Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf, who supposedly has creative uses for his own thumb, were in Paris today promoting Transformers. As you can see, the Poor Man’s Jolie By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 07:54 am
