Intro for Jun 11, 2009 Dear Gossips, That foul stench you woke up to this morning comes from Ebola Paris Hilton. It’s single now, no longer dating that useless f-ck Doug Reinhardt. Scroll down for the full article on who it’s hunting now. The most hunted boy in the world is in New By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 02:45 am
Clown He wasn't spreading it well The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 01:13 pm
Bad Style Nipple Day in London The Posh stepped out earlier with her tit rocks all tweaked… Then in the evening, on the red carpet for the UK premiere of The Hangover, Heather Graham let her nipples do the talking too. Hello chilly breeze! Those are much nicer to look at than Victoria Beckham’s concretes By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 11:35 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried coincidence or conspiracy? You’ve heard by now – click here for more information – about Britney Spears and her agent Jason Trawick. And you’ll recall my exclusive report from her cousin’s wedding a few weeks ago – at the time everyone was calling him her “douchebag boyfriend. As soon as her new relationship By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 10:26 am
Douchebags Where are your beans??? One of the best gossip stories EVER: Remember when Hugh Grant attacked a pap in London with a container full of baked beans? I die. Last night Hugh was at it again. In New York, walking with a friend, unfortunately he had no beans with him so all of a By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 08:24 am
Megan Fox Megan vs Middle America Something is up with me today. I should call my mother. This is Megan Fox on the Transformers promotional train in Korea. Really like her dress. That’s a first. But how much plastic surgery has this girl had? Was she born with that face? Doubtful. Anyway, say what you By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 08:09 am
Dominic Monaghan Charlie??? Are you a Lost fan? ABC has been running some cute crossover ads to promote new shows using old shows. This is the latest featuring Patrick Dempsey, Courteney Cox, and yes, Dominic Monaghan from Lost… They’ve already announced that Claire will be back. Now Charlie too? Joking, right? Joking… By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 06:00 am
Famewhores They’ll call it retail therapy Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 05:51 am
Stephen Moyer 4 More Sleeps Until True Blood Season 2. The premiere screening took place last night in LA, most of the cast in attendance. Of course Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer – she has the most underrated, cute little body, non? – and Sam Trammell too. I vacillated all through the first season: Bill or Sam? By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 04:36 am
Amazingness Julia & Dave I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:49 am
Dumbass Dumb & Indignant A terrible combination. So you’ve heard about what Jessica Alba did in Oklahoma City, right? Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:14 am
S.M.U.T. 2009 Are you coming??? It’s our 4th year. And The Society always puts on a great party. Can’t wait to see you at this year’s Smut Soiree. As promised, a few details about the event on June 23rd at 7pm. Last time it was a Hollywood Hills themed By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 03:06 am
Bad Style Concrete tweaked! There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 02:53 am
Cheese Break-up Tweets Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 01:43 pm
Matthew Fox Lost in Monte Carlo January. We must wait until January. But did you see the season finale??? F-ck! Who can wait til January? The good news is by this time next year there “should” be no more questions. Doubtful. Anyway, while the show might be on hiatus, there’s always time to sell. Which By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 10:02 am
Style Joan Jett > Bella Swan This one’s for you Em. Twi-hards are apparently losing their sh-t over Kristen Stewart’s hair. Cut. 80s banger chick styles. To play Joan Jett. I’m not f-cking crazy so am not sure why the panic but since Kristen is their “Bella Swan”, am assuming they’re freaking By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 09:40 am
