Gorgessity GOOPy GOOPa Barcelona It’s GOOP Thursday! Today’s issue: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Barcelona recommendations. This one I care about. Because I haven’t been and have always wanted to go. Finally a keeper instead of recipes and child rearing tips. Click here to read the GOOP’s Barcelona tips. And it’s By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 05:33 am
Famewhores They’re learning So young and already learning how to navigate the Hollywood landscape. Last week I reported exclusively that Taylor Lautner broke up with Selena Gomez. Click here for the details. TRUE. Taylor’s final day in Vancouver was May 22nd. He was supposed to spend time with Selena in the two By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:43 am
Twilight Twi-Fight at Blockbuster You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way back during By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:21 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny at the Goodwill! Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. Some By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:12 am
Clown Single Orange Female Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:58 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s legs on Letterman Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:27 am
Break Ups Chris Pine bails out He was universally ridiculed when word leaked that he was dating Audrina Patridge. Kinda like John Mayer and Jessica Simpson… only worse. Which is why he shamefacedly skipped the carpet at the Movie Awards on Sunday. ShameFace is the worst with cameras around. And now Hollyscoop is reporting that Chris By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 01:35 pm
Ed Westwick Glamour Shamef-ck He’s at home in London and attended the Glamour Magazine awards last night, all of his most disgusting attributes tweaked up to the top of the dial. The flared nostrils. The silly attempt at eye to vagina penetration. And those feet. Oh my God those feet are killing me. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 11:52 am
Hook Ups George’s new piece Us Weekly reported in their last issue that this is George Clooney’s new piece. Her name is Lucy Wolvert. Guess what she does for a living? Well of course she’s an aspiring model/actress. But Lucy is also a cocktail waitress! According to the magazine, they met in By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 09:26 am
Girlcrushes Two favourites Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman at the UK premiere of Last Chance Harvey. Look at them dancing! The cutest! Dustin also brought along his wife Lisa and their daughter. He ADORES his wife. Has done for many, many years. And they’re naughty. More like HE’s naughty. When I By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 09:15 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here for my version and here for her perspective. Mine obviously is more believable because I wasn’t blinded by a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 08:42 am
Parent Pimps Remember this photo? I wrote about this the other day. Click here to read more. So there’s the photo… and then there’s the VIDEO. Miley Cyrus’s little sister Noah Lindsey and her friend announcing themselves to the world. Every day they do this at the mall. They line up at By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 07:33 am
Quiveration He’s getting papped now! These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 05:28 am
Hook Ups Manslinger’s “somewhat serious” My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 04:28 am
Bad Style LipGloss Blender Legs Moist Face Really? You know who you are. You out there – you find this attractive? Really? Because I keep finding new things that are UNattractive about Zac Efron. You already know about the LipGloss, my husband can’t stand his mangled looking legs, and now … why is his face always so moist By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:54 am
Mary Kate Olsen Hangover Prunes Both prunes showed up at The Hangover premiere last night in LA. It’s because Justin Bartha, Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, is in the movie. So she and MK walked the carpet to support. See here’s the thing about the Prune Twins – super famous, obviously. But also not famewhores. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:49 am