Clown Pity hire A job. A real acting job. Hollywood is all about 5th chances. And this is Lindsay’s – confirmed to star in an indie comedy about a grad student doing research on a remote island and the characters she encounters along the way costarring Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, Giovanni Ribisi, and By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:31 am
Intro for May 14, 2009 Dear Gossips, I need it to be January. Because Lost is back on in January. And then there will be answers. Hopefully there will be answers. We need answers or I will break the tv. Wanted to break the tv last night. More so than most weeks. At least in By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:22 am
Jennifer Aniston Movies about baster babies It’s been four years since Jennifer Lopez worked on a movie. And finally, today, she was back on set to start shooting something called The Back-up Plan about a single woman pregnant with twins via artificial insemination who falls in love on the day the babies are conceived. Not By Lainey • May 13, 2009 01:01 pm
Quiveration MTV Kings !!!!!!!!!! It was announced today that Kings of Leon will perform for the first time on MTV at the Movie Awards. For sure Caleb’s voice will hold up much better than Chris Martin’s last year. Ugh. Do you remember that? Like, quit jumping around if you can’t sing By Lainey • May 13, 2009 10:13 am
Cannes 2009 Average > Dried bitter melon face? My husband has been on me all day about featuring Shu Qi because he’s been stalking her on Getty. He thinks he’s an Asian specialist now, he can actually tell us apart. And right now he’s all about how hot she is. Can’t get over how By Lainey • May 13, 2009 09:58 am
Cannes 2009 Festival Tilda It begins. Another Cannes Film Festival. And at tonight’s opening gala, a goddess arrived. Her name? Tilda Swinton. Please. Who else? I LOVE how far she has to bend down to greet that woman. I LOVE how graceful she is. I LOVE how beautiful she is. Beautiful but not By Lainey • May 13, 2009 08:23 am
Clown More AssTalk from the Fox Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ By Lainey • May 13, 2009 07:37 am
Would You Rather Rossum for his birthday Run, Robert, RUN. Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. I know this because my inbox has been pounded by his fans, some very polite, and some not so polite, “belligerating” me for not wishing him a Happy Birthday. I’ll let you enjoy that for a minute or two. My By Lainey • May 13, 2009 06:05 am
Quiveration Ewan in the morning At Regis & Kelly and Good Morning America today in New York promoting Angels & Demons which hits theatres this week. So far Angels has not been as controversial as Da Vinci. Not even close. And while it hasn’t received great reviews, critics have been kinder to it than By Lainey • May 13, 2009 04:38 am
Break Ups Courteney’s new bestie Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great By Lainey • May 13, 2009 04:09 am
Girlcrushes Maya’s Hollywood timing Love Maya Rudolph. She was on Letterman last night presumably to promote Away We Go. I’ve posted the trailer several times already. Can’t wait. Anyway, in the film, Maya and John Krasinski play expectant parents looking for a place to raise their child. And Maya just announced she’ By Lainey • May 13, 2009 03:11 am
Bad Style Vagina Virgins cross the pond They were in London today promoting something – maybe a movie? Yes, probably. The movie that did not fare very well at the North American box office. Apparently their tv show wasn’t a huge success either. Not great news for a “band” about to release their fourth album Lines, Vines, By Lainey • May 12, 2009 09:39 am
Girly Throw Downs There’s a spring in her step Right? Jennifer Aniston in New York – not really feeling her pants, does she have a camel toe??? – all smiles, relaxed, and in great spirits. What’s making her so happy? Every tabloid cover proclaiming the end of the Brange. And one ridiculous report originating out of England about Brad calling By Lainey • May 12, 2009 09:24 am
Twilight Taylor & Selena’s day off This is how it should be, non? This is however not the way the Lohans do it. At Selena Gomez’s age, Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont all by herself. A year later she’d moved in with Wilmer V who, at the time, was 25. Not Selena By Lainey • May 12, 2009 04:39 am
Bad Style He’s here… And I’m leaving. Russell Brand left LA for Vegas yesterday. He was photographed at the airport with a female companion talking on his cell phone but astutely covering his mouth. Apparently the paps can lipread. Makes sense. Posting about him always elicits quite the response from many of you. By Lainey • May 12, 2009 02:40 am
Quiveration Daddy time after work time He’s done all he can, travelled the world enthusiastically for Wolverine, and so far the film has met expectations financially. Initially thought the sightings would dry up. But now that he’s living in New York, obviously not the case. And many of you do not mind at all. By Lainey • May 12, 2009 02:33 am
