Famewhores Aniston in Paris To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:22 pm
Gorgessity GOOPy loves yoga Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:17 pm
Famewhores The Chosen One to charm New York The NY Post lit into the Brange the other day in a scathing article accusing the Heavenly Couple of “smugness” on the red carpet at the Oscars. A new round of tabloid covers this week runs the gamut from suggesting the Pitts will split to Jennifer Aniston demonstrating her continued By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:03 pm
Douchebags Fallon owes Pippy Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed that Justin By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:57 pm
Douchebags Ari on trial This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. You’ll recall, Jeremy claimed he had mercury poisoning By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:51 pm
Blind Riddles His and Her Anorexia A surprise power player in Hollywood, his wife has always been little. But nowadays it’s his extreme thinness that is raising eyebrows. What used to be extreme controlling behaviour on set has now spilled over into his personal life, and he’s applied the same obsessive devotion to his By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:46 pm
Photo Assumption Katie’s cry face Katie Holmes on set in New York of The Extra Man yesterday shooting a scene in which she had to put on an extra sad face. I laughed. Are you laughing? I’m especially laughing at Paul Dano’s photo assumption expression, like he’s thinking to himself: What the By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:44 pm
Style Go, go, and GO! It’s Anne Hathaway leaving at the end of awards season, hopefully giving us an extended break. Because right now, I’m done with her. With time and distance though, this could totally change. She’d be smart to fade away for a while. Having said that, am all over By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 09:31 am
Quiveration I miss you Chuck Bass This Gossip Girl hiatus feels like an eternity. I think we still have another week to go before the Upper East Side makes a return. The good news? The CW has renewed it for another season. Hopefully the writing improves the last half of this season? Lately it’s been By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 08:22 am
Quiveration Downey-wear RDJ and his son Indio out shopping yesterday at Planet Blue. These pictures, they kill me. His jaunty cap, something about the way he’s wearing his sweats, Indio’s pants, pants only a 15 year old growing up in Hollywood understands – I guess? – and finally… RDJ’s lunchbox. That By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 05:55 am
Photo Assumption Not good enough for Dano How will Katie Holmes stack up against Paul Dano? He’s too good for her. Katie is in New York shooting a new movie called The Extra Man costarring Dano and Kevin Kline. Dano could sleep through a scene and still send her back to Dawson’s Creek. This is By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 04:58 am
Famewhores Cowtown KFed Jr Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 04:25 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin style Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 03:45 am
B-tch please Lilo & Sam hand in hand Surprise. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson photographed holding hands leaving a restaurant last night after a gig. Five minutes later Lilo was probably thrashing against the car window, set off by some kind of imaginary drama. As I’ve already told you, this is what it’s like with her. By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 03:05 am
Twilight Check on your costar Kristen Stewart arrived in Tokyo today in advance of the Twilight Japanese premiere this week. Right off the plane, her bitch must be bitchier than usual. This could come in handy. Perhaps she’s already torn a strip off her costar Robert Pattinson for bringing Ebola into the equation. KStew By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 02:27 am
Heath Ledger Empire Bale Christian Bale in an Empire promo shot building hype around the upcoming Terminator Salvation which will go robot to robot against Transformers for summer box office supremacy. You likey? That tape scandal seems to have simmered down though for many, it has permanently tainted goodwill towards Christian, and deservedly so. By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 02:15 am
