Bad Style Worst Oscar Ming Vase: Beyonce She’s killing that song for me. Is she killing it for you? Suddenly At Last has become Beyonce’s signature song. Suddenly At Last is getting removed from my iPod. First though, let’s start with the carpet dress. The carpet dress was the ass. The carpet dress blinded By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 12:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Oscar Slumdog! Those kids… you had to see those kids! In person those kids made the night. Look at them all dressed up and excited! It was bedtime for them when I was leaving the press room. Ran into the Slumdog child contingent on their way out of the Governor’s Ball. By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 11:46 pm
Bad Style Oscar cheap tacky TV: Melissa George Another case of who-invited-you-and-what-is-your-name. I don’t know…apparently she’s on Grey’s Anatomy now? Yes, this is a television show. So how did Melissa George score a ticket? Oh right. Disney. ABC. Grey’s. Ugh. It was embarrassing watching her. Embarrassing looking at her dress. Especially the back By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 11:30 pm
Award Season Hair 2009 Best Oscar Tilda: Tilda Swinton Here’s the thing – you probably hate this. But you’re not Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swinton isn’t a pretty strapless gown kind of girl. Actually, Tilda is not a girl period. Tilda is a woman. Her own woman. And she dresses for herself. And it’s not mainstream, it’ By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 11:22 pm
Style Oscar Rerun: Heidi Klum Why does Heidi Klum go to the Oscars? Don’t understand why she’s invited year after year. Nothing against her but there’s just no sense to it. None. And didn’t she wear almost the same thing last time? It was red, and kinda origami-ish, and if not By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 11:13 pm
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscars 2009 Wrap-Up They said they would shake things up. Well, they shook up some parts, but it still ended up being too long. And, more importantly, FEELING too long. The entire middle section was Benjamin Button. So there is no way Danny Glover stayed awake. None. Hugh Jackman? If I’m honest, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 11:06 pm
Intro for Feb 23, 2009 Dear Gossips, So many things made me happy last night. Most of the things that made me happy will send me directly to hell. But then again, there’s probably a torture chamber reserved for me there already anyway. So it won’t make a difference then if I tell By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 10:53 pm
Dumbass Spirit stripes and prunes! At the Spirit Awards – both Cameron Diaz and Michelle Williams in stripes. Love the colours of Cam’s… but is dress maybe a bit too long? Am all over her current hair shade. Apparently she had problems pronouncing Synecdoche during the event. Not crazy about Michelle’s dress. Not sure By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 02:40 pm
Quiveration Supporting Spirits Best Supporting Actor and Actress at the Independent Spirit Awards happening right now in Santa Monica: James Franco for Milk and Penelope Cruz for Vicky Christina Barcelona. Yes! Here’s James during arrivals – not sure who he’s with. Does he have a girl? Is she his girl? If so, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:58 am
Dumbass YOU EMBARRASS US This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn' By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 10:45 am
Girly Throw Downs Grey Goose diva night Laura and I headed straight for cocktails. Please. Where else to go? There was a brunette with two friends to my left. I kinda nudged her to lean forward to order drinks. Not in a rude way. Standard bar styles, right? As she turned to shift over to make room By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 09:59 am
Sarah Jessica Parker He came with her Sarah Jessica Parker and dandy pants Matthew Broderick at the Women in Film pre-Oscar party last night. It was leaked earlier this week that she's presenting but no one knew whether or not her husband would be coming. You know how he doesn't seem to like By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 07:21 am
Quiveration Men loving women Oscar Bond! Daniel Craig’s presence in LA suggests he will be a presenter at the Oscars on Sunday. Oh Academy. We know you were trying to keep the secret, but you can’t expect them not to go out! This is Daniel Craig last night leaving the Women in By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 06:24 am
Girly Throw Downs Ladies of Montblanc At the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity Gala – several actresses posed for portraits dressed as iconic literary characters in support of UNICEF. The unveiling was last night. Something like that. So along came the ladies. Here’s Susan Sarandon covering up as has been the case lately, which is unusual By Lainey • Feb 21, 2009 06:15 am
Giorgio Armani He’s not Karl… But that doesn’t make him less amazing. Giorgio Armani. SO amazing. Mr Armani opened his store in New York this week. He commemorated the occasion by blogging, for the first time ever, with the NY Times. It’s the best, best, BEST way to end your week. I can By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 10:19 am
Gorgessity Happy 43 Today is Cindy Crawford’s birthday. Might explain why she was carrying a bottle of tequila to a friend’s place yesterday – there is much to celebrate. Superficially, I mean. Because when I’m 43 and I look like this, and I can afford to have a skilled medical professional By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 08:29 am
