B-tch please GOOP is fat! Are you crusty today? Post holiday blues? If so, my Gwyneth is about to piss you off. Be warned. Or maybe that’s a good thing. You know you love to hate her. So she’s released her first GOOPy newsletter of the year – this time about detoxing. And she By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 04:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Cheryl doesn’t know Posh As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 03:02 am
Break Ups Self spinning drama And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:42 am
Nick Jonas Golden Vagina Virgins Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:11 am
BFFs Milk Bromance Josh Brolin was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for a Golden Globe nomination but he did receive the Best Supporting Actor honour from the NY Film Critics Circle and was recognised by the Screen Actors Guild which certainly holds him in good stead when the Academy announces its By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:05 am
Bad Style Bride Ass Overdresed Kate Hudson was everywhere yesterday in New York, hitting up the talk show circuit and also the red carpet for Bride Wars. First at Letterman in a green sparkly thing and who cares about the dress when there’s an ass to be had? Manslinger has an ass. Damn that By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:00 am
Sports Are you engaged? Tom Brady went out for groceries today in Pacific Palisades. It was reported over the holidays that he’d proposed to Gisele though the engagement has been quickly denied by his family. Both are so private, and not in a contrived way, they’d probably refuse to confirm it even By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 11:43 am
Quiveration Wear that leather jacket… Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah. While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 10:13 am
Gorgessity Holiday glow Cameron Diaz departed from Heathrow today en route to LA, headed home after spending new year’s with British boyfriend Paul Sculfor. She looks amazing, like she enjoyed herself. Am all over her travel wardrobe too. Comfortable but stylish and not completely ridiculous like Posh. As mentioned earlier, Cam has By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 06:41 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried New Year January 4, 2008 – Britney kicked off 2008 strapped to a gurney, wheeled out of her house and into an ambulance in the middle of the night as the world watched, horrified and fascinated. Exactly a year later it’s a new beginning. This is Britney yesterday leaving the studio, working By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 03:06 am
Famewhores Jakey to accept? Jakey G took Reese to the Laker game last night. They sat beside power player Jeffrey Katzenberg for whom Reese worked in Monsters vs Aliens, the next blockbuster animated release due out in March by Dreamworks. Coincidentally, or not, Dreamworks just announced "perhaps the biggest media-advertising event in history” By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:37 am
Sports Porny consolation She’s actually not porny at all here. What she is is very, very pretty. Always pretty when she’s not tackied up. Jessica accompanied Tony Romo back to Dallas this weekend after celebrating new year’s in Miami, trying to help him forget about his embarrassing three turnovers that By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:29 am
Parent Pimps Double date with dad and God JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 02:01 am
Penelope Cruz Spanish Love is alive! Yay! Spanish gossips reported earlier that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem had split because she wanted babies and he didn’t. Apparently wrong. Because the two were photographed this weekend departing Geneva after enjoying some down time in the Alps. Spanish sizzle is not dead. Spanish sizzle will be in By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Next dress to copy … and replaced! Posh was in Dubai with David on Saturday at an AC Milan party upstaging everyone in a gorgeous D&G dress, much more gorgeous than her own dresses, and likely one she’ll copy for her own label some time soon, having already pillaged through the designs of Roland By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:32 am
Famewhores Still waiting… Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 01:17 am
