Bad Style In the corner where she belongs Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 03:04 am
Best of 2008 Worst of 2008: Bye Good Joaquin Phoenix Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix. Oh Joaquin… It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non? As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands: BYE GOOD. He’s By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 02:44 am
Katie Holmes As if on cue… It was noted yesterday that Tom Cruise had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 02:28 am
Hollywood Closet Gay with a guitar on a boat And he’s not serenading Johnny Gill! St Barts seems to be the warm weather destination of choice for celebrities this holiday - exclusive and expensive and no sign of recession. As you know, Eddie Murphy has made an obscene amount of money wearing fatsuits making the same movie over By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 07:44 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: Crunk Chanel Mooseknuckle Oh Karl. How could 2008 be complete without Karl? Enjoy his tight package on the runway after presenting a Chanel collection in July. Then feast your eyes on Crunk Karl styled in his own “fantasy” pose for Harper’s Bazaar. Lil Wayne is NOT demode. And one of the year’ By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 06:43 am
Girly Throw Downs No more babies? Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 06:24 am
Gorgessity First married NYE It’s their first Christmas as husband and wife, they’ll be ringing in the new year for the first time as Mr and Mrs BJZ, and as usual they’re spending it on the boat. Beyonce loves the yacht. She and Jay-Z love lounging on the yacht by the By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 05:06 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: the Beckham ads In 2008, Victoria was featured in a series of memorably silly ads for Marc Jacobs, fronting his campaign with a sense of humour and a desperate eagerness that was endearing until she started believing her own hype… And David stripped down for Armani. We must thank Mr Armani. Because… well… By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:45 am
Jessica Alba All smiles on a night out Jessica Alba and her husband were spotted out and about yesterday no baby and then extended their free night on the town at Crown Bar and then Bardot. As you can see, she actually smiled. Jessica Alba is in good spirits. She starts shooting The Killer Inside Me in a By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Backlash begins A couple of weeks ago, I posted this article about Mickey Rourke’s Oscar chances. He is a lock for a nomination and even considered the frontrunner …at the moment. But as mentioned already, Mickey has few friends in Hollywood, having alienated and insulted so many players up and down By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 02:05 am
Girlcrushes The actor’s actor How many Academy Award–winning movie stars succeed in maintaining a stable, enduring marriage with a professional colleague while building such a stellar career, not to mention raising children away from the paparazzi and keeping everyone’s ups and downs out of the headlines? – Vanity Fair February 2009 Who else? By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 12:38 pm
Quiveration Topless Hot Harry hugs Chelsy Oh. Jealous. To be young, super rich, super blonde, super connected, and somehow keeping Hot Harry on a Horse more or less committed after all these years. What’s a skanky bar girl or two in Calgary? Chelsy’s eye is on a bigger prize. As mentioned earlier, they are By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:51 am
Ebola Victims Entourage Killer in Australia Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame. Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 06:37 am
Cheese Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him? Ew! Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 04:55 am
Quiveration Flavour of a French man Oh yeah. Ah oui! Guillaume Canet making it easy to fall in love with him on the cover of French GQ. They’re projecting he can conquer America too, like his girlfriend Marion Cotillard, the most perfect couple ever. Guillaume just wrapped Last Night, shot in New York, with Keira By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 04:02 am
Hollywood Closet Bras are icky Those vagina virgins the Jonas Brothers played a show the other night and some child in the audience decided to throw her bra onstage at Joe, the waxy pretty gay one. His reaction was similar to what my main ‘mo Darren does every time I try to talk to him By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 03:25 am
