Famewhores A candid Brad in Rolling Stone As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 03:32 am
Coincidence or conspiracy A good 55 Kim Basinger turned 55 this week. And still she looks younger than Nicole Kidman, right? I hope my body’s that tight at 55. She doesn’t seem overly hungry either. Must be good genes. This is Kim last night at the premiere of While She Was Out with Leonardo By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 03:14 am
Quiveration Hamm on hiatus Not enough Jon Hamm, right? Well, he’s on hiatus from Mad Men. The good news is it doesn’t mean he’s not busy. Word is he’s joining 30 Rock as Liz Lemon’s love interest. And you can see him on Friday in the Day the Earth By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 02:49 am
Chills Chills Chills They bought it Tom’s tour of Toronto – a resounding success. But first the new cover of People Magazine: MiniVan friendly, good hair, that famous smile, a glimpse of Little Sci, and the tantalising prospect of seeing Tom’s personal family photos. Please. It’s brilliant. They will eat this sh-t up. Just By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 02:43 am
Parent Pimps The real star of the movie Last night at the premiere of the Day the Earth Stood Still – Keanu Reeves walked the carpet, spoke with the press, quietly promoted his movie. And then Will Smith and family came along and owned the rest. Will’s son Jaden stars alongside Keanu and Jennifer Connelly. Didn’t see By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 01:53 am
Sports The loins are fickle Yeah so remember when I had inappropriate cougar feelings about Michael Phelps? Duana almost broke up with me over Michael Phelps. Every morning she’d give me five minutes to giggle and moan. And if it didn’t stop, she’d hang up on me over Skype. Skype hang-ups are By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 12:28 pm
Douchebags More profundity from a douchebag groupie The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 09:36 am
Natalie Portman More Jizz, Pants, Dicks, and Boxes Could you stand a full album? Of Jizz in Pants and Dicks in a Box? Andy Samberg along with SNL writers Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer are releasing their first album titled Incredibad under their group name The Lonely Island. 14 tracks with collaborations with artists like Jack Black, Julian By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 08:28 am
Gossip Girl Runaway Chuck Last night’s Gossip Girl made up for the Humphrey. The word Humphrey is now synonymous with ass. And now we have to wait til January f-cking 5th for a new episode. Gah! Does anyone care about anything other than Chuck and Blair? Leighton Meester makes my life. No. Leighton By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 07:46 am
Katherine Heigl Later O’Malley Ausiello is reporting exclusively that TR Knight has asked ABC to release him from Grey’s Anatomy. Why? Because the show sucks sh-t. Right now TR remains dutifully employed but has been unhappy with his storyline for some time. Creatively stymied and, frankly, understanding that his character is clearly tapped By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 06:34 am
Gorgessity Sexier in sweats Not saying it to sound like a bra burner either. To me, this is Porny at her sexiest. Super casual, dressed down, no makeup to trannify her features – Jessica Simpson has a pretty face. A very pretty face. She doesn’t need to hitch her tits up to her eyeballs By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 06:13 am
Lindsay Lohan What causes fragility and paranoia? Lindsay Lohan made an in store appearance at the Grove Nordstrom last night to promote her leggings line 6126. According to Chismetime.com, Lilo was even more of a disaster than usual. Perhaps it was the low turnout that set her on a slide. Apparently there were only 60 people By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 04:47 am
Reese Witherspoon Jakey did it first He started wearing that black beanie in the summer to cover that long hair from Prince of Persia. Robert Pattinson wears one all the time too. Based solely on this observation, let’s start a rumour that they are secret gay lovers… because the other ones are just as flimsy. By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 03:44 am
Girlcrushes A bell and a toga Cate and Tilda. Tried desperately to find one of them together but gave up after 5 minutes. My heart would have exploded anyway. Love them both so much. Cate wore McQueen in a bell shape with some kind of extraneous nylon tube underneath which could have been disastrous on anyone By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:22 am
Girly Throw Downs This is how you open-mouth Watch and learn Pattinson, if you must even though you shouldn’t. Because no one throws down the open-mouth on a carpet like Jennifer Lopez. And she brought her fierce last night, oh yes. It’s all back. The body. The hair. The face. The everything. And she wanted you By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:16 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for the Holidays Well…not quite. After all, his parents were there. So they toned down the gropes and dialed up the smiles. Damn. The Brange is campaigning HARD for this one. Last night, LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Big grins on the red carpet, lots of family love, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:11 am
