Twilight Kristen Stewart: the new Joaquin Phoenix? You’d be hard pressed to find a celebrity who hates promotion and publicity as much as Joaquin Phoenix. If you’re lucky, he’s bizarrely giddy, manic and jittery and incoherent. On a good day, he’s numb. On a bad day, he’ll walk out on you. On By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 10:57 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried YEAH! She did it. She took the stage at the Bambi Awards in Germany tonight and while killing it might be a bit too strong, Britney certainly impressed, oh yes. ESPECIALLY the body. In fact, her shape is like Madonna’s. Just without the gross popping veiny muscles. Damn! She still By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 09:19 am
Girlcrushes Kate and Cate Double girl crush! Last year Cate Blanchett was nominated for Best Actress and Supporting Actress at the Oscars. This year, the same honour could go to Kate Winslet, already the youngest actress to received 5 nominations. Kate’s work in Revolutionary Road with Leonardo DiCaprio is, right now, considered a By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 06:53 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Mushy Madge?!?!? Who ARE you? Been saying it for weeks. I don’t get it. I don’t get what Madonna sees in Alex Rodriguez. He’s a fecking LOSER. But clearly we’re missing something. Or clearly her yearning for youth is clouding her judgment. Because our Madge is not only By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 05:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cindy gives back Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 03:45 am
Douchebags Suck makes a movie If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:38 am
Famewhores A Cruise Beckham Thanksgiving They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 02:04 am
Girly Throw Downs This is for LipGloss There is actually something to be thankful for today re: the UGH that is known as Twilight. Because the very, very best thing about Twilight is what it’s doing to Zac Efron. Who? Exactly. Ignore the fact that Twilight’s success is making the insufferable Stephenie Meyer so smug. By Lainey • Nov 27, 2008 01:58 am
Ashton Kutcher Flawless not frozen? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 11:35 am
Ebola Victims Definitely not Disney Kristen Stewart was caught the other day smoking out of a suspicious looking pipe with her boyfriend a few days ago. Robert Pattinson has been celebrating Twilight’s box office domination on the LA party scene, hanging out at the Marmont on Monday and last night heading to the Standard By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 09:06 am
Beyoncé Avoiding The Toe I know she’s hard to handle. And she shouldn’t be taking credit for being a songwriter. But she’s my obsession. Can’t understand how someone moves like that. Have you ever tried? I tried last weekend. Coordinated flailing. It’s impossible. Like I’ve said though, I By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 07:15 am
Famewhores Breaking! They`re still friends! The Beckhams are in New York and they were photographed this afternoon leaving with Tom apparently en route to see Katie perform. So they’re still friends after all. And Tom Cruise is promoting Valkyrie. So he’s calling in the favours, lining them up one by one. First the By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 06:59 am
Douchebags You Are Douche This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 05:15 am
Quiveration He doesn`t like to take his shirt off What? Why not? Taylor Kitsch believe it or not doesn’t want to be the object of your sexual fantasy. At least he doesn’t want your sexual fantasy to stand in the way of artistic integrity. Which is why he’s not a fan of the gratuitous topless shots By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 03:41 am
Douchebags He raps? So Joaquin Phoenix said he was retiring from acting to focus on music. We all made the assumption that he would slowly fade away based on his reclusive personality and his handwriting a few weeks ago: BYE GOOD. Happily this does not seem to be the case. Even the ones By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 02:48 am
Britney Spears Circus preview A 30 second clip of the Circus video has been posted on BritneySpears.com. See video below. She still seems kinda spacy, lacking an intensity that defined her earlier work but word is there is more polish behind the dances moves. More than Womaniser at least when she seemed half By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 02:31 am
