Douchebags What it’s like to meet Johnny I’ve been fortunate enough during my time with eTalk to have the opportunity to interview and observe celebrities, to exchange war stories with journalists, to have a glimpse at what it’s like behind the People Magazine bullsh-t…and as you’ve probably gleaned from this column, assy celebrity By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 08:40 am
Tina Fey Lost in a corn maze Last weekend wasn’t the same…and you know why? Because there was no Tina. No new Tina on SNL playing Sarah Palin. This weekend it’s a brand new Saturday Night Live with Josh Brolin hosting and it has been OFFICIALLY confirmed: Sarah Palin WILL appear on the show! By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 07:06 am
Quiveration The bastard brings the quiver Damn. One of the first photos of Brad Pitt in costume in Inglorious Bastards as Aldo Raine, a rough son of a bitch who gets it done “hillbilly” styles and makes no apologies. Moistness! It’s the way he wears clothes, you know? And how he holds his body. There By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 06:51 am
Smutty Surgery The youngest of them all… It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 06:00 am
Hook Ups Her friends suck too? It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:36 am
Dumbass Express Yourself…by shutting your ass It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:07 am
Bad Style You are not Tom Ford Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 03:28 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Tabloid Wars: People vs Madge People Magazine, as you know, is essentially a celebrity promotional vehicle, where publicists go to get their messages across knowing that they’ll be printed, even if it’s full of sh*t …which is most often the case. Back in the summer, when Madonna controversy was raging over Alex By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 12:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The new GOOPy pants! My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Don’t have the height or the body type for By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 11:34 am
Quiveration Bond… coming The Bond franchise has a significant fan base in Canada. As such, Daniel Craig and a few others from Quantum came to Canada for a quick day of media two weeks before the premiere in London. Daniel was supposedly not made available for an official photograph session but paps did By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 10:55 am
Douchebags Douchey’s birthday boost John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 09:34 am
Victoria Beckham Posh Animé Posh was in Germany yesterday promoting her jeans, trying harder than f-ck to sell her style. What is the Victoria Beckham style? Everybody says her style is Alien. I say her style is becoming Animé. She looks like a Japanese cartoon. Those angles on her face making her eyes all By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 07:30 am
Quiveration He tried And we quivered. My friend Duana was in Ireland recently for a family wedding. Being half Irish, she kinda has an Irish thing. And a Colin Farrell thing. So she’s been keening for Colin and this won’t help the ache… Because last night in New York at the By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 06:09 am
Colin Farrell Dorky Norton Look…I love him too. But I spent 10 minutes scanning photos from the agencies and every shot was dorky. And that’s just too long to spend scanning photos without finding one that’s not dorky. Maybe it was just an off night? Last night, in New York, at By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 05:14 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy for the soul! My GOOPster’s latest newsletter has arrived! Thanks to all of you for forwarding it. I’m still not a member. And this week is a perfect example of why not. GOOPy is all about the domestics and self help. Ugh. Like it’s not enough that she’s pontificating By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 04:14 am
Brad Pitt Waking up with Angie A dewy fresh Angelina Jolie showed up in studio at The Today Show this morning for a final push this week in support of The Changeling opening in select theatres next week and in wide release October 31st. As you’ve heard, she also graces the new cover of W By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 04:03 am
