Baby and Bump Obsession The preemptive promenade Angelina took Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara to an art store in New York without the Chosen One. Before the internet child protection agency could move in to accuse her of hating her biological child though, Angie moved to strike first today in New Orleans bringing out the Shiloh for By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 12:46 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mimi vs Angie Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 10:26 am
Blind Riddles It’s easy but it’s not hard Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning. Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 08:44 am
Brad Pitt Brad for Obama? You know the deal with the Brange, right? Especially Brad. Masters of manipulation. Few photographs are taken without motivation. And so from New York to New Orleans, check out Brad on his bike with a book in his hand. And who’s on the cover? Barack Obama. Aren’t they By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 08:33 am
Hook Ups Friend or Fling? You really never know with Drew Barrymore. She blurs the line all the time… This is Drew in Hollywood the other day having lunch with an unidentified male. Photographers claim they seemed “close” but look at him. He’s older. And we all know, Drew likes ‘em young. Smutty analysis? By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 04:55 am
Reese Witherspoon Hot dog at the Dodger game Vince Vaughn was once photographed often. Then he dumped Jennifer Aniston and returned to normal life. Like going to the baseball game, eating a hotdog, stretching, drinking with his buddies, getting bloated, and making romantic comedies. Here’s Vince yesterday watching the Dodgers sweep the Cubs. ManRam was just too By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 04:36 am
Parent Pimps Lohan public humiliation It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six about Johnny Wright, who has managed the likes of By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 03:34 am
Salma Hayek Losing on purpose Salma Hayek was in Germany yesterday and appeared on Wetten Dass. Salma apparently lost a bet and ended up having to squeeze her cans into this outfit which was clearly inadequate. The result? Sweet Mother Nature. And now an appearance which would have barely registered anywhere is now being talked By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 03:32 am
Daniel Craig Bond in a sling Daniel Craig showed up at an Ian Fleming tribute this weekend wearing a sling for an injury UK tabloids are assuming was sustained while shooting final sequences for Bond. The big Bond London premiere is happening on October 29th. It’s the red carpet event of the season… even the By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 03:06 am
Intro for Oct 06, 2008 Dear Gossips, A full weekend’s worth of the Brange stimulation. Am spent. I blogged late Friday and all weekend. Scroll down, get caught up, you don’t want to miss any clues, and you especially don’t want to miss Gwyneth telling you about all her favourite places in By Lainey • Oct 06, 2008 02:41 am
Frauds Tom’s 3 Kids How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? Tom took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 07:30 am
Famewhores Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. So By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:22 am
Famewhores The Porn Pretenders There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:14 am
Brad Pitt Angie Spanx? Can you see her Spanx line? I can see her Spanx line! How amazing is it that Angelina Jolie has to wear Spanx too?!?! Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to wear Spanx. Then again, Jennifer Aniston hasn’t birthed twins. Four months after Their Holy Arrival, and contrary to the By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:01 am
Quiveration Sushi Porn came first Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 04:02 am
Girlcrushes Intro for Oct 05, 2008 Dear Gossips, Every Saturday night, Tina Fey keeps rocking my world. Another brilliant performance parodying Palin – did you watch? That Tina was excellent is no surprise. The surprise however was Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is a f&cking rock star. She killed it. She totally killed it. From her By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 03:37 am
