Bad Style What can she do? Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 10:30 am
Famewhores What would have happened otherwise? Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 09:43 am
Britney Spears NYC Tour de Britney includes Madge? Her tour of New York so far has been a smash success! Not even the promise (and subsequent denial) of a sex tape can keep the fried chicken down. Yay! Check out Britney this afternoon at a junior high in Brooklyn, paying a visit to the students and posing for By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 08:32 am
Maple Leaf Just Don’t Do It This was the PSA shot at Leonardo DiCaprio’s house very recently when Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards tried desperately to start a rumour that the two were dating, remember? Not surprisingly, the PSA was election-related, an over 4 minute piece urging you not to vote because it doesn’t matter. By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 08:01 am
Jude Law Polka Dot Watson! Today in London at a press conference announcing production on Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr , Guy Richie confirmed the last piece of the puzzle. Who’s Watson? None other than the polka dot dandy Jude Law! It’ll be a boost for Jude’s career. He’s broke (in By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 07:11 am
Quiveration The New Leo Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 05:03 am
Karl Lagerfeld Thick as thieves It was hard to wake up this morning. Hayley my trainer https://hlmfitness.com/ was in a torturous mood yesterday and kicked my ass so brutally I seriously can’t walk without grunting. So it was starting to feel like a long week. And then…a gift! Any day with By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 04:21 am
Famewhores Shelfy hates her family As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:49 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo sings for SamRo Here they are, still on holiday in Mexico and putting the paps to work. And why not? Apparently Lindsay’s new album drops in a month. Spirit in the Dark will be released on November 4th and now word is she will openly name Samantha in the sleeve notes, referring By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:22 am
Britney Spears Which Fried Chicken? Wow. Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears? OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 10:26 am
Friday Night Lights Later, Loser GOSSIP GIRL SPOILER! Click away if you must! Blake Lively in New York today shooting a kissing scene with someone other than Dan Humphrey, yay! Like I said earlier, Dan/Penn is at best an afterthought. And his face doesn’t fit inside his head. There’s too much extra By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 09:40 am
Music Stay home from school day As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 07:45 am
Gossip Girl Shamef&ck, GayFace, and the other one The boys of Gossip Girl on the cover of the new Details. At best Penn Badgley is an afterthought. At worst, he's a no thought. An afterthought > a no thought but still, it's like the pasta dish at a steak restaurant. Does anyone ever really? By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 05:38 am
Salma Hayek Still civil... And more? Paris Fashion Week. Balenciaga. Salma Hayek arrived with the big boss and her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault. He runs the company that owns the brand. Apparently the two have been spending a lot of time together this week, definitely friendly, though not openly affectionate, and comfortably at By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 04:59 am
Blind Riddles Because he ignores her Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 04:30 am
Marion Cotillard Two in One A nice treat yesterday at the Dior show during Paris fashion week: Eva Green who's been low key for a while and my Marion Cotillard celebrating her 33rd birthday today, both all French and elegant and effortless... It was a rather varied celebrity audience to support John Galliano By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 03:32 am
