Parent Pimps With a Mother Like This… You still like Hayden Panettiere’s chances of NOT becoming Lindsay Lohan? Really??? Check out Hayden and her mother yesterday on set in Vancouver. Next to her mom, finally, Hayden actually looks her age. Endearing too. Feel sorry for her now…especially seeing the face – or the new face – of By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 06:02 am
Xenu Xenu Hates Losers His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here for the video. His most notable quote? “Scientology is destructive and a rip-off. It’s very, very dangerous By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 05:34 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Welcome Back Nelly It has been too long. Too long since Nelly put out a video. Too long since Nelly frolicked in the shower with a dance floor ho. Too long since Nelly dragged on a joint on a baseball diamond with strippers in go-go boots. I love Nelly. And Nelly is finally By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 04:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Anna Loves Gwyneth It’s unanimous. Gwyneth’s new cover for the May issue of Vogue, as my husband would say, licks balls. Not even I, a Gwyneth worshipper through and through, can find an ounce of golden goodness in this goose. It’s horrid. But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 04:22 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Go ‘head and flaunt it Who wouldn’t? Fergie and Josh Duhamel went out for dinner last night in NYC and as she was leaving, Fergie proudly displayed that engagement ring. Lucky bitch. She also showed off a remarkably attractive face. Call me Cruise but …has she been getting better and better looking the last By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 03:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Grows… a Little. I think? Last night at the CMT Awards, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looked beautiful. Seriously beautiful. Like a statue or an artifact polished and presented, like any inanimate work of art, stunningly beautiful without the blush of life. Here’s Gran with Keith basking in her expectant glow, slightly, I think, bigger By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 03:28 am
Quiveration No Rhythm > Over-Rhythm Am not evolved enough to understand the apparent loin-inflammation that has been resulting from Mario Lopez’s Broadway debut in A Chorus Line. So he can dance. But does he have to flame dance? This is ignorant, I know. And I wish I could be like Sarah Jessica Parker. I By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 10:11 am
Cameron Diaz Cougar Cam Makes a Cameo The first sketch on SNL is always considered the strongest. And while Ashton Kutcher was officially the host, it was Cameron’s cameo that stole the show. She was fantastic. Obnoxious and annoying and perfect – in many ways, Saturday Night Live is the ideal showcase for her… talents. Cam played By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 04:53 am
Ashton Kutcher Ashton Mayer Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee. So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 03:18 am
Hook Ups Name a Funnier Couple Can you? Amy Poehler and Will Arnett (a Canadian!) last night at an autism benefit in a rare red carpet appearance. They say Amy’s days on SNL are numbered – not because they don’t want to keep her, but because they can’t keep her. Just like they couldn’ By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 03:14 am
Rumer Willis Rumey’s Little Waist and New Friends Rumer went shopping the other day to show off her bouncy breasts accentuated by a very small waist. And don’t call my Rumey a butterface! My Rumey has good angles! And in person she’s actually almost cute! Rumey also showed up in New York on Saturday night to By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 02:56 am
Beyoncé Newlyweds Play Coy Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up courtside at a basketball game the other day and continued to play coy about their wedding. Jay was ring-less and B kept her hand hidden…not that there’s any question about what happened on 4/4/8. Still… am all over the fact that By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 02:51 am
Katie Holmes Replacing KatE with Kate Rumour has it, Victoria Beckham has had enough of Katie Holmes, unhappy with the fact that her protégé has now become more posh. UK tabloids are also reporting that Tom has chilled to his wife’s friendship with Mrs Beckham, supposedly because Victoria is a bad “thin” influence, subversively pressuring By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:39 am
Blind Riddles Short and Blind Which lead singer of a band that’s all about giving back and clean living and saving the world abandoned his wife and children for a woman he met online last summer? Which tv starlet was so hard up for “happy” the other day, she couldn’t stop twitching, resulting By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:36 am
Media Idol – I Need Your Vote! I regret this already…but it’s for a good cause. It’s for Covenant House Vancouver. And don’t be one of those losers who says you don’t live in Vancouver so why should you care about street kids in Vancouver. Because the fact is, a large percentage By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:26 am
Bad Style What’s On Your Head? Paula Abdul showed up at Lisa Kline last night and… well… see for yourselves. Can you identify the species on her head? Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 06:09 am
