Parent Pimps Get Out of Mommy’s Shot Young people at a community centre in Harlem yesterday were exploited by Dina Lohan when she dropped in with cameras to shoot a segment featuring the child she’s currently pimping – Ali Lohan. A reminder: Ali Lohan is 14. As you can see, there is nothing 14 about this child. By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 03:43 am
Britney Spears Madge is Everywhere She’s working hard for Hard Candy and she’s landed on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair – the Green Issue – looking tighter than ever. Amazingly enough… Britney has something to do with that. Turns out, Britney’s new album is what Madge listens to when she’ By Lainey • Mar 28, 2008 03:38 am
Hook Ups Kylie & Olivier to Marry? The AP is reporting that a Czech website is reporting that Kylie Minogue is marrying Olivier Martinez with whom she’s had an off/on relationship for years. This is the man not many people trust – Mira Sorvino’s mother (Mira and Olivier had a volatile relationship) once said of By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 09:33 am
Johnny Depp Johnny Watching Vanessa Watching Johnny Depp Porn! Johnny Depp supposedly directed Vanessa in her new video L’incendie casting himself (it’s obvious, init?) as the object of her romance. As such… it’s like watching her dancing for him. And singing for him. And seducing him with her eyes. Even though there are people By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 08:07 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried DuBois Michael K at DListed called it A Cheeto Named Desire. Best.Title.Ever. He’s reporting that Britney has been asked to play Blanche DuBois in the London stage production of A Streetcar Named Desire. After her encouraging performance on How I Met Your Mother, and the blockbuster ratings she By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 07:21 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Beating Mary Kate You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 07:06 am
Quiveration More John, Less Renee! This is for Kiki! As mentioned in the previous post – Leatherheads promotion has been largely focused on George and Renee. But there is a third star in this film and his name is John Krasinski. And I guarantee the female ticket buyer is more likely to head to theatres for By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 05:08 am
Renee Zellweger George and Renee by Train They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 05:00 am
Kate Bosworth Bosworth In the Lead Spoke to soon? Posted yesterday about Kate Bosworth’s improved appearance at Letterman but didn’t see her upper body. Here’s Kate at a special screening of 21 last night loosely wrapping her bones in another wicked outfit. The back of that coat is a dream. And she is By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 04:37 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Her Face, His Nose Fergie and Josh leaving Katsu-ya last night after dinner – love the all white on her body, kinda scared about the all greasy wax all over her face. Still… Ferg’s looked worse. And it’s good to see she’s left her Donatella days behind. But it was almost an By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 04:04 am
Sports Century Becks David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 03:59 am
Gossip Night in Calgary Alright Calgary… always hearing about how much you Cowtown folks love to party – am looking to the show you’re about to put on for the Junos! Want to kick it all off with a casual night of gossip next Thursday April 3rd? Where: BLVD Lounge Back Room Time: 8: By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 03:50 am
Juno Gift Bag Exclusive Giveaway!!! Canada’s music awards – the 2008 Junos go down in Calgary on April 6th on CTV. eTalk.ctv.ca will be covering the red carpet live across the country and we’re giving away tickets inside the show for fans lining the carpet. If you’re interested send an email By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 09:17 am
Hook Ups A Sensible Swap So Benji Madden and Ebola are now supposedly an item. This less than two weeks after he broke off his engagement with Sophie Monk. The much better looking Sophie Monk. And for those who say looks aren’t everything – are you going to tell me that diseased virus Paris Hilton By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 07:55 am
Denise Richards Dumbass Parade Richie Sambora arrested for DUI – another f*cking bonehead trying to murder people with his vehicle. WTF? Bon Jovi is super rich ass. The band, I mean. Millions of albums sold, a big stadium act, the man has money. He can afford a fecking driver. And while his addiction has By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 07:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ryan Phillippe’s 3rd child? SO many people are going to be pissed! Click here for the full smutty break down AND an attempted cover-up. Is Abbie Cornish knocked up? How fertile is this man??? And how do you think the others feel if Abbie gets to have it? You know Type A is gritting By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 06:01 am
