Baby and Bump Obsession Ryan Phillippe’s 3rd child? SO many people are going to be pissed! Click here for the full smutty break down AND an attempted cover-up. Is Abbie Cornish knocked up? How fertile is this man??? And how do you think the others feel if Abbie gets to have it? You know Type A is gritting By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 06:01 am
Parent Pimps One More in Training Demi Moore in New York headed out of her hotel with youngest daughter Tallulah Belle. My previous comments about Tallulah are here and as you can see, at 14, she’s already training for it. Like Ali Lohan. And Miley Cyrus. That common denominator is hunger – hunger for fame, for By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 04:46 am
Nick Lachey 2002 Nick Lachey and gorgeous pageant queen Vanessa Minnillo were out for dinner last night at Katsu-ya looking like they just stepped out of 2002. Boot cut over pointy toe for her and borderline boyband/guido tee for him… not unlike what my mom sent over the other day. Maybe I& By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 04:28 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Teeth Are Bad My mother is old school – she says girls should show teeth when they smile. Especially if they’re lucky enough to have relatively good teeth. Teeth are a touchy subject with Asians. Because we are genetically predisposed to having f&cked up teeth. We are taught how to cut By Lainey • Mar 26, 2008 03:40 am
Victoria Beckham All Bones and No Toe Only Victoria Beckham could wear pants this small and make them look lose. Sagging off her scrawny ass. Lording her thinness over all of us fatties. And no camel toe! Love her. Posh is back in London to support Becks who has rejoined the English squad. Of course she went By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 10:17 am
Hollywood Closet Chacey & Jacey Michael K at DListed thinks they’re “anal f*cking”. But that’s what we love about Michael K. He thinks everyone is anal f*cking. Even Oprah and Gayle. Especially Oprah and Gayle. As for whether or not Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are getting the gay on… the By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 08:56 am
Music Your Weekly Dose of Mimi Cheese I need it, you need it, Mimi Cheese is our favourite. And this week’s instalment does not disappoint. (Why the f&ck does Microsoft Word keep taking the second “L” out of installment??? I prefer traveLLing with two “L’s” too.) Back to Mimi – she was featured on By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:29 am
Hook Ups Chicken Fried Little is Engaged It must be true… because People.com is reporting it. Or at least they want you to think it’s true. Because People.com is reporting it. Jamie Lynn Spears is apparently running around Louisiana showing off an engagement ring from her baby daddy Casey Aldridge, putting to rest initial By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:13 am
Blind Riddles How He Holds Her Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either. Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:11 am
Smutty Surgery The Mystery “O” Thanks to the lovely, lovely reader who sent this in yesterday after watching The View. A curious little slip by Whoopi Goldberg – anyone else happen to catch it? It was during the Hot Topics segment, the hens were clucking about body image and magazines – how celebrities claim they stay in By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 06:00 am
Bad Style Simon Darker A one time member of the Freebie Five, Simon Pegg was on hand last night at the premiere of Run Fatboy Run, costarring Thandie Newton and directed by David Schwimmer. Yes, that David Schwimmer. The man who played limp Ross. Limp Ross who was inconceivably written as Rachel Green’s By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 04:48 am
Smutty Surgery Hurts to Look If you tell me your first instinct when seeing Renee Zellweger isn’t to put a hand to your own face like you’ve been burned… I won’t believe you. Don’t lie. Because it hurts to look at her. It hurts to imagine what she’s done to By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 03:47 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Farewell? Britney’s much ballyhooed appearance on How I Met Your Mother last night – a stroke of casting genius. There were people (like me) who don’t even watch that show who made sure to set the DVR. I tuned in for Britney, I came out with a major hard-on for By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 03:21 am
Lauren Conrad Thoughts on The Hills Many of you have emailed recently about Us Weekly and Janice Min’s fascination with the girls of The Hills – cover after cover, week after week… what’s the story? Obviously the premiere was last night, and judging by the buzz online and among my own friends leading up to By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 02:50 am
Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie The poster for American Teen, the much hyped documentary due out July 25th that was the toast of Sundance this year, examining the lives of five students at an Indiana high school. To promote the project, they decided to channel John Hughes. Brilliant. Sigh. I miss the 80s. Dear Mr. By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 08:35 am
Eva Longoria The Gift That’s Too Tight Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 08:17 am
