Eva Longoria The Gift That’s Too Tight Eva Longoria keeps yapping about her pregnancy rumours but the thing is… I can’t remember any pregnancy rumours about Eva Longoria. I just remember her talking about pregnancy rumours. Which is probably how the rumours got started. Does a rumour constitute a rumour if you keep debunking the same By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 08:17 am
Famewhores Flying with The Rossum Seriously…how many sick bags would you need if you found yourself on an airplane flying next to Emmy Rossum? Fortunately for Angela H, she was able to hold back her nausea. Unfortunately for Angela H, The Rossum ended up destroying her magazine. Here’s how it went it down: By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 07:28 am
Gorgessity America For America Understatement: There is a serious shortage of positive role modelling in young Hollywood. With the likes of Lilo and Ebola and Britney running around, skeezing it up in an effort to become the next Pamela Anderson, how refreshing to see someone like America Ferrera not shaving her pootie and putting By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 07:01 am
Gossip Girl Shame Screw in Blue See what I mean about Ed Westwick being a Shame F&ck? Here he is last week on the set of Gossip Girl in a blue suit – the cheese face, the long torso and the too short legs, the horribly unattractive gait, and the worst… his turned-out feet. I By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 05:10 am
Clown Pam: Family Day and Fraud Pam and Tommy took their boys out for a movie yesterday in Malibu, apparently narrowly avoiding a run-in with Rick Salomon who has filed fraud claims of his own against Pam (she did the same) as they both move to annul their 2 month marriage. Annulment. Not divorce. Curious. You By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 03:41 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Just for a Party? Madonna and Guy Ritchie attended a Kabbalah dress-up party in London – she went as Edith Piaf. So did she cover up those eyebrows or did she shave off her own just for one night? As for their relationship – not many people are buying the publicity stunt from last week, and By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze Pregnancy Pants Flynetonline.com grabbed a few shots of Granny’s ass boarding a plane. All the outlets are putting her at 5 months pregnant. Still the debate about whether or not she’s really pregnant rages on. Since I’m surrounded by child bearing friends, it is my understanding that most By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:23 am
Victoria Beckham Dining with Posh… and do they swing? David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:16 am
Eva Longoria Shopping with Posh Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:08 am
Break Ups But For the CarbFace Douchebaggery… And the rampant cheating… and the cheese ball moves… Ryan Phillippe could have been a good dude. And during his interview with Howard Stern last week, he called Jake Gyllenhaal a “good dude”, effectively giving his blessing to Jake’s relationship with his ex wife, explaining that: "I love By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 02:00 am
Intro for Mar 24, 2008 Dear Gossips, Easter is a big deal for our Polish family. And so, last night at our 10 course Easter feast, as I ate away all the hard work my trainer has imposed upon my body, our nephew Noah – 7 years old – interrupted my gluttony by asking me for a By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 01:54 am
Uma Thurman Bitter Music There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine, By Lainey • Mar 21, 2008 07:07 am
Gerard Butler White Man’s Overbite What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire? I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler. Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response By Lainey • Mar 21, 2008 07:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ferg Not Preg Her rep told Us that she’s not knocked up. Ugh. As usual, BumpWatch is so unreliable. Still…some remain convinced that a Baby Pea is definitely en route. Because yummy mummies are always convinced that Bumps don’t lie. Here’s Ferg performing at the rodeo the other day. By Lainey • Mar 21, 2008 06:58 am
Intro for Mar 21, 2008 Dear Gossips, Long weekend at last! Am posting a few articles here and there and am updating the Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List sponsored by GREEK every day but blogging returns to normal on Monday. Things to look for next week – a new riddle, a By Lainey • Mar 21, 2008 06:57 am
Maple Leaf Hello Rachel McAdams New issue of Hello Canada - Rachel McAdams promoting Married Life during which she does answer some gentle questions about Ryan Gosling. Sigh... Those poor crazy McGoslings. What did you learn about yourself when your relationship with Ryan ended? Oh, I don’t know. I guess each relationship is different. By Lainey • Mar 20, 2008 07:58 am
