Cheese Rollin’ with the EuroCheese I’m sorry. I’m sorry to insult you. Because he sits atop many of your lists. But I can’t… How can you? Look at him??!! Never mind that he’s so purple he looks like he’s been strangled. Never mind those silver mini shorts he was wearing By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 05:28 am
Madonna Hot Guy makes a mistake Guy Ritchie is a sexy beast. And he was a solo sexy beast yesterday at Comic-Con promoting RocknRolla with cast members including bloaty Gerry and the Piv. Guy also took the time to make assurances that his marriage is fine “as far as (he’s) aware of”. Now there’ By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 04:55 am
Tom Brady Downsizing means forever? Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are downsizing. He has an apartment in New York that he’s just put on the market, she also has an apartment that she’s selling, and it looks like they prefer her townhouse, where they spend most of their time, and where they are By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 03:41 am
Gerard Butler Bloat & Spittle Was at the funnest dinner party with the funnest ladies the other night and the question came up: who would be your Hollywood best friend? Trish said Gerard Butler and like good judgmental bitches, we totally jumped all over her. My objection, naturally, was based solely on his spittle. As By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 02:53 am
Maple Leaf It’s That Time Again It’s Comic-Con. An annual pilgrimage of supergeek superfans. Their excuse to pull out the Chewbacca and Storm Trooper costumes and celebrate the supernatural. Don’t laugh. Comic-Con is huge. Comic-Con is powerful. Comic-Con can make or break a movie. Iron Man owes much of its By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 10:40 am
Gorgessity Curvy Girls, Skinny Jeans Jennifer Hudson at BET – a curvy girl rockin’ the sh*t out of a pair of skinny jeans. Love, love, love. JHud’s first album drops on September 30 and the first single Spotlight is doing reasonably well though it hasn’t taken off like she probably hopes. Weird. That By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 09:24 am
Girly Throw Downs The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF? Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 08:17 am
Blind Riddles Bad Haired and Bug-Eyed Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first: He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 04:22 am
Brad Pitt Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro! Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 03:40 am
David Duchovny Where’s Téa? David Duchovny at the X-Files premiere last night and his wife Téa Leoni does not appear to be with him…which isn’t a big deal, only there have been loud whispers for months about his rumoured infidelity. And he’s been acting like a single man on the By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 03:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Posh Hates Scully? Premiere of the new X-Files movie went down last night in LA and a pregnant Gillian Anderson absolutely glowed on the carpet. She’s a crazy bitch but I love that she doesn’t know how to pose. I love that she looks like a normal person. And beautiful. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 03:06 am
Brad Pitt Brad Hates Britney As you know, the Pitts always sell. The Chosen One always sells. Photos of the First Family of Celebrity are the most lucrative of them all. And since the Pitts have retreated to France, every time they hang out on the terrace, every time they go shopping, every time they By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 02:52 am
Intro for Jul 24, 2008 Dear Gossips, Ugh. Am having dinner with my mother tonight. Mother is in a foul mood. As a result of parking her ass in front of a slot machine for too many hours at Casino Niagara, she’s developed some kind of chronic neck and shoulder issue. No casino for By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 02:15 am
Cheating Loins Tabloid Wars: People vs Us/Sienna vs Rosetta Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 08:59 am
Madonna All of Madge’s Mouthpieces As you know, Madonna has been under fire for a month. Plagued by reports of a marriage in turmoil, her brother selling her out with a lame ass biography, and allegations of an emotional affair with Alex Rodriguez, she has tried watering down the claims through her long time publicist By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 08:20 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Pips? For reals? Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 05:32 am
