Baby and Bump Obsession Violet Babies Always Sell Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 04:30 am
Parent Pimps Little McBongo JKL OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Could you really pick Levi By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 04:25 am
Cheese Cheese and Rainbows Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 02:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Goes to Yoga Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 02:03 am
Quiveration SamRo day and night Different city, same intensity… Lindsay was shooting all day on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday – Sam joined her in the afternoon and the two were inseparable until the evening, when they shared a late dinner before returning home to bed. Lilo and SamRo – so hot I can’t stand By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 01:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession More fun with Dad Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 01:45 am
Intro for Jul 23, 2008 Dear Gossips, Becks fever has officially taken over Toronto. He arrived yesterday in advance of the MLS All-Star Game on Thursday – was sighted at practice (attached) and also supposedly at Irish Embassy late last night rebuffing advances by hopeful skanky Rebecca Loos wannabes. Unfortunately for the girls, they were By Lainey • Jul 23, 2008 01:35 am
Hayden Panettiere Is it a compliment... To say that an 18 year old looks good... for a 35 year old? I can’t decide. Because I turn 35 in September. So if it was me walking out of a restaurant like this last night, I’d be all good. But if I were 18, looking like By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 06:56 am
Clown Tori Spelling = My Elbow Vagina Since that stupid twat Mischa Barton broke my arm I’ve spent the summer collecting scarves. Some are silk, some have skulls, and stars, and seashells and swirly symbols, all to conceal an ugly scar and its even uglier growth. I noticed about 2 weeks after my stitches came out. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 05:43 am
BFFs The Best New Besties! Amazing! Emma Watson aka Hermoine Granger has a new BFF. Only the best BFF, like, ever. Her name? Bee Shaffer, daughter of none other than Anna Wintour who could probably wither even Bellatrix Lestrange. One of the great honours of my life was being visually dismissed by Ms Wintour at By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 04:09 am
Jessica Simpson Maggie in a jumpsuit LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 02:49 am
Christian Bale Please...not....him Christian Bale walked the carpet yesterday in London at the European premiere of The Dark Knight, hot as ever, but with a little more gravitas than usual. Initially thought perhaps he was tired of the dog and pony show, given his penchant for extreme privacy... turns out something more sinister By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 02:41 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo Love Bars…still They’re engaged, then they aren’t seen together in public so they break up, then five minutes later it’s like they’re walking down the aisle – according to the tabloids, Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli have a rather dramatic love. Or maybe he’s just so undercover he By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 10:38 am
Gossip Girl Hiding His Pretty Hayden Christensen was in LA this weekend with girlfriend Rachel Bilson – seen here running errands. Hayden hasn’t worked in a while. And since he’s also trying to break out of the box of teen pop appeal, like so many of his pretty boy peers, Hayden is hiding his By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 07:55 am
Frauds Angie is fatter than Granny The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 07:08 am
Famewhores Granny had a baby? When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 04:39 am
