Douchebags Carb Face and his gray pants There’s a saying in Chinese: One type rice feeds one hundred type people. Sort of like…to each their own. Or, as my mother so gracefully reminded me when I told her one day that I could get away with a short skirt: whores eat our rice too. If By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 04:17 am
Gorgessity Me Day for Halle Halle Berry is sick. Like…ridiculous. Like sooo ridiculously beautiful. Halle enjoyed a “me” day yesterday, shopping in Beverly Hills, going for ice cream with a friend, and proudly showing off pictures of baby Nahla. Am all over the floppy hat. And the bag. Interestingly enough, Halle has been frank By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 03:50 am
Essences The Essence of Nelson Marcus is my first dog. But I have a dog because of Nelson. I was Nelson’s nanny for the first few weeks after Julie brought him home. He’d come over and we’d hang out. He’d pee all over my floor. He’d sleep in his crate By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 03:25 am
Quiveration All Star Becks David Beckham and the LA Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls this weekend – here’s the hotness warming up before the game, quivering me with his crazy cut arms. And the side view of Becks is second to none. I like the abs/ass combination. The slight bulge from By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 03:05 am
Bad Style The Thinnification of Tom Cruise There were photos published very recently of Tom Cruise taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:55 am
Katie Holmes Robo with a real man This is Katie Holmes shooting scenes with Jonny Lee Miller the other day on the set of Eli Stone. And even though that hair is still ass, being left unsupervised in the presence of an attractive man and not a gay fraud has brought more life to her eyes than By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:38 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried for a good cause Slowly but surely, every week an improvement - There can be miracles, when you believe… Check out Britney this weekend at the Generation Rescue fundraiser alongside Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy in support of autism research. No, no, of course it’s not what once was. And she still looks kinda By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:21 am
Quiveration The Reign of The Dark Knight Officially the best opening weekend ever totalling over $150 million with many, many unable to buy tickets the first weekend…which means much, much more to come. To celebrate The Dark Knight’s victory, the Freebie 5 tribute will remain intact for one more day. And for your Monday morning By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 02:08 am
Intro for Jul 21, 2008 Dear Gossips, Fred Segal is evil. It was the end of a decadent girls’ weekend. We were driving down La Cienaga towards the airport yesterday, 15 minutes early, and happened to be approaching Melrose. Julie: What should we do? Me: Freg Segal. Now. Go. Power shopping – it’s dangerous. Am By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 01:43 am
Essences The Essence of Mischa Barton… Is in my left arm. I broke it in Cannes because she bailed on her professional commitments. As a result, as you can see, there are now 2 rods holding together my elbow. The French surgeons did a great job…only the end of both rods are too close to By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 01:18 pm
Justin Timberlake It Laughs! Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 07:54 am
Blind Riddles Commitment Crisis? They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful. But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while. The problem, one of many obviously, is By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 06:58 am
Gossip Girl You know you miss it The CW isn’t wasting time, not wanting to lose the buzz and momentum around the show is that is trying to save the network. Needless to say, that would be Gossip Girl. Do you miss them? You know you do. Mr Chuck and Blair. Even Nate...who appears to By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 06:06 am
Break Ups Suddenly Single Salma Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged https://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 03:45 am
Lindsay Lohan SamRo cures Dirty Face? Lilo at the Sephora event last night looking better than she has in a long, long time. And no Dirty Face! In fact, as many of you have mentioned, Dirty Face has been missing for a while... since she and SamRo became serious. SamRo cured Dirty Face? Now the only By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 03:23 am
Parent Pimps Mama Pimp on the town Last night was the perfect night for Dina Lohan. Trading on one child to pimp the other, getting photographed and partying her tits off – the most ideal of situations. This is Dina in New York at the Sephora 10th anniversary celebration with son Michael Lohan who must be her Plan By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 03:05 am
