Mary J Blige Best Not Feng Shui friendly but definitely fit for a diva – Mary J was perfection last night and a stately reminder amidst all the young twats running amok on that carpet of what it takes to stick around. Will Carrie Underwood be around in 10 years? Ha. Photos from WENN By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Christina Applegate Failing Posh The pose, the pucker, the bob, the angles… Christina Applegate channelled the Posh at the AMAs last night in purple and stilettos and even a tattoo. One glaring oversight: no concrete tits sitting ATOP the bust line – a mayjah mistake. And the dress wasn’t a great choice either. It’ By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Carrie Boring Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Rihanna Worst Body Armour Too old lady, too rigid, and that sheer lace ribbon holding things together is pure cheese… SO not feeling what Rihanna rocked on the carpet last night. Much prefer her gown change for the stage, though it is rather interesting this little breast fixation she’s got goin’ on. Apparently By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan 13 is the new 30 Brilliant Us Weekly comparison – on the left Lilo at 13. On the right her sister Ali at 13. Clearly times have changed. Should 13 year olds look this… experienced? The expression in those eyes, the wanton dip of her chin, the suggestive pout – how many years, even months, before the By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 06:15 am
George Clooney Funniest.Fab.Ever Remember the best story from last week? George Clooney and Fabio throwing down at some restaurant because George’s bitch came out when he mistakenly believed Fab’s female friends who were seated at a table nearby were taking photos of him? The incident was a source of major Clooney By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 05:46 am
Keira Knightley Blunt is Better The ravishing Emily Blunt in UK In Style December issue hailed as Britain’s newest screen siren along with Keira Knightley. Yes yes, totally agree. Except Emily has thankfully exited her “black mood” phase and doesn’t walk around hating the world. Emily can currently be seen in The Jane By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 05:11 am
Natalie Portman The Other Boleyn Girl: The Trailer It was slated for a December release, at the height of awards contention, the junkets were actually scheduled for around right now…but then about a month ago, The Other Boleyn Girl disappeared off the circuit, yanked by the studio with no explanation, and slotted instead for a February release By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 03:34 am
Geri Halliwell The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 02:08 am
Intro for Nov 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, The Spices are back! The girls lipsynched their way through a triumphant return at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last night in LA – and for some reason that’s a surprise??? Did anyone actually think they’d perform live? Singing live in Cavalli costumes? Please. Who goes By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 02:00 am
Milo Ventimiglia Keep It! Yet another child star, only 18 but looks like she’s 30, and probably sleeping with a 30 year old co-star with the blessing of a stage mother molded after Dina Lohan – Hayden Panettiere is a DUI waiting to happen. Predictably she is also an actress AND a singer. Right. By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Wentworth Miller VS Homo Hotness Damn Doogie! Yes… Doogie. Doogie is HOT. Sigh. All gays are hot. I love hot gays. This hot gay needs a hag. Does he have a hag? And is that his boyfriend? I hope not. I’m thinking Doogie and Wentie Miller. Yum. I would watch, wouldn’t you? Splash By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Gerard Butler VS Orange, Bloated, and Bulging I know you’re out there – the Gerard Butler fan club. I know he’s your quiveration. And while I’m not a beefcake girl myself, I can understand why he might set your loins afire. But dude… This is all kindsa wrong. Gerry at the Victoria’s Secret show By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Mary Kate Olsen Lance Denies Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lilo In ‘n’ Out She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:48 am
Milo Ventimiglia Yes No Halo? As far as celebrity love monikers go, this one is my favourite. Hayden-Milo…Halo. Speculation about the true nature of their relationship has been rife since summer and there’s nothing unusual about that except… he’s 30 and she just turned 18 in August. And while the two have By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:34 am
