John Krasinski The Last Office Tonight’s episode is the last of The Office of the season…and as the strike wears on, there’s no telling when a new one will be offered. So enjoy it. Especially all of you Jim and Pam fans who apparently hate on the fact that he’s dating By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 06:49 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze Hates Xenu? Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 03:08 am
Keith Urban Urban Angel Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif from By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 02:39 am
Rachel Bilson Rachel to the Rescue Do they deserve privacy when they conveniently parade their personal lives to their advantage? Conveniently when there’s a movie to promote or a tv show to premiere? Some do it better than others. Bet your boob job Harvey Weinstein gave Hayden Christensen the order – bring your girlfriend to the By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Break Up/Hook Up Word is Jen and BFF Courteney Cox are on the outs – something about Jen wanting Courteney to visit her on the set of her new movie and Courteney refusing to jump. Poor Courteney’s been letting her shoulder get wet for over 2 years. The girl probably needed a break, By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Alba She Hates her Body Ugh. Dear Alba Bitch, We get it. Your beauty is a curse. You don’t want to be known for your body. Because you are an actor. No, honey. Julianne Moore is an actor. You, sweetheart, are simply a pretty face. And a first class bitch, no matter how hard By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Gilmore Girls Exclusive Box Set Giveaway!!! Another great gift…this one is sitting on my dining room table begging to be opened. Which means it needs to leave my house right now. The Village Voice called Gilmore Girls the “sweetest show on TV” and while that descriptor may inspire a Seventh Heaven frown, rest assured GG, By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Celine Dion Le Coat La Cheese Celine was in NYC yesterday on promo for her new cheese album. But enough about the love songs… how about this coat? This coat!!! Grey for the season, leather forever… I covet. I must have. Best thing about it? She paid for it. Remember, Celine will not accept By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried ADD So Britney failed a drug test the other day sending her team scrambling for an excuse. Every time they came up with one – asthma, narcolepsy – tmz.com shot it all to hell. But finally….success! An excuse that is not only plausible, it also might stand up in court. Faced By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Nick Lachey Happy Birthday Carb Face and the Beauty Queen Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion. Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Stepdad Playdate Cute non? Guy Ritchie and Lourdes out in London with a friend for a performance of Hairspray. Love that Lola is 11 and looks 11. Love that she and her girls are better dressed than we are. Can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in 2 years. Madge By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Will Smith Matt Damon: The Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Three weeks ago I called it and it’s about time. Matt Damon can now stand up to his friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt and tell them he’s finally a member of the club. Only they have TWO. Which what they’ll lord over his head for the By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 01:32 am
Katie Holmes Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice By the grace of Xenu, Tom Cruise is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Always the Bridesmaid… For the last three years, Patrick Dempsey has come in 2nd. Second to Matthew McConaughey, second to George, now second to Matt Damon. As mentioned before, the Sexiest Man Alive is almost always a Movie Star. And while Grey’s has certainly resurrected his career, and even though Patrick hopes By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Billionaire Bad Taste Those Olsen Twins are rich. Super super super rich. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t both ass backwards when it comes to picking men. Mary Kate is rumoured to be dating that useless f&cking scum Sean Avery who incidentally is denying he disparaged a man for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Anne Hathaway Shoes of the Season These are, apparently, the must have CL’s of the month. Seen previously on Gwen Stefani and Mandy Moore, Anne Hathaway also slipped on the Para La Cruz Louboutins last night at The Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation event last night in New York. She looks lovely, non? But now By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
