Rumer Willis So Proud My Rumer has been featured yet again in an articled posted on People.com. It’s the second time in 5 weeks and this time, she didn’t have to bleach her head. So.Proud. Rumey instead achieved the honour by dishing on fame, her famous parents, her famous family, By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Jason Lewis Who Needs a Boyfriend? Jennifer Aniston? Hell nah. Way too insecure for a man this beautiful – it almost destroyed her the first time. And if Gwyneth’s shadow was too daunting then, can you imagine Rosario Dawson’s? Aside from the wardrobe, Jason Lewis is the only other good thing about that Sex & By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Justin Timberlake Pip’n’ Ass menstruate Pippy and Shelf Ass are apparently on their periods this week, or maybe they just miss each other because after giving up some ooey gooey photos to the paps in LA last week they have since separated as JT kicks off the Australian leg of his world tour, leaving behind By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:18 am
Victoria Beckham Brown on Tour Finally…the blonde is gone. The blonde got old. And if there’s one thing Victoria abhors more than being fat, it is absolutely being old. As in passé. As in not relevant. She looks better as a brunette anyway. Which is why Mrs Beckham spent 8 hours at the By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 07:18 am
Paris Hilton Toronto Fights Ebola LOVE my home town. We fought valiantly against SARS. And we are fighting valiantly again against another deadly virus: Paris Hilton. Otherwise known as Hollywood Ebola who has been in Toronto shooting her piece of sh-t for a movie. Last week she hosted a party at The Guvernment. The way By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 06:16 am
Britney Spears The Chicken Fried Motto Court was a f*cking gong show on Friday and not just the crazy pap frenzy waiting outside. Inside Britney was a mess, excusing herself to use the loo three times, knowing that reporters were in the hall monitoring her every move, and changing outfits on every occasion. Crazy bitch. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 05:33 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 05:31 am
Oprah Winfrey Escaping Oprah’s Wrath Jessica Seinfeld may indeed be the one woman alive who can rival Heather Mills’s goldiggery and yes, she is a manipulative bitch and absolutely a greedy twat. But still I am obsessed. Jessica Seinfeld has also allegedly ripped off someone else’s book. Jessica Seinfeld is apparently a plagiarist. By Lainey • Oct 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Richie Eating and Smoking Nicole Richie is eating these days – good move to nourish her baby. Bad move – allegedly she’s still smoking. At least according to that deliciously crazy old bat Cindy Adams. Cindy says Nicole was in NYC last week and lit up on at least two occasions even though she’s By Lainey • Oct 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Rumer Willis Rumer: bad angles at Halloween Not everyone is born looking like Christy Turlington. Some are cursed by the Celebrity Baby Theory: two hot famous parents resulting in not so hot spawn… Rumer Willis, unfortunately, has been afflicted by this cruel twist of fame but instead of wallowing in self pity, my plucky Rumey has astutely By Lainey • Oct 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Jon Bon Jovi Man Language Three couples, three photos, three interpretations… First – Jay Z and Diddy at the Black Ball with some awkward ass tension buzzing between them. Is it just me? Is it because Diddy has rapidly fallen to the B List while the Jigga Man’s stature remains lofty, in spite of the By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 09:33 am
Jessica Simpson Three Whiskers Gets Off Orly Bloomie will not be charged with hit and run stemming from an accident last week in which he crashed into a parked car, blaming the paps, and then proceeded to walk away from the scene as his friend lay bleeding in the backseat until a photographer advised him to By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 09:07 am
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Lindsay Lohan The Mother Pimp Show When Lindsay Lohan almost killed herself this summer and while she was fighting for her life in rehab, it turns out her mother was busy negotiating a television contract. Mission accomplished. Dina Lohan will executive produce a new reality tv show about her life managing the showbiz careers of her By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 03:55 am
Renee Zellweger Overpeeled and About to Snap Even the most hardcore Renee Zellweger fan would be hardpressed to offer something nice to say about her appearance last night at the NYC premiere of Bee Movie (which, by the way, is delightful!). I don’t mind the hair. The hair is actually rather refreshing – it’s not a By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 03:25 am
Vince Vaughn Playboy Bloat Much fondness for both Vince Vaughn and John Cusack and the sentiment is not unique. They are funny and quirky …and bloated. Getting older and getting bloated. Check out Vince earlier this week at some event and John in London yesterday for the premiere of his new movie Grace is By Lainey • Oct 25, 2007 08:00 pm
