Madonna Size 7? If I could jam my size 8s into these babies, they’d be mine. Sadly, I am one size too big. But if you are a size 7…what the hell are you waiting for? They are exquisite YSL lace-ups, in the most perfect green, and better yet…they By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise Another Disciple See? Friendship with Tom Cruise never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening. Will Smith… Will Smith loves Xenu. Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp He Slashes & Sings Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Paul Mccartney One Legged When Convenient When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Their Love is Good Sorry for the cheese ass title. But I believe in their love. Didn’t at first but am now a full fledged prophet. And while these are a tad gratuitous, Demi and Ashton were undeniably adorable the other day courtside at the Laker game. And again at the Planet Hollywood By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Jude Law Man.Denim.Leggings Jude Law at the London premiere of Sleuth. On the plus side – he’s not fighting his bald. On the down side… Alfie is clearly gone forever. Jude’s pretty peaked early. Jude is not George Clooney. Jude’s pretty is clearly on the wane. And curiously enough, Jude’s By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Halle Berry What Halle Has This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Blame Sean Avery Mary Kate Olsen was taken to hospital yesterday – official reason: kidney infection. Unofficial reason: Sean Avery. MK had apparently hooked up with the useless piece of sh*t hockey thug a couple weeks ago but Sean has now reportedly run back to Elisha Cuthbert. Xenu only knows what kind of By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Wigged Out Congratulations, love and admiration for Jessica W who was awarded Best Wig at Wigout at Unwine’d in Vancouver on Saturday night in support of the BC Cancer Foundation. Jessica made this herself and I know a handful of gays who would riot for this piece. Do you love it, By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 03:59 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze Moves! Poor thing looks like she’ll give herself an aneurysm in the process but still… shocker of all shockers – Nicole Kidman is actually still able to twitch her forehead. Can you believe it? Nicole was in court in Australia Monday testifying against a paparazzo claiming she was “scared” by his By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 02:48 am
Intro for Nov 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, American Music Awards (the AMAs) went down last night in LA… quick fashion round-up below. Super long column today so keep scrolling to avoid missed articles and new riddles. Monday – am online all day, check back often. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Final clue: Mute Stones is By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 12:59 am
Cornell Hayes Nelly Quiver Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats. But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train. Check out Nelly at By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Salma Hayek Betty Appropriately Dressed Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her. As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Bug-Eyed and Abusive Nothing worse than a belligerent drunk – in this case not surprising. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesterday at the airport in Dublin for getting drunk off his tree and losing his sh-t at the gate. He was apparently asked twice to chill out and when uncooperative, Crazy Eyes was By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Ben Stiller Xenu Hates Bloat Tom Cruise is currently working on a cameo for Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder. Ben of course is balls deep in bed with Tom Cruise, also committing to United Artists and Tom to star in the Hardy Men Movie with shooting scheduled to begin next year. Obviously willing By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
LeAnn Rimes Married to Her "Mo By showbiz standards, Leanne Rimes has been married a long, long time…to this. Here they are shopping together last week in NYC. So of course they’ve lasted this long. Marrying your gay is highly underrated. If not for my straight husnand, I’d totally be out there looking By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
