Mischa Barton It’s Working! She WILL be a star. I mean Rumer Willis of course. Rumer who wants so badly to be one. Rumer born to Bruce and Demi, who hangs with Lindsay and pines for the flossy flossy life and everything that comes along with it. Rumer who is now a regular at By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John This Is Why Said it time and again – the reason Johnny Depp is not on the Freebie Five is because Johnny Depp is a Lifetime. More than just one night of raucous rockin’ of your headboard, with Johnny, why and how would you say goodbye? Check it out - a clip from Julia By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Posh Goes to Barneys Launched her denim line in NYC yesterday – as you can see, Victoria brought the full-on Posh. Love how she has to jam her feet into all her shoes, love how she’s now adopted the Celine Dion Lunge as part of her signature pose, love how you could stick a By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Shelf Ass Who??? Pip has a HUUUUUGE ego. And most of the time, his ego is total Rossum. But on occasion, especially when his ego doesn’t appreciate getting trumped by an overzealous publicity team for a B List actress, Pipsqueak’s ego is extremely entertaining. And smuttily candid. Lovely combination. A new By Lainey • Jun 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Janet Jackson The Lovely Bones Did you read it? Did you love it? I loved it. Fiercely loved it. And I don’t understand – why must a book become a movie? I remember being at work and not working. Reading instead and crying over my keyboard at the end, and Erin sitting next to me By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Cate’s Coat And her man too. It’s winter in Australia, right? Cate at a screening during the Sydney Film Festival with husband Andrew Upton. That coat is a f&cking treasure. And her hair, and her glow, and her smile. And no…he’s no Brad Pitt. And clearly she’ By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Thick as Thieves Barbara Walters was presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. And guess who made an appearance? Kathy and Nicky Hilton. Coincidence or conspiracy? Esteemed journalist or senile cow with media favours at the ready for anyone rich enough to afford her friendship? Old Bag… please!!! Even By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Choreographed Reality TV Love it. From six episodes to a one hour special, Victoria’s America television debut will be called Victoria Beckham: Coming to America – 50 or so minutes of Victoria rehearsing her candid moments with makeup on the entire time which I will totally watch, even though a bit disappointed. Having By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Sympathy Skank – CAUTION LEWD! “Stable” condition? Oh please. So Hollywood Ebola has ADD and is claustrophobic. The way they’re talking it’s like none of the other inmates have suffered any worse. But still it warrants VIP treatment and coddling, conveniently from some power player who may or may not have received financial By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Intro for Jun 14, 2007 Dear Gossips, So they’ve finally removed Paris Hilton from that cushy little room at the infirmary and transferred her back to Lynnwood where she’ll likely serve out the remainder of her sentence in solitary, on a hard little bed hopefully with her head beside a festering toilet. Our By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Eat it Shelf Ass Oh but did she save the good stuff for the best time, or what? Cameron Diaz and Rachel Zoe – a stunning partnership, as evidenced throughout the Shrek World Tour, and kickin’ it up a notch too as Justin has joined in England and Spain. I mean look at this dresss. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn in NYC Well…not quite. His mother was there – good to know even the horny Pitts have a sense of propriety around the parents, which accounts for the limited ass holding last night at the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart. I’m told Mrs Pitt seemed very fond of the mother By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Look Out Shelf Ass It’s an evil thing we girls do…especially if we’re the ex. At one point or another, we all have…and don’t lie. Two weeks ago, an item somehow found its way into People Magazine – something about Justin Timberlake being totally in love with Jessica Biel, likely By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Homo’s Hidden Hours Most insightful interview ever: John Travolta in the latest issue of Parade talking family life, Church life, and drag life. Is amazing! And intriguing too… Consider this – John says that in order to thwart the pappies and establish a normalcy around their family life without sacrificing privacy he, Kelly, and By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Which One…or Both? This is Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, now the star of the film version of Nancy Drew. Here she is shopping in New York this week and at the premiere a few days ago. Hate to do this but, well, at 16 she has the By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
Henry Windsor Hello Hotness on a Horse Harry on the cover of this week’s Hello Canada - article discussing what’s become a “PR disaster” for the royal family and how his escapades with the Cowboy bimbos in Calgary will affect the concert and his relationship with his family. Quick note on the Cowboys issue – I By Lainey • Jun 12, 2007 08:00 pm
