Nicole Richie Pregnant at Stampede Nicole Richie behind a giant pillow on her way from LAX to Calgary with Joel Madden. Good Charlotte is scheduled to take the stage at Stampede tonight – yee hawwww!!! Of course you know tomorrow was supposed to be the start of her DUI trial though her attorneys have now asked By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
David Banda Ritchie Black, Blonde, and Boobed! Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Hotness and the Plastic Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Unrecognisable source Courtney Love in London. With the dieting and the off and on drugging, she’s obviously mutilated her body beyond belief but still… I could barely recognise this. Not even barely, actually. I did NOT recognise it until the caption. Sadness. Say no to drugs. Say yes to food. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
A Bitchbeating Fan for your ears Catya send this along – funniest thing ever. At the Club Monaco store on Bloor in Toronto, they are selling this CD: Karl Lagerfeld Les Musiques que j’aime – his favourite songs for the bargain price of $33!!! At Club Monaco!!! WTF? Having said that…check out the album cover: an By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Factory Girl Uncut – Exclusive DVD Giveaway! It was supposed to be Sienna Miller’s greatest achievement and she gave it her all, supposedly going so deep into character as Edie Sedgwick that she also picked up, for a time anyway, all of her tragic vices. This version, the uncut, unrated one is not what was released By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Her One Flaw? Seriously… what is her deal with Woody Allen anyway? Scarlett Johansson on location shooting her third movie with the director, looking the hotness per usual. To me, she is perfect. Almost. Perfect body, the most gorgeous face, sizzling and suggestive, and she owns it – unlike so many of her skanky By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Bullsh-t Like Beckham They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Disciples of Ebola Why will Hollywood Ebola live forever? What makes the deadly disease unkillable? Because of useless f&cking twats like this. Check it out – some loser from bumf&ck god knows where drags a 4 year old out to Paris Hilton’s house, waiting alongside the paps just to By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Harry Potter Not for Me … but judging from your emails after Equus, definitely for some of you. Thing is, he’s like a son to me. Or at least a much younger brother. After reading Harry and then watching Harry, especially in the latest film, watching him grow, feeling ridiculously proud of his maturity, it’ By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Orlando Bloom Three Whiskers: New Look, New Piece? Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom is rockin’ a new three whisker moustache…you likey? Please. Daniel Radcliffe inspires more quiver and even that is seriously marginal. So here’s Orly leaving a party the other night, trailed by a girl the pappies are calling his new romance. Apparently they went home By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Sienna Miller Can’t do Glam Sienna Miller for Valentino? WAY off base. Because Sienna can only do casual. Casual one look boho strolling around London… for sure. But high glam in the designer’s signature red? Even the most hardcore Miller fan wouldn’t disagree – she looked horrid this weekend at V’s anniversary celebration. By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss A Model Thing? I interviewed a model in Calgary yesterday. Watch on eTalk later this week. Her name is Heather Marks, considered among the top tier of girls in the industry today. Like many of the best, Heather is a freak of nature…and I mean that in the best way possible. She By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Thin & Tan > Young The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John The Best & The Rest Once upon a time, they said Britney would take her crown. And I agreed. Now upon a time, no one who can live up to the legacy. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. Which is why she is Madonna. Other observations: did you love Keith Urban’s set with Alicia Keys? By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
