Patrick Dempsey McDreamy & Sourface Patrick Dempsey looked dashing, if not a tad too orange, at the premiere of Enchanted this weekend, posing alongside co-star Amy Adams and his always unamused wife. Seriously…how often have you seen her smile a happy smile? And no, it’s not a case of nature face: someone By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Carrie Underwood Country Overdressed Pet Peeve – celebrities who overdress for movie premieres. Kate Beckinsale is repeatedly guilty of this offence. And Country’s Princess appears not to be able to spot the distinction between an awards carpet and a premiere carpet either. Here she is wearing another variation of her AMA dress, only in By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennie Garth Worst Jennie Garth: why bust your ass on Dancing with the Stars, drop 2 dress sizes, and show up in a cheap ass polyester garbage bag with gold tap shoes and cover up the body? Why??? And why does the wedding hair persist? Why can’t the wedding hair die a By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Alicia Keys Best Back Love it. Love her. Love the new album. Alicia. Always. Photos from WENN By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Avril Lavigne Best Bitch Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Mary J Blige Best Not Feng Shui friendly but definitely fit for a diva – Mary J was perfection last night and a stately reminder amidst all the young twats running amok on that carpet of what it takes to stick around. Will Carrie Underwood be around in 10 years? Ha. Photos from WENN By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Christina Applegate Failing Posh The pose, the pucker, the bob, the angles… Christina Applegate channelled the Posh at the AMAs last night in purple and stilettos and even a tattoo. One glaring oversight: no concrete tits sitting ATOP the bust line – a mayjah mistake. And the dress wasn’t a great choice either. It’ By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Emmy Rossum Carrie Boring Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Rihanna Worst Body Armour Too old lady, too rigid, and that sheer lace ribbon holding things together is pure cheese… SO not feeling what Rihanna rocked on the carpet last night. Much prefer her gown change for the stage, though it is rather interesting this little breast fixation she’s got goin’ on. Apparently By Lainey • Nov 18, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan 13 is the new 30 Brilliant Us Weekly comparison – on the left Lilo at 13. On the right her sister Ali at 13. Clearly times have changed. Should 13 year olds look this… experienced? The expression in those eyes, the wanton dip of her chin, the suggestive pout – how many years, even months, before the By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 06:15 am
George Clooney Funniest.Fab.Ever Remember the best story from last week? George Clooney and Fabio throwing down at some restaurant because George’s bitch came out when he mistakenly believed Fab’s female friends who were seated at a table nearby were taking photos of him? The incident was a source of major Clooney By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 05:46 am
Keira Knightley Blunt is Better The ravishing Emily Blunt in UK In Style December issue hailed as Britain’s newest screen siren along with Keira Knightley. Yes yes, totally agree. Except Emily has thankfully exited her “black mood” phase and doesn’t walk around hating the world. Emily can currently be seen in The Jane By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 05:11 am
Natalie Portman The Other Boleyn Girl: The Trailer It was slated for a December release, at the height of awards contention, the junkets were actually scheduled for around right now…but then about a month ago, The Other Boleyn Girl disappeared off the circuit, yanked by the studio with no explanation, and slotted instead for a February release By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 03:34 am
Geri Halliwell The Spice Girls – Victoria’s Secret Two songs, two outfits, and of course a change of clothes for the carpet – it’s not about the music, but it’s all about the Spice. So f*ck the British critics this morning who are calling it a disappointment. Since when were vocals part of the comeback criteria? By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 02:08 am
Intro for Nov 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, The Spices are back! The girls lipsynched their way through a triumphant return at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last night in LA – and for some reason that’s a surprise??? Did anyone actually think they’d perform live? Singing live in Cavalli costumes? Please. Who goes By Lainey • Nov 16, 2007 02:00 am
Milo Ventimiglia Keep It! Yet another child star, only 18 but looks like she’s 30, and probably sleeping with a 30 year old co-star with the blessing of a stage mother molded after Dina Lohan – Hayden Panettiere is a DUI waiting to happen. Predictably she is also an actress AND a singer. By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
