Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Poseur ain’t no thief Was a tough one for Avril Lavigne last week. First a Canadian songwriter, Chantal Kreviazuk, questioned her artistic integrity, then a lawsuit over her song “Girlfriend” claiming she ripped off a band called the Rubinoos put the punk ass in position where she felt she had to defend herself. And By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Uma & Valentino Valentino celebrated 45 years this weekend with a star-studded, extravagant, seemingly interminable celebration consisting of party after party after fashion show. One of the lowlights had to be Sienna Miller – more on that later. Among the highlights, as usual – Uma Thurman who chose light and pale shades throughout the festivities By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Model Mother’s Worst Taste in Men Had the same problem before getting married – every guy I’ve ever dated with the exception of maybe, MAYBE, two…all douches. Like disgusting. Revolting. Sick. Then again, I’ve never had her qualifications. But Britney… Britney could aim so much higher. But still she persists. Still her goldiggers have By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Calling Oscar... Jessica Alba says she doesn’t want to be a sex symbol, that she fancies herself an actor, wants serious roles, does not appreciate pappy attention… At the same time, whenever she has a movie to promote, somehow she appears on magazine covers wearing very little clothing. Kinda like Jessica By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Kate Moss Sienna & Savannah Not a porno. Actually the first name of the Miller sisters – Sienna you know and Savannah her older sister and fashion designer now business partners launching yet another celebrity fashion label. Theirs is called Twenty8Twelve after Sienna’s birthday and the girls have eyerollingly titled their first collection “An Anthology By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Early 20s Flirtation Oh I remember this. If you’re old in your 30s like me, you remember too. And if you’re in your 20s now, you know … it’s just what girls do. Lindsay Lohan’s new preoccupation – his name is AJ Lamas, son of Lorenzo Lamas. So no wonder why By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Eva Mendes The Thinnification of Eva Mendes? Perhaps it’s only the shadow and the light, but the Latin luscious curves of Eva Mendes appear to have dwindled considerably. Another victim of the Hollywood starvation standard…or is it just me? By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Mos Def B List Border Denial B list actress and famewhore, loves to “accidentally” run into pappies in an effort to wipe clean a pandering past by pimping her kids, lost a friend and gained a potential paycheque but got dumped when he found out she’s a golddigger, and now apparently can’t find work… By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Sweet Lord… Help her. For she is not Prince. And she keeps raping the English language, confusing a dinner “roll” with a movie “role” and not just once but twice. But this…this is beyond. The ghetto weave piled atop her head, the ghetto weave from the dollar store – even Ken Paves By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Edward Norton This is Henry and thoughts on Jack Salmon Again, I’m sure Eric Bana will do an adequate, even a fine job, in the film adaptation of The Time Traveler’s Wife. But like so many of you who feel so strongly about the book, Eric just isn’t quite my Henry DeTamble in the mind’s eye. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2007 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett TIFF Fit for Elizabeth and Mark Darcy On pure over the top glamour and pomp, there is no film festival like Cannes. But on star power and prestige, the Toronto International Film Festival – TIFF – is second to none. My hometown pulls out all the stops. TIFF is now widely regarded as the official kick-off to award season By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Skitty’s not Skanky OK she is, but not this time. Diddy and Kim Porter have split, tabloids are blaming his relationship with Sienna Miller after they supposedly rekindled it post Concert for Diana. But as much as I love to rag on Skitty, my sources say they are seriously just friends. At least By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Stop The Cheese Please. Please stop him. Please grab this Cheese by his long ass compensation hair and grow that bitch some shame. Because Matthew McConaughey, even on the rare occasion when he has a shirt on, is killing me. Here he is, meditating in the water on some kind of surfboard asking By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
The Pleasure Face Pervy, I know. But still… an Australian magazine has printed a few of the much ballyhooed sexytime shots of Nick and Nessa on vacay and as you can see from Nick’s face, something is definitely, definitely goin’ on down there. And he is definitely, definitely enjoying himself! Love it. By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton A Photo Opp Reunion Both in Malibu, both famewhores, both understand the game, and at the same time both want to outdo the other. You will recall Paris Hilton told Larry King when asked about Lindsay in rehab, she replied: I don’t have any friends in rehab. And yet she showed up yesterday By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
Nicole Richie 12 Weeks With EXACTLY a week to go before her scheduled court date on DUI charges, Nicole Richie has landed the cover of Us Weekly – 12 weeks pregnant and perhaps engaged, ending weeks of BabySpec and perfectly timed too. Coincidence or conspiracy? Don’t doubt for a second she wasn’t intentionally By Lainey • Jul 05, 2007 08:00 am
