Kid Rock Rocky Rules!!! Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Screaming!!! She was screaming as they dragged her out!!! Screaming!!! Mommy!!! Mommy!!! Best day EVER!!!! By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Best Photo EVER!!!! This Friday is getting better and better. THE BEST! Paris handcuffed and thrown into a cruiser, bawling her sh-t out as she"s taken down the the courthouse wearing scruffies. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Ever the attention whore, the little skank had to turn By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Denzel Washington Later Gaycist Too late I think and the karma took its toll. Explanation: Isaiah Washington finally fired from Grey’s Anatomy for being a dickhead but only after the show f*ckin’ sucked ass in its third season. Word is, Shonda Rhimes fought hard to keep him. Word is she did it By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Patrick Dempsey Nuh uh Patrick Dempsey is shooting a movie – some kind of romantic comedy, formulaic plot, you get the picture. Am assuming he’s the leading man, will get the girl. But here’s where it breaks down. Because how could hair like this possibly get the girl? Wrong. This is wrong hair. By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rocky to the Rescue? Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Virus Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
The French Enough of these Hollywood twats. Let’s move Continental, to France, to the land of the effortlessly beautiful. It was intoxicating last month – when we were there for the film festival – to see them in their natural habitat, often without a trace of embellishment, so chic, so elegant, so f& By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston The Backpedal Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock The Rocky My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears The Egomaniac So he’s a music mogul now – has his own label, can sign his own talent, a major player in the industry at the tender age of 26…very impressive. Not so impressive: the Pipsqueak’s raging ego. It’s all about him, it’s all about what he brings, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Return Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Said it before By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rock Bottom: The Scrunchie Please….someone…anyone in that facility, please please please take a photo. PLEASE!!! Poor Paris Go Boo Boo!! New details emerging on Ebola’s life behind bars and would you believe…she had to be subjected to wearing A SCRUNCHIE! “A scrunchie made from an elastic sock!!!” I can’t… By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Shocker! Dina Lohan is a Fraud! Big f*cking surprise. Hollywood’s most exploitative mother was supposed to be a former Rockette and a some time actress before getting married and having children on which to dump her unrealised ambitions. Problem is – Radio City Music Hall begs to differ, and the folks there aren’t exactly By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
The New Sienna still not iconic I like the new Sienna. The new Sienna is working hard, she is focused, she is making a movie she is proud of. And clean is always better than not clean, know what I mean? The new Sienna is also trying to cut a lower profile, starting of course with By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Porn and Perfection It’s his hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
