Wentworth Miller VS Homo Hotness Damn Doogie! Yes… Doogie. Doogie is HOT. Sigh. All gays are hot. I love hot gays. This hot gay needs a hag. Does he have a hag? And is that his boyfriend? I hope not. I’m thinking Doogie and Wentie Miller. Yum. I would watch, wouldn’t you? Splash By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Gerard Butler VS Orange, Bloated, and Bulging I know you’re out there – the Gerard Butler fan club. I know he’s your quiveration. And while I’m not a beefcake girl myself, I can understand why he might set your loins afire. But dude… This is all kindsa wrong. Gerry at the Victoria’s Secret show By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Mary Kate Olsen Lance Denies Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lilo In ‘n’ Out She served 84 minutes in jail today, checking in at around 10:30am this morning and getting released just before noon, getting credit for community service and whittling away her 4 day sentence to less than 2 hours behind bars. 2 hours for getting coked up and driving madly down By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:48 am
Milo Ventimiglia Yes No Halo? As far as celebrity love monikers go, this one is my favourite. Hayden-Milo…Halo. Speculation about the true nature of their relationship has been rife since summer and there’s nothing unusual about that except… he’s 30 and she just turned 18 in August. And while the two By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 09:34 am
John Krasinski The Last Office Tonight’s episode is the last of The Office of the season…and as the strike wears on, there’s no telling when a new one will be offered. So enjoy it. Especially all of you Jim and Pam fans who apparently hate on the fact that he’s dating By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 06:49 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze Hates Xenu? Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 03:08 am
Keith Urban Urban Angel Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 02:39 am
Rachel Bilson Rachel to the Rescue Do they deserve privacy when they conveniently parade their personal lives to their advantage? Conveniently when there’s a movie to promote or a tv show to premiere? Some do it better than others. Bet your boob job Harvey Weinstein gave Hayden Christensen the order – bring your girlfriend to the By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Break Up/Hook Up Word is Jen and BFF Courteney Cox are on the outs – something about Jen wanting Courteney to visit her on the set of her new movie and Courteney refusing to jump. Poor Courteney’s been letting her shoulder get wet for over 2 years. The girl probably needed a break, By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Alba She Hates her Body Ugh. Dear Alba Bitch, We get it. Your beauty is a curse. You don’t want to be known for your body. Because you are an actor. No, honey. Julianne Moore is an actor. You, sweetheart, are simply a pretty face. And a first class bitch, no matter how hard By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Gilmore Girls Exclusive Box Set Giveaway!!! Another great gift…this one is sitting on my dining room table begging to be opened. Which means it needs to leave my house right now. The Village Voice called Gilmore Girls the “sweetest show on TV” and while that descriptor may inspire a Seventh Heaven frown, rest assured GG, By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Celine Dion Le Coat La Cheese Celine was in NYC yesterday on promo for her new cheese album. But enough about the love songs… how about this coat? This coat!!! Grey for the season, leather forever… I covet. I must have. Best thing about it? She paid for it. Remember, Celine will not accept By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried ADD So Britney failed a drug test the other day sending her team scrambling for an excuse. Every time they came up with one – asthma, narcolepsy – tmz.com shot it all to hell. But finally….success! An excuse that is not only plausible, it also might stand up in court. Faced By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Nick Lachey Happy Birthday Carb Face and the Beauty Queen Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion. Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
Madonna Stepdad Playdate Cute non? Guy Ritchie and Lourdes out in London with a friend for a performance of Hairspray. Love that Lola is 11 and looks 11. Love that she and her girls are better dressed than we are. Can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in 2 years. Madge By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 07:00 pm
