Will Smith Matt Damon: The Sexiest Man Alive 2008 Three weeks ago I called it and it’s about time. Matt Damon can now stand up to his friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt and tell them he’s finally a member of the club. Only they have TWO. Which what they’ll lord over his head for the By Lainey • Nov 14, 2007 01:32 am
Katie Holmes Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice By the grace of Xenu, Tom Cruise is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Always the Bridesmaid… For the last three years, Patrick Dempsey has come in 2nd. Second to Matthew McConaughey, second to George, now second to Matt Damon. As mentioned before, the Sexiest Man Alive is almost always a Movie Star. And while Grey’s has certainly resurrected his career, and even though Patrick hopes By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Billionaire Bad Taste Those Olsen Twins are rich. Super super super rich. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t both ass backwards when it comes to picking men. Mary Kate is rumoured to be dating that useless f&cking scum Sean Avery who incidentally is denying he disparaged a man for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Anne Hathaway Shoes of the Season These are, apparently, the must have CL’s of the month. Seen previously on Gwen Stefani and Mandy Moore, Anne Hathaway also slipped on the Para La Cruz Louboutins last night at The Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation event last night in New York. She looks lovely, non? But now By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Ethan Hawke Skinny Karma Face Gaunt and tired though still not as rough as Billy Crudup, check out Ethan Hawke at the Tisch School of the Arts gala in New York last night. I remember last year at TIFF 2006, even though he’s a smarmy perv, I fully expected to be attracted to him By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon The New Ethan Hawke Oh tortured artist. Oh poet. Oh suffering soul. Oh dirty cheater! Words to describe Ethan Hawke a few years ago and now following in those illustrious unfaithful footsteps – Ryan Phillippe. Ryan of course is now officially divorced from Reese Witherspoon who like a proper lady is only now flaunting her By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Claire Danes Blotchy Karma Face Billy Crudup was a beautiful man. Now…not so much. Last night at the Tisch School of the Arts event in NYC – as you can see, Billy looks bunk and a far cry from how pretty he once was before corrupting Claire Danes and leaving Mary Louise Parker when she By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Britney Spears The Model Stereotype Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton He’s The Kind of Guy Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf* By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Dita Von Teese On Dita Von Teese But first – Richard Branson, in person… kind of a fox! And a little anecdote about Chad Kroeger of Nickelback at the very, very end. Dita is tiny but not tiny, does that make sense? She’s very short, maybe 5 ft 2 and slender but not emaciated and when she By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Criss Angel On Criss Angel After standing out in the rain for too many hours, about a dozen of Criss Angel’s fans rushed the building last night right after the media briefing at Virgin Unite’s Midnight Magic. Some lady was screaming that she needed to be healed. Being a group of cynical bitches, By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Maggie Gyllenhaal Maggie Misses LOVE her. Love Maggie G. Eclectic and quirky and not generic. Never generic, never stupid, always interesting. But last night at the opening of the Chopard flagship in NYC, Maggie missed by a mile. Something about the way the dress fits… it’s messy. And Maggie, even when she’s By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Ryan Reynolds Alanis After Ryan He’s moved on to a blonde bombshell and with his golden tan and his beefy muscles, combined with her impressive assets – perhaps the most pulchritudinous young showbiz couple – they are much more appealing to most Hollywood watching sensibilities. Because let’s face it, as adorable as Alanis and Ryan By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 07:00 pm
Tom Cruise In Hiding Don’t f&ck with Xenu. The book is due in January, not for another 2 months, but Andrew Morton, after going underground to write it, apparently has to stay underground even after its release. ESPECIALLY after its release. Which is great news. Because what’s in the book By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 05:14 am
Heath Ledger Kate Hudson, player All over it. If a boy can enjoy multiple canoodles, why not a girl? Since breaking Owen Wilson’s heart, Kate Hudson has flirted with Pipsqueak, beguiled Dax Shepard – poor thing actually thought he could keep her – and ditched Orlando Bloom for Heath Ledger… Do you love it, or do By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 12:54 am
