Eva Mendes Eva Mendes: MTV Boring Eva Mendes hurts me. Because she is sooooo lovely. Which is why her dressing problem is particularly painful. The wasted potential is painful. That dress is painful. And this bag…this bag is most painful of all. On its own? For lunch at The Ivy? Giv’er. But on a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Dane Cook: MTV Bloat Dane Cook might want to chillax on the beer – a little Vince Vaughn is growing around his face, can you see it? The hype around Dane died down quicker than I thought it would. Employee of the Month fell far short of expections, could have been the Jessica Simpson effect, By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
The Hotness Did you know Borat is writing a book? Two books? Borat Travel Guides due out next year – best idea ever, non? So Borat won Best Comedic Performance last night. Sacha stood to accept on behalf of the Kazakh, sexy as all hell. And soon to be a father too. Isla By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Smut Soiree Toronto What’s up Toronto? Quick reminder: Thursday night is Gossip Night! Click here for more details Brought to you by the girls of The Society, at the Roots Flagship Store, 100 Bloor West, come for Smut and Champagne courtesy of Perrier-Jouet and then detox with a naturopath, offering assessment and By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Ryan Reynolds ½ McGosling in Vancouver Ryan Gosling arrived in Vancouver on Friday. Saw him that night at Opus Hotel. Rachel McAdams was supposed to join him but there was a last minute schedule change – no details as to why. Bottom line is, am told that as of last week at least, they were still an By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John MTV Movie Awards Johnny Depp showed up to accept on behalf of Pirates. Because Johnny Depp is not above it. So uncheesy, so sincere, uncomfortable in the environment, yes, but still. Still, always, forever…SO cool. In his 40s and still the coolest man in the building. Sigh. Anyway, the awards themselves don’ By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Sarah Silverman Forever “In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail. The judge says it’s going to be a no-frills things. That is ridiculous. She is going to get special treatment. For instance, to make her more comfortable in jail, I heard the guards were going to paint the By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jack Generation Gap Talk about out of place. Thing is, most of the time, say at the Oscars or the Globes, Jack Nicholson is one cool cat. But at an MTV event? Didn’t work for me… Especially when he tried to marry the troops with his villainy during his acceptance speech…wtf? By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Please.Stop.Talking Seriously…what is with Angelina Jolie’s brother? Dude is missing the memo – clearly not looped in with the Pitt publicity machine or perhaps not as skilled as his sister and brother-in-law in the art of media manipulation. And if that’s the case, maybe it’s time to take By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley The Protest Pose You will love this video – thanks Kiki for sending along! This photo of Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller last week…always a story behind every image and in this case, the negotiation process was hilarious. When faced with photographers, some stars just wrap jackets around their heads, others get on By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck Taupe & Polka Dots Ben Affleck at Joe Kindregan’s high school graduation on Friday. Joe suffers from ataxia-telangiectasia, a rare, degenerative disease. They became fast friends several years ago after the Make A Wish Foundation sent Joe to one of Ben’s premieres and they have remained close through it all… very very By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Cheekbones & Man-pris Keira and Rupert Friend – not sure if these were “choreographed” as well but as you can see, all is well of late with Keira’s heart as both have curbed bad habits – an exception among her peers these days, all things considered. And while Rupe with short hair is a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Avril Lavigne Punk Ass Recycle Avril Lavigne on the set of her new video shooting what looks to be an astounding creative achievement, something we’ve never seen before, least of all from her. Skulls and skateboards and scooters, acting all crazy and poser bad ass with an equally bad ass group of friends…and By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise The One Adjective Family The life of the Cruises: Katie, Tom, and Little Sci…only one word applies. AMAZING. Everything is amazing. Amazing times 1,000. Amazing all over the place. Skepticism aside, you’d think the Church of Scientology could afford a Thesaurus? New interview to air Monday, Katie waxes amazing on her By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Cate Blanchett Ass Talk There’s something to be said about the beauty of Managed Expectations, you know? Some people get it, some people don’t overreach – broken record, I know, and still every day, another two bit tv actress comes along and wants to be Cate Blanchett. Which is why it’s so By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Rachel Bilson Past Prime? I’m sorry…please don’t be angry. I realise there’s a fondness in your hearts for Adam Brody – Seth was quirky and cute and smart and articulate and gawky hot all at the same time. Similarly, Adam’s relationship with Rachel Bilson was the stuff of teenybop wet By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
