Lindsay Lohan Hot Harry back on the Horse Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince By Lainey • Nov 12, 2007 12:32 am
Victoria Beckham They Don’t Know Posh OK Magazine is claiming from an exclusive tip that LaLa Beckham, the long awaited Beckham Princess, is on her way. According to them, Posh is pregnant. And she was also seen shopping for pink items at Petit Tresor. Have no confirmation either way, not familiar with the status of her By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip & The PGA Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake, an avid golfer with supposedly a 6 handicap, will be the 14th (terribly unlucky number) celebrity in Tour history to host a tour event as it’s just been announced that the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open will go down October 2008, the first of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Tori Spelling Ugly, Junior, and a Dog I’ll take the dog. Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr showed up in NYC on Saturday at The Out 100 Awards. You know how gays love drag queens. As you can see, she has her push presents full on display. Normally, as I understand it from ALL of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Violet Eyes Forever She’s in a wheelchair but she’s still fierce as ever. Check out the Grande Dame Elizabeth Taylor at the launch of her new jewellery collection in Beverly Hills yesterday. Remember, this is a woman who has died almost as many times as she’s been married. And each By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Natalie Portman Portman Pink > Rossum Pink But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Oceans 13 DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! So the boys are back in time for the holidays. And back in Vegas too. George, Brad, Matt, and the sizzling Don Cheadle. They smolder in their suits, the coolest cats on the strip, and always always you want to be part of the Pack. Best yet, not only is By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Kyle Chandler Friday Night Quiveration Friday Night Lights – are you watching? I hope you’re watching. Because after a slow start, this season is just as great as the last. Like all teams shaking off the off season rust. Still the most perfect show on television. With the most perfect cast of leading men. Damn! By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Nude Windows & Mute Stones She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn in London They had that look in their eye last night – that wild horny vibe they pulled out in Cannes last May, the same wild horny vibe that evokes jungle sex memories from their African sojourn during the early stages of their relationship, when Brad supposedly impressed locals with lovemaking so fierce, By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Joaquin Loves Gwyneth They’re working on a new movie together called Two Lovers. Joaquin plays a dude who has to choose between a woman his parents want him to marry and his hot new neighbour. He ends up falling in love with the neighbour, drama and heartbreak and tragedy will ensue. My By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:36 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass Ingrate Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 06:05 am
Eric Bana Mother Spock Winona Ryder is now confirmed to play Mother Spock to Zachary Quinto’s Young Spock in JJ Abrams’ remake of Star Trek. Also tapped for the new movie are Chris Pine (Lilo’s love interest in Just My Luck) as Capt Kirk and the hotness Simon Pegg as Scotty. Inexplicably, By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 04:47 am
Ellen Degeneres The Unpopular Ellen Degeneres??? Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 03:49 am
Paul Mccartney Heather Fired! Love it. Heather Mills’s legal team has fired the golddigging slag because they can no longer keep up with her unpredictable mood swings and her refusal to heed their counsel. Word is, her attorneys had pleaded with her NOT to go on television spewing lies about Paul McCartney, warning By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 02:39 am
Amy Winehouse Briefly on Amy For those new to the site, please also see the FAQ: Amy Winehouse married a man alleged to be the heroin dealer to the UK music industry, a loser in the truest sense who needs to junk her up to keep her in his grasp. He was expected to face By Lainey • Nov 09, 2007 02:18 am
