Elton John My Kiki’s Tiara Kiki at Elton John’s Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball on Thursday. LOVE her tiara interpretation, don’t you? Instead of the wedding crown Liz Hurley insists on overplaying year after year, here’s my Kiki making it her own. Bless her for never being safe. Kirsten has been By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Bosworth Whisker-free and it glows Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham British Becks Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Ghetto Weave attacks her mother Whichever side you may be on, nothing says Low Classy like wishing your mother well through the pappies. Lynne Spears getting bitchslapped by her daughter Britney who supposedly has been leaking information about their feud through the team of photographers following her around, telling anyone who will listen that she By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
He Frees Her? Bit of a romantic bent but it’s a holiday – why not a fanciful interpretation? Could this be Pete Doherty’s ultimate sacrifice? Knowing that he will never be clean, knowing that he is indeed a junkie for life, knowing that she’d stay with him through drugs but not By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz The Levitating KFed Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Nick Lachey A Pageant Pounding They may be laywered now but something tells me…somehow they will leak. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were on holiday in Mexico at a private resort – supposedly some photographer was able to zoom in on them going at it hardcore in the Jacuzzi. Like Hard.Core. Reportedly a variety By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck The Heir Can’t Dance In all fairness, his beaver bucks weren’t quite so beaver bucky yesterday...but then another dorky problem reared its dorky head and that would be the Rhythm Issue. Is there anything unsexier than a dude who can’t dance? And tries to? His brother knows. The Hotness on a By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law Is Chelsy Chav? I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Gary Oldman Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
John Travolta Revolting wears a Hairpiece? So says the Daily Mail. Check it out – a close up of his hairline and note the mesh attached. Makes me feel a little sorry for him actually. Not for his follicle challenge but the pitiful impression it suggests – a man confined inside a closet, reprogrammed regularly in order to By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Kevin Federline Truth…or Denial? What do you make of this? Britney’s reason for cutting off her mother – she says she’s not an addict, was never an addict, and feels her mother and her manager and her ex husband betrayed her by pushing her into rehab for addictions that never existed. Threatened by By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Liar… please!!! Hollywood Ebola with Larry King – the most anticlimactic hour long interview, like, ever. Except of course when she tried to fellate him right off the top…that was enjoyable. And then the lies – the lies about drugs, the lies about the Bible. Good for a few chuckles but only just By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Jay Z Four Spices & a Posh These photos kill me. As announced yesterday, the Spice Girls will reunite and go on tour in December. And without any shame, am not too proud to say that I will so totally be getting tickets. Hopefully for the London show on 15 December! But have a look at the By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Gee, No Kidding Toxicology reports back from Lilo’s car crash in late May. Big surprise – she had cocaine in her system and twice the legal amount of alcohol. And still, right up to that point, that mother of hers was insisting she was absolutely fine. Right. On the one hand there’s By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Jeans for a Change Angelina Jolie in Prague yesterday actually wearing jeans and not trousers for a change. She looks good in jeans non? Also pics from earlier this week, Angelina picking up the kids while Brad was off shooting a commercial. As you can see, Pax seems rather attached to their trusty security By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
