Britney Spears Inviting Karma Calamity There is an excuse for everything. And I’ve made them all for Britney. But there is no excuse for legally bitch slapping your mother under no extenuating circumstances. And so, in order to avoid some serious feng shui sh-t laid out on my own Chinese ass… it’s done By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Audio Rossum EXTREME CAUTION. You WILL be nauseous…be warned. Emmy Rossum bringing the Full Rossum to race car driving this past weekend. She sang the national anthem and to be fair, Emmy has a decent voice. Even a good voice. And at the very least it wasn’t Jessica Simpson-styles vocal By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton No Wonder Coincidence or conspiracy? Janice Min declares a ban on Paris Hilton, People Magazine whips out its new cover: an exclusive with Hollywood Ebola complete with photo shoot and interview. So now People Magazine is the prophet for the new Paris Hilton? If you are a subscriber to the magazine, you By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton The Magazine Wars: Luring the MiniVan Majority Clever clever Janice Min. Likely finding out a couple of days ago that People had scooped them on the Ebola exclusive, Us Weekly is firing back with an issue specifically geared towards People’s subscriber base: The MiniVan Majority. The MiniVan Majority, threatened (and rightly so) by skanks like Paris By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Ray-Ban Exclusive Giveaway! Travelling is hard on blogging. I appreciate your continued support of the site and can’t tell you enough how grateful I am that you come back every day. As such, to make up for yesterday’s smutlessness, a new giveaway just in time for Summer. Need sunglasses? Old school By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Staying Inside Lindsay Lohan is staying at Promises – was scheduled to be released next week, has instead agreed to extended care, possibly even missing a chance to celebrate her birthday away from rehab. Shocking, non? And while we’d all love to believe that Lilo is indeed committed to clean living and By Lainey • Jun 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Cate Blanchett A Guest Post Am writing this from my Blackberry. Due to my absence today, I've asked my brilliant and talented friend Duana to guest write a piece. Du is a screenwriter which means she's a real writer - not some trashy chinese internet hack who babbles incessantly. Thanks Du By Lainey • Jun 25, 2007 08:00 pm
Hugh Grant Intro for Jun 26, 2007 We spent most of the day at Mahiki yesterday on a shoot. Sound familiar? Mahiki is the club where the Princes go - William and Harry and their friends. On a few occasions, the two have even been photographed leaving there looking flushed and rather inebriated. So now perhaps you By Lainey • Jun 25, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Little Pip is a Dick At least according to the Swedes. Ego tripping wanker with an over-inflated sense of entitlement and a hypocrite too – that is Justin Timberlake. According to locals, when he and his Shelf Ass were in Goteborg, he was rude to fans calling out for him at his hotel, shouting out “Are By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Colin Farrell Hittin’ it Young Colin Farrell’s new piece – she’s 22. Just a shade older than Lindsay Lohan who once famously tried to pick him up on a studio lot when she was still only 17. Legend has it that he passed at the time, though hard to say if he would do By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Bumpwatch wrong again Supposedly she’s been pregnant since March. Hmmm…really? This is what happens when expectant speculation is based on an overcoat and an indulgence at lunch. Here’s Demi wearing a rather fitted shirt the other day and showing very little sign of bulge and baby though more than enough By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Comeback vs Comeback First… No Doubt. Rest of the band joined Gwen Stefani on stage 2 nights in a row for a surprise reunion signalling their intention to record a brand new album and tour together once again. Love, love, love. It’s a comeback met with overwhelming positive response and even a By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss The Body Needs Fat And a lot less cocaine. Here is Kate Moss the other day in mid-canter, showing off some serious weight loss and the corresponding skin sag that can go with it. Hate to sound like a petty bitch but looking at this on a Monday morning makes me very happy about By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan The Kids Interviewed all three and the director of OotP and Imelda Staunton on Saturday for eTalk. Imelda is actually TINY. But of course you wouldn’t know it from her ridiculously fantastic turn as Professor Umbridge. As for the kids…obviously no longer kids. But still kids. All terrifically professional, no By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Hollywood Ebola and The Geriatric Probably a result of public disappointment, for fear of backlash and ridicule, NBC killed its plan to pay Hollywood Ebola a million dollars for her first post-prison interview. Barbara Walters, that senile old bag, in a moment of lucidity, also rejected the opportunity, likely bombarded over the last two weeks By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Harry Potter A Publicity Prince? With only six days to go, the Concert for Diana has received very little play … so far. Now suddenly, the Heir is reportedly back with Kate Middleton and therefore back on the front page. And the event goes down on Sunday. Coincidence… or conspiracy? Apparently the two were making out By Lainey • Jun 24, 2007 08:00 pm
