Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Vocal Rossum Two months of Rossum-free existence accumulated to form one large bout of nausea…all captured on her MySpace! So apparently Emmy Rossum, for lack of a bonafide acting career, is now looking to release an album. Phantom was not an anomaly, gossips. Rossum sings! Rossum sings because Rossum also happens By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley Tights and Boots and BFFs Lindsay Lohan not welcome!!! Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller in London the other night, tightly bonded after working together over the last few weeks on The Edge of Love, formerly the Best Time of Our Lives about Dylan Thomas and his women. Rather than letting professional rivalry get in the By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Flops & Bails You saw the video the other day edited and manipulated to show a couple on the rocks, and you’ve heard the gossip – now that Becks is being welcomed back to represent his country, his enthusiasm about an American move is supposedly waning and his dissatisfaction over his wife’s By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Angelina Jolie Applauding Contrition If only they were all so contrite, the tabloids – the bullsh-t from Life & Style and Star Magazine, Brad and Angelina splitting one week and pregnant the next – if only they’d pull a Page Six…and this is why I say Page Six is gossip scripture. Yesterday"s By Lainey • May 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Demi Moore We Love Her Don’t we love her? Julianne Moore? The underrated, underappreciated Julianne Moore? I tell you – I still think she was ripped off for Far From Heaven. And as that hot piece of gay ass Nelson Branco once told me – if you switch the roles, if you switched Charlize in Monster By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Don’t Forget About Me!!! Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Kate Moss: in common with Brad? Brad Pitt widely criticized for morphing into his women – as suggested by the tabloids, he hairmatched with former lovers Paltrow and Aniston and also initially with Jolie when he dyed his hair black. Thanks to the brilliance of the British, the same observation is being made about Kate Moss, now By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
George Clooney Love the Floppy Hair George Clooney back at his summer villa – Lake Como – with Matt Damon and family heading out for a spin on the boat. Oh just a regular day… Wonder where the leggy blonde is…Jennifer Aguero? Since I saw them at the Hotel du Cap during the Cannes Film Festival, still By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Before Evan, there was Lilo? Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Cam D: Laughing off Biel Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Toronto? Gossip? Party? Was honoured last year to speak at a Smut Soiree, organised by the brilliant ladies of The Society in Toronto – an evening full of gossip and a chance to hang out with fellow smutlovers over martinis, dishing the dirt, like girlfriends on a Friday night, only at a pub with By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
I Don’t Get It Am addicted to Page Six… Page Six and Us Weekly – gossip bibles. So maybe the travel has warped my brain, eroded my brain speed, because I just don’t get this item that appeared in today’s Page Six about Michael Buble. Apparently he’s an egomaniac, they call him By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Patrick Dempsey Ageless and Original Compare Rob Lowe now to what he looked like in Youngblood…not much a difference, is there? The Original Sex Tape Badboy – before Paris and Lindsay and Britney there was Rob Lowe. But even though Rob Lowe conquered his demons and became a family man, my smutty tingles every time By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Canadian Cheese is the Best Cheese Celine Dion…the all time Queen of Cheese with her family in the pages of the new Hello Canada. As usual, Celine does not disappoint. Celine always delivers – vocally, professionally, and cheesily. The photos are delightfully Dion – she looks amazing and refreshed and very, very happy and prettier than she By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Hilary Swank Venus DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn"t have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Delusional is a Pre-Requisite Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, said earlier this week that rehab is not enough. That cleaning house, ridding her life of toxins literal and figurative, is what needs to happen in order for his daughter to turn her sh-t around. Crazy bastard but he does have a point, non? After By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
