Katie Holmes Workin’ It Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 01:24 am
John Krasinski Not in Real Life Received an email a few weeks ago from a fan of The Office (American) suspecting that there may be something going on in real life between Jenna Fischer and John Krasinski given their adorable chemistry on the show. Apparently among rabid supporters, this is their biggest fantasy, especially after hearing By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes MiniVan Tea Party and a Full on Assault People Magazine is the Bible for the MiniVan Majority. And today, it is a full-on assault! On the cover of the latest issue of the magazine – Keith Urban, see attached, waxing hilarious about his employer wife, an exclusive deal likely scheduled well in advance withOUT considering Tom Cruise’s By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Keira Knightley Keira Hates Rossum Too! Can’t wait til Keira Knightley gets over her early 20s black angst. If only she could see how predictably textbook it is to walk around hating happiness and reading Camus. Keira on the cover of the new Elle Magazine admits she’s a “moody bastard”. Fair enough. But of By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Catherine Zeta Jones Geriatric Sex Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones: “No one wants to f* By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
George Clooney Man Fight Hardly…but this is how men throw down in Hollywood. So George Clooney and his tarty little girlfriend Sarah Larsen are having dinner the other night in LA. That cheeseball Fabio (romance novel covers) was seated with a group of women at a table nearby. Fabio’s companions started taking By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Mandy Moore Mandy, Matthew, and the Ring Page Six is reporting that Matthew Perry (who???) is dating Mandy Moore. That the two were seen at dinner the other night holding hands and whispering and cute. Totally makes sense to me. Matthew is Wonder Bread on the outside and all kindsa dark and damaged on the inside. And By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Faith Hill Country Bloat So Faith Hill lost her sh*t a few months ago when some skank started grabbin’ at Tim McGraw during a concert. Tim ain’t my thing but I can see why he’d inspire some serious horny especially in his tight jeans. Until now… Tim and Faith showed up By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 07:00 pm
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Jr Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 06:29 am
Victoria Beckham Becks in the Flesh Just got back from Vancouver Whitecaps/LA Galaxy presser, obviously the room was packed for one person and one person only though before describing Becks, just have to say, call me Cruise but Alexi Lalas is actually kinda hot too. Is it just me? So David was wearing an LA By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 06:09 am
Pete Doherty Relapse CAUTION: Disturbing photos! Relapse is a part of recovery. At Covenant House, I was told the average is well over 7 times. Pete Doherty has been through the cycle well over that. And while many were holding out hope after his most recent stint in rehab as a telltale “clean” By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 03:02 am
David Beckham Intro for Nov 06, 2007 Dear Gossips, We were married 6 years ago this week – longer than many, if not most, Hollywood marriages. To celebrate, he surprised me with a suite at the hotel where he proposed and where we held our wedding reception, dropping the dog off at grandma’s in the afternoon and By Lainey • Nov 06, 2007 02:08 am
Nicole Kidman The Natural Granny Freeze Does this look like a face not poked by needles, not pulled by strings, not scrubbed by a surgeon? Apparently Nicole Kidman expects you to believe that yes, indeed, what you see is what was always meant to be. In a new interview with Marie Claire, Nicole says she is By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Right and Wrong Last night at the ACE Awards – Mandy Moore (Right) and Jessica Simpson (Wrong). This dress looks like leopard brocade. And brocade is just so old. And Jess is not old. She is young, she is vibrant, she has the worst taste ever, and she is addicted to hairspray. It’s By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer & Aaron: Lovematch in Vancouver? If Aaron Eckhart is currently single, it’s a perfect perfect perfect match. Perhaps love will bloom on set in Vancouver? Have just learned that Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart will shoot Travelling in Vancouver beginning January. Aaron will play a grief expert called Burke Preston (no…seriously…) who has By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Ben Affleck Glamour Honours Taupe Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
