Elton John Homo Wants a Third But of course he does. Now that they’ve jerked him back in line, now that his momentary massage distraction in Toronto last year while shooting Hairspray is well behind him, John Travolta wants to put a final sealing stamp on his closet by announcing to the world that he By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Janice Min loves The Chosen One? Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The Secret By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Beckham Body Language Signals Trouble The clip is linked below...must watch! You know these two together – ordinarily his hand is perfunctorily placed on her thigh, their torsos turned toward each other in a show of solidarity and rarely do they stray from the program, even when another woman is blasting to the press about By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Faith Pays Off? Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton In Poor Taste or In Great Jest? Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day BBQ invitation – her rep says she was being sarcastic. I actually believe this. But sarcastic or not…are her words in poor taste? Or does she have a wicked sense of humour? Some are calling it irresponsible – some say given that young girls out there By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck 2nd Time Promises As expected and as you already know, Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab…this time not at Wonderland, that f*cking joke of a treatment facility, but at Promises, where Britney did her time and countless others too. Including Ben Affleck. As expected, her publicist is asking for media distance By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwen Stefani My Gorgessity Gwyneth leaving the gym the other day looking freshfaced and beautiful and toned and grumpy. My girl took a lot of heat the other day while picking up Apple from her daycare and covering up Wacko Jacko style. Now ordinarily, the sh-t that comes out of her mouth is indefensible. By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Regular Joe is the Hotness source John Krasinski on the cover of Mean magazine dressed up old school and quivering my loins. Maybe it’s the effect of Brad and George but that little boy hair with the side part appears to be the new fauxhawk… screw McDreamy. By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan The Line Between Smut and Sad At a certain point, it ceases to be fun. At a certain point, it becomes dangerous…and very, very sad. Britney came close, Britney came extremely close. And now Lindsay Lohan is verging. I looked at these new photos and the snark was gone, replaced only by… pity. Once upon By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
The Supportive Wife Pretty adorable, non? Ashley Judd cheering on her man, hot Scot Dario Franchitti this weekend who won the Indy 500. As you can see, she is clearly is #1 fan – and looking at him, who can blame her? Ashley has scaled back work over the last couple of years, focusing By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Naomi Campbell Daniel & Elaine As you probably know, Lainey is the nickname, Elaine the one. And when Daniel Craig says Elaine… my loins, my loins, my loins. He pronounces it properly too. “Ell-laine” as opposed to “eeee-laine”. Love, love, love. Also love, love, love Darren, my Main Mo who misses me dearly, sent me By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he… By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Janet Jackson Josh & Diane in Cannes Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – under the radar for what seems like an eternity – showed up in Cannes at the weekend dispelling rumours of a split. First a private party on a yacht – Josh looking a little pale and pasty and Diane cutting an elegant figure in a beautiful gauzy By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham England or Posh? Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Enrique Iglesias Unemployed and Unattached Well she’s not a tennis player, has never in fact been one, and now she’s no longer married to Enrique Iglesias – what will Anna do? On the eve of the release of his new album, Enrique has revealed that he and Anna are no longer together. Long rumoured By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Boys and the Whale Maddox my love…look at that naughty face! Here are Angelina and the boys at France Marineland a few days ago, Pax tentatively feeding the big whale. Sunday marked The Chosen One’s first birthday and while she continues to be closely guarded, speculation is beginning anew that the Pitts By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
