Elton John Allergy My Ass First pre-summer long weekend in America – perfect recipe for an OD. Sunday night, Mischa Barton at a party after having a few drinks had to be rushed to hospital after experiencing an “adverse reaction to medication”. How about an adverse reaction to too much coke? Or meth? Or ecstasy? Or By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn, see? Like I said earlier, there was something in the air last night. And the Pitts couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Captured on video just after dinner, Brad and Angelina clearly had only one thing on their minds…even in the presence of photographers and security. Convenient, yes. By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Jungle Sex is Back If you hate them, stop reading now. Because I’m going to describe to you what it was like, and how impossible it was not to get turned on by the Pitt Porn, their chemistry on the carpet, whatever it was that was going on between them was infectious. So By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
George Clooney Goodbye du Cap The terrace bar is seriously the most beautiful spot on the Riviera. If you have a chance, you must go. We went last night, Michelle Rodriguez showed up first. So word is she’s a lesbian, right? Well… she was rather touchy feely with some producer dude. And much, much By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Who Needs a Raise? Jessica Biel’s publicist, that’s who. Went from a no one to a someone by virtue of her ass and Pip’s appreciation of it…to say nothing of the conveniently arranged photographs of her with her dog and on the beach showing off every curve and every great By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Oceans 13 It was the biggest deal. Roll your eyes all you want but in a town that has already seen some of the biggest international stars in the world, that has already spent over a week getting whipped into a frenzy, last night was the pinnacle. Everything comes down after last By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Oceans Photos Again the Palais was humming for the photo call. Huge crowds gathered beyond barricades and screaming when the cast walked back and forth across the walkway. Also a surge to get into the press conference – female journalists losing their sh-t over George Clooney. He obliged with autographs and a few By Lainey • May 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Daniel Craig She Poses Surprising but true. It was Eva Green who arrived last last night at the Golden Compass party. AFTER Daniel Craig. Flashbulbs go off like crazy…because girl knows how to work it. I wish I could upload a video of myself imitating to show you properly. Will try my best By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Daniel Craig Bond & Bonded New Line anniversary party for The Golden Compass up in some house, only not a house, more of a mansion but when you think mansion the French architecture doesn’t quite come across and this was very much a modern chateau. Only marquee attendees were Daniel Craig and Eva Green. By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
George Clooney Vocabulary Quiveration Physically I’m not attracted to him. He’s a bit too…… hirsute for my tastes. But in person? When he speaks? Adrian Grenier is The Hotness. First of all, he’s tall. Tall for a celebrity. I’d say just over 5 ft 10, maybe an inch more. And By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Encore at du Cap It was another super star evening at the du Cap on Tuesday night. The Oceans 13 Darfur private yacht party went down earlier in the evening, Clooney and the cast hopped on board – both he and Brad looked f&cking delicious in suits. Then all came back to the By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Sparta has the Pants Problem So I totally understand why some of you have Gerard Butler on your Freebie Five. I saw 300, I saw the rippling muscles, I’m not a rippling muscles kind of girl but absolutely… I don’t question his quiver over your loins. He is a fine looking man. But By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards Real or Icky? Am far away from home. Miss The View. Love The View. People are freaking out this morning about The View…Rosie and Elisabeth going at it hard, getting personal on live (is it live?) tv. Apparently it’s making a big splash back home and from the clip, indeed it’ By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Entourage: Best Boys Minus One The boys are here in Cannes. All of them. Filming an episode during the festival, Vince is apparently trying to finance Medellin and although the producers are desperately trying to keep things under wraps, word is they will be making a huge splash somewhere during their 3 day shoot. The By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Daily Bitch…Please I suppose it was too much to ask. He did after all date Nicky Hilton. And it always goes back to Sh-t By Association. But still… you watch the show, the show is so tight and crisp and believable and really, it’s only Kevin Connolly so you don’t By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
Daniel Craig Intro for May 23, 2007 Dear Gossips, Cannes so far has been all about the Freebie Five. Current members – Jakey and Daniel – and new ones under consideration: George of course. And now Adrian Grenier. Spoke to him today, more on that later. Also saw Daniel Craig at the New Line Golden Compass party last night. By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm
