Brad Pitt Happy Pitts on the Carpet Amid wide speculation that she’s pregnant stemming from a cancelled trip to Italy after which it was reported by Italian press that she could not travel because she’s expecting, Angelina and Brad showed up last night in LA in support of Beowulf and though she was wearing an By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Garner She’s Back Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 04:36 am
Kate Winslet Too Much Dress She can be hit or miss on the red carpet – this one constitutes a clear “miss” – but who cares? It’s Kate Winslet, buried in an unfortunate dress, and still looking better than ever. Kate showed at the BAFTA event in LA supporting her fellow Brits, even though NYC is By Lainey • Nov 05, 2007 03:09 am
Jennifer Aniston Fred Bloat Vince Vaughn at the Hollywood premiere of Fred Claus on Saturday. It’s safe to say – Vince has passed the point of no return: that invisible line of hard living, in combination with genetics, if you stop short there’s still hope of reclaiming past hotness but if you go By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Orlando Bloom Ugly Sexy > Three Whiskers There’s poster boy pretty and then there’s just plain style… and while Adrien Brody may not be on the surface your typical garden variety quiveration, there is something about a man who looks a little off the beaten path, who you know can capture you from the first By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lilo Eyes Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s “Amazing” Race Let’s not take anything away from her accomplishment – bitch ran a f&cking marathon and that’s a hardcore achievement. Check out photos of Katie mid and post-race looking pretty cute all things considered. You run for five and a half hours, see if you come out By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Harry Potter At Hogwarts with Harry Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix comes out on DVD this week in the UK and on December 11th everywhere else – very cool special features. I even cried during the 43 minute behind the scenes documentary when they talk about how love saves Harry. Sob. To promote the By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Helen Mirren Always the Queen Helen Mirren at the BAFTA Cunard Brittania Awards in LA at the weekend looking more regal and more elegant than a large majority of tartlets running around Hollywood. Can you believe this broad is 62? Helen Mirren’s 62 is all sex, non? 62 and truly, truly a modern woman. By Lainey • Nov 04, 2007 07:00 pm
Rumer Willis Good News… Bad News Earlier this week, Rumer Willis talked about being famous and opened a can of sh-t all over her own ass. The good news – Rumer has landed another post on Us Weekly’s website. The bad news – the post is poll asking visitors whether or not Rumer constitutes “famous”. And By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 11:30 am
Brad Pitt Lacking Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 10:24 am
Jennifer Aniston The Olsen Influence After making out with Ashley Olsen two nights in a row, Lance Armstrong turned up at the Roberto Cavalli Halloween party on Wednesday looking kinda stylin’. All over the longer darker coif and the suit, though the shoes are way too “straight dude” but then again, an athlete from Texas By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 09:59 am
Jennifer Lopez Karl’s Competition Few things are more delicious than Euro Cheese. But Euro Designer Cheese is a whole other level of amusement. Roberto Cavalli – do you love him, or do you LOVE him? Cavalli is currently on a major pimp tour – not only promoting his own line at H&M but also By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 06:02 am
Heidi Klum Now THIS is a costume Heidi Klum went all out. And without much skin. I LOVE. Here’s Heidi at her annual Halloween party dressed as a cat. Just one small thing – not to sound pervy – but …um… well since she had to have had it made specifically for her, was the soul patch between By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 04:35 am
Johnny Depp Words from The Lifetime Not that you need any more reason to love him, not that it’s necessary to defend why he’s Lifetime as opposed to Freebie Five but still…why pass up an opportunity to adore Johnny Depp? Currently starting promoting for Sweeney Todd Johnny was asked by Entertainment Weekly about By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Coldplay 2008 Radiohead laid down the gauntlet with In Rainbows both creatively and strategically, now Coldplay is expected to drop their 4th album by summer 2008. But where the band’s first two releases earned long-lasting affection, their last effort X+Y fell far short after time, even with their most By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 08:00 pm
