Tyra Banks No Toe is Better than Camel Toe But still…no toe is f&cking weird. Here’s Tyra in NYC today wearing skin tight and spandex and hiding from an in-between-weave day. Crazy thing is – this reminds me of a man trying to be a woman and hiding his junk only to look like By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 11:44 am
Chris Martin Freshly Cut The mop is gone! Chris Martin was sighted in London yesterday freshly shorn and actually kinda cute. This is for my friend Michelle C who met him backstage at the Juno Awards 2 years ago and lost her mind. While rumours continue to swirl about Chris’s marriage to my By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 08:52 am
George Clooney What George Wants You will love this. As you know, for the last couple of months, George Clooney has been squiring around a young lass called Sarah Larsen. Sarah has been identified as a one time Vegas cocktail waitress and Fear Factor contestant who has taken leave at her job to accompany her By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 05:31 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Assistant Another assistant speaks! This time a more sympathetic portrayal of Britney from a girl who spent 3 months with her non stop from soon after her split with KFed right up to when she was admitted to rehab. Kalie Machado met Britney at her house in early December 2006 as By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 04:13 am
Paul Mccartney Golddigger TV "They"ve called me a whore, a gold digger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things, and I"ve stayed quiet for my daughter." Ummmm…really? Does a tearful appearance on GMTV constitute as quiet? And how about the legal leaks? How did details By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 03:39 am
Intro for Oct 31, 2007 Dear Gossips, That gag order must be killing Heather Mills. But still she found her way on television this morning to seek public sympathy all while moaning and groaning about the horror story that has become her life and – get this – comparing her experience to that of Princess Diana’s. By Lainey • Oct 31, 2007 03:05 am
Sicko Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Of all of Michael Moore’s movies, this one hit closest to the heart. Less inflammatory but no less shocking, the crux of the matter is health care, or the lack of an adequate health care system and a current iteration that is failing millions in the United States. People By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Meg Ryan Granny Grease Between Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Granny Grease Meg Ryan, I don’t know what’s worse. Meg Ryan showed up at the 18th Annual Courage in Journalism Awards last night not as scary looking as she has in the past but still oddly plumped, like the skin’s been By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Live! With Posh & Becks LOVE this. Regis and Kelly dressed up as David and Victoria Beckham on Live! With Regis & Kelly today – see attached. Regis actually looks pretty good. That’s a great wig. And underneath the football jersey he seems kinda spry! As for Kelly … also a fantastic wig. And she and By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Celine Dion La Fromage in London French Canadian Cheese has landed in London! Hope she"s still there when I arrive on Friday. Check out Celion Dion heading to the BBC for an interview today to promote her new album Taking Chances, slowly making her way for a publicity blitz in America. It’s been By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Angelina Unstyled Only she can get away with dressing like Barbara Walters and still look so beautiful. Angelina Jolie attended the International Women’s Media Foundation 18th Annual Courage in Journalism Awards last night swimming in a black pantsuit and Louboutin pumps. Still…there’s that face. A face gaunt and tired By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Speaks! Such as, like, such as, like you know, everywhere, such as, the Eye-Rack? Remember MIss South Carolina? And then there’s Britney. Britney called in to Ryan Seacrest this morning and, well, of course it was hilarious. In two minutes, she said “You Know?” – by my count anyway – 21 By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Lance & the Olsen Twin He’s 36, she’s 21, and apparently she was sitting on his lap on Monday night sucking his face off – Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, that is. Not hard to see why he’d be attracted. Ashley is gorgeous – seen here last night leaving the Waverly after dinner with By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Harry Windsor NOT Hot Harry on a Horse There was a report that surfaced a few days ago – some scandal involving a sex tape, a royal, and a blackmail scheme. Most immediately suspected Hot Harry on a Horse. Just because he’s a dirty, dirty boy. The giveaway however is that the sex act caught on video was By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 10:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. He also By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:28 am
Tom Cruise Becks Talks Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 04:10 am
