Nicole Richie Eating but NOT Smoking? Did that senile old bat Cindy Adams get it wrong…or is Nicole Richie lying through her publicist? As reported yesterday, Cindy claimed to have seen Nicole Richie lighting up several times in NYC. Not surprisingly, Nicole’s rep has quickly come out swinging, categorically refuting Cindy’s account and By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 03:29 am
Brad Pitt The Coming of the Second Coming? First came the Chosen One Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt and now perhaps, finally what the world has been waiting for: rumour has it Angelina Jolie is pregnant with the Second Coming. She was scheduled to attend and speak at a UN conference in Italy but has backed last minute. As By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 03:10 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Denied TMZ.com is reporting that Britney will NOT regain 50/50 custody of her children. The judge presiding over the custody battle has determined that she’ll see her babies twice a week from noon to 7pm and will be allowed one overnight visit WITH a monitor. For the first By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Jeremy Piven Quiver for Pivert Once in a while, oil and sleaze is what you need. Like a streetside bratwurst with all the fixings. Yum. Jeremy Piven, not always, but at last’s night premiere of American Gangster… definitely Yum. But of course it’s the Ari Gold factor. Of course it is. But something By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes From Crush to Hate It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Rumer Willis So Proud My Rumer has been featured yet again in an articled posted on People.com. It’s the second time in 5 weeks and this time, she didn’t have to bleach her head. So.Proud. Rumey instead achieved the honour by dishing on fame, her famous parents, her famous family, By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Jason Lewis Who Needs a Boyfriend? Jennifer Aniston? Hell nah. Way too insecure for a man this beautiful – it almost destroyed her the first time. And if Gwyneth’s shadow was too daunting then, can you imagine Rosario Dawson’s? Aside from the wardrobe, Jason Lewis is the only other good thing about that Sex & By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Justin Timberlake Pip’n’ Ass menstruate Pippy and Shelf Ass are apparently on their periods this week, or maybe they just miss each other because after giving up some ooey gooey photos to the paps in LA last week they have since separated as JT kicks off the Australian leg of his world tour, leaving behind By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:18 am
Victoria Beckham Brown on Tour Finally…the blonde is gone. The blonde got old. And if there’s one thing Victoria abhors more than being fat, it is absolutely being old. As in passé. As in not relevant. She looks better as a brunette anyway. Which is why Mrs Beckham spent 8 hours at the By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 07:18 am
Paris Hilton Toronto Fights Ebola LOVE my home town. We fought valiantly against SARS. And we are fighting valiantly again against another deadly virus: Paris Hilton. Otherwise known as Hollywood Ebola who has been in Toronto shooting her piece of sh-t for a movie. Last week she hosted a party at The Guvernment. The By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 06:16 am
Britney Spears The Chicken Fried Motto Court was a f*cking gong show on Friday and not just the crazy pap frenzy waiting outside. Inside Britney was a mess, excusing herself to use the loo three times, knowing that reporters were in the hall monitoring her every move, and changing outfits on every occasion. Crazy bitch. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 05:33 am
Keith Urban Granny Freeze Keeps Fighting Nicole honey, we get it. You’re NOT old…you’re just oldER. Which doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be hotter than anyone else, and you definitely have the body to prove it but for the desperation. The frozen desperation that has paralysed your forehead and swollen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 05:31 am
Oprah Winfrey Escaping Oprah’s Wrath Jessica Seinfeld may indeed be the one woman alive who can rival Heather Mills’s goldiggery and yes, she is a manipulative bitch and absolutely a greedy twat. But still I am obsessed. Jessica Seinfeld has also allegedly ripped off someone else’s book. Jessica Seinfeld is apparently a plagiarist. By Lainey • Oct 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Richie Eating and Smoking Nicole Richie is eating these days – good move to nourish her baby. Bad move – allegedly she’s still smoking. At least according to that deliciously crazy old bat Cindy Adams. Cindy says Nicole was in NYC last week and lit up on at least two occasions even though she’s By Lainey • Oct 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Rumer Willis Rumer: bad angles at Halloween Not everyone is born looking like Christy Turlington. Some are cursed by the Celebrity Baby Theory: two hot famous parents resulting in not so hot spawn… Rumer Willis, unfortunately, has been afflicted by this cruel twist of fame but instead of wallowing in self pity, my plucky Rumey has astutely By Lainey • Oct 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Jon Bon Jovi Man Language Three couples, three photos, three interpretations… First – Jay Z and Diddy at the Black Ball with some awkward ass tension buzzing between them. Is it just me? Is it because Diddy has rapidly fallen to the B List while the Jigga Man’s stature remains lofty, in spite of the By Lainey • Oct 26, 2007 09:33 am
