Tom Cruise A Beater or Nothing My cousin Cat brought this up a few weeks ago: what’s with the constant beaters? Does Ryan Phillippe own anything other than tank tops? Call me Cruise but with the exception of David Beckham, a man in a tank means instant de-quiver. Am all about the t-shirt. A just By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Demi Moore The Poor Player Perv So maybe Zach Braff isn’t George Clooney but seriously…does he seriously have to stoop to this? At the very least he’s on a hit tv show. And he wrote and directed an acclaimed first feature. And he won a Grammy for a wicked soundtrack. And he dated By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Daniel Craig Quiver when Wet Daniel Craig in the water shooting scenes for a new movie he’s producing on location in South Africa. If you have a pulse and you’ve seen Casino Royale, the wet shirt will undoubtedly bring back memories of the shower. Don’t tell me you don’t remember the By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Flats Are Evil Along with My Concrete Tits are Real, this must be her mantra: Victoria Beckham simply canNOT wear flats. She will eschew them always, even in favour of Nurse Shoes with a Wedge. Look at them. Tell me those aren’t nurse shoes with a wedge. Here’s Posh throwing out By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Cate Blanchett Who Will Be Queen? Angelina Jolie surprised everyone after Cannes in A Mighty Heart, kicking off Oscar speculation very early in the season with an unexpected bid and the Pitt publicity machine behind her full force, putting her up against Cate Blanchett’s second turn as Elizabeth in the Golden Age, long considered to By Lainey • Jun 11, 2007 08:00 pm
Brandon Davis More than just the music… Kelly Clarkson’s new record is getting critically hammered. Off the success of her last effort, the expectation was that she’d take the same formula and churn out another list of 4 or 5 hits. Instead, Kelly decided to write her own stuff, even if it meant staying off By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Best Dress with Pockets I’m telling you, Rachel Zoe for Cameron Diaz is a resounding smash hit. Grudging sigh. Anyway, here’s Cam tonight in London for Shrek wearing a dress to kill for and slit pockets along the side – love dresses with pockets! Except usually they’re of the baby doll variety By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Faith Hill The Smut Soiree Roots Giveaway!!! Warning: Shameless self promotion – suffer through it though and you’ll get to the contest. With just over a week’s notice, the girls of The Society pulled off a blast as always and with help from Perrier-Jouet for the champagne and of course the lovely Raymond at the Roots By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Goddess in Green Seriously…how cute is this??? Naomi Watts with nominee Liev at the Tony Awards last night – gorgessity in green and how can she stand? So little and yet so enormous… Am no expert but to my inexperienced eyes, that looks like any time any day pregnant. But what kills me By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes The LA Leach Victoria Beckham, back in LA to shoot scenes for her new “unscripted” reality tv show, dressed in designer sports shorts. Posh TV is apparently still scheduled to go forward in spite of the fact that very little usable material has been filmed. According to UK gossips, Posh is pushing ahead By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
George Stroumboulopoulos Canada’s Walk of Fame Covered the carpet on Saturday night for eTalk at the Walk of Fame. For all you Nickelback fans out there, the boys surprised everyone and showed up in Armani tuxes, significant others on their arms, very respectable and respectFUL. Was nice to see rock superstars getting excited about meeting legends By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Paris Power and the Playhouse Paris to Barbara Walters – I have power to do good. I am changed. I have experienced a spiritual awakening. I am Paris Power. I miss Rosie. Help me… As mentioned earlier, Barbara Walters spoke to Paris Hilton yesterday and of course she had to share her message to the world: By Lainey • Jun 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rocky Rules!!! Someone emailed me earlier to scoff that my boyfriend was just posturing about putting up this protest... Oh really? Posturing? If it was posturing, why"s the bitch headed back to behind bars??? The judge gave it to her up the arse - sending her to Lynnwood to serve By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Screaming!!! She was screaming as they dragged her out!!! Screaming!!! Mommy!!! Mommy!!! Best day EVER!!!! By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Best Photo EVER!!!! This Friday is getting better and better. THE BEST! Paris handcuffed and thrown into a cruiser, bawling her sh-t out as she"s taken down the the courthouse wearing scruffies. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Ever the attention whore, the little skank had to turn By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Denzel Washington Later Gaycist Too late I think and the karma took its toll. Explanation: Isaiah Washington finally fired from Grey’s Anatomy for being a dickhead but only after the show f*ckin’ sucked ass in its third season. Word is, Shonda Rhimes fought hard to keep him. Word is she did it By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
