Elizabeth Hurley Cannes Every Year She comes every year … why? Kept asking myself that all day and then I remembered she had some involvement in a charity event and now I feel badly. But, um, for someone who hasn’t made a movie in a very long time and, well, really hasn’t done much, By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law For the first time Attracted to Jude Law for the first time. And it’s not as though I’ve never seen him before. I saw him last year at TIFF. Was at a party, he was holding court with Ethan Hawke – both total greaseballs, Jude in a leather vest greaseball kind of way… By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton 23 Days in Special Needs 23 days bitch! Yes, I know…it’s much less than 45. But still, considering most people thought originally that she wouldn’t serve more than a few hours as a result of prison overcrowding, 23 days, as in over 3 weeks, is better than nothing. And 23 days behind By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Pip & Ass go public Definitely not Rachel Stevens, see? JT and Jessica kissing – can’t miss that shelf ass. So anyway…Do they look right to you? To me they don’t look right. Like Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds look right. And Tom and Gisele. But Pip and Biel? Something’s off. Can’t By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal Opening Cannes! Just got back from the opening ceremony – killer activity on the Croisette tonight. Not only on the carpet but further along the beach… Jerry Seinfeld...and Jakey Gyllenhaal too! I will say this: he deserves his spot on the Freebie Five. Especially now in the flesh. And the most surprising By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Killing the Perfect Ending “The most important relationship is the one you have with yourself”…so very Oprah cheese but the way it ended, Sex and the City, with Samantha writhing on top of Smith and Miranda in Brooklyn and Charlotte with a Chinese baby and many, many puppies, and of course “John” popping By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Bestsellers Always. For 2 years these three have sold out newsstands and as much as people claim they don’t care, they clearly still care. Smart Janice Min - anything to get the MiniVan Majority riled up behind their pity poster girl, and this week is more of the same. Janice By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John The Past and The Present I can’t. I can’t understand. Maybe it’s just me. I must be a lesser person. But kissing him, his open sores, his crack mouth, his bleeding gums – I couldn’t. Not in a million years could I. But Kate Moss evidently can. And she wants to. Over By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham The Posh Cover-Up You will love this. Although she really should, Victoria Beckham doesn’t believe in smiling. Victoria Beckham believes in sucking in – concave stomach AND cheekbones – for the pappies. Mouth in a perpetual pout, leftover dreams of supermodel ambitions never come true. So what happens when Posh inadvertently laughs when the By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Pathological You know these two…they sound exactly the same, don’t they? A thousand excuses for everything and that mantra over and over again: She is an actor, she just wants to act. Are you rolling your eyes? If so, get ready to permanently lodge them in the back of By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Janet Jackson Not Rachel Stevens Many of you emailed yesterday, noting that the girl with Justin Timberlake in the UK looked more like Rachel Stevens than Jessica Biel, as identified by British gossips. Have a look - more photos attached, the face is still not clear but that shelf ass is unmistakable, gossips…it’s By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Scarlett Johansson Ummm…no you’re not Dream on, punk. Hot is Scarlett Johansson. Hot is Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds turning up the heat on their relationship. Hot is picturing the two of them mashing their two gorgeous bodies together. Hot is NOT Avril Lavigne. And hot is most definitely not Avril Lavigne with her top off By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Surprising… No Egos Here The best time of their lives, and it certainly looks that way, non? British rags are said to be highly disappointed that the two young starlets, dramatic in their own unique ways, have been getting on beautifully on the set of their new movie, getting along so well in fact By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron What is it? Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner There’s Always a Reason Tell me… is it still by accident if baby photos and happy mummy photos keep showing up day after day? Are the pappies really that clever? Are they really that despicable if hey just happen to “stumble” upon their subjects at the market, or the playground, or wherever there’s By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Legendary Hotness and his Children Look at him walking. Look at his pants. Brad Pitt is all-time, you know? And then when you throw the kids in there? Come on…the man is a Legend. Here he is collecting the children from school. Check out Maddox and his crafty smile, check out Brad grinning back. By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
