Patrick Dempsey Nuh uh Patrick Dempsey is shooting a movie – some kind of romantic comedy, formulaic plot, you get the picture. Am assuming he’s the leading man, will get the girl. But here’s where it breaks down. Because how could hair like this possibly get the girl? Wrong. This is wrong hair. By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rocky to the Rescue? Rocky’s days on the Freebie 5 were numbered – it was supposed to be a 45 day total. But now that he’s making it his mission to take away the Paris privileges, Rocky seems to be gunning for an honourable lifetime spot on the List. Love, love, love. Last By Lainey • Jun 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Virus Is her disease the medical reason? Was Hollywood Ebola wreaking havoc among inmates? Because that’s what the authorities are saying – that she hasn’t been “released”, only reassigned. After extensive meetings with medical personnel, Paris has been ordered to house arrest and fitted with an ankle monitor… Apparently poor By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
The French Enough of these Hollywood twats. Let’s move Continental, to France, to the land of the effortlessly beautiful. It was intoxicating last month – when we were there for the film festival – to see them in their natural habitat, often without a trace of embellishment, so chic, so elegant, so f& By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston The Backpedal Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock The Rocky My boyfriend and current #1 on the Freebie Five Rocky Delgadillo, LA City Attorney, is right said pissed about Hollywood Ebola’s early release. Rocky released a statement expressing his concern about the Sheriff’s Department’s decision to send Paris home, and questions – in legalese of course – the validity By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears The Egomaniac So he’s a music mogul now – has his own label, can sign his own talent, a major player in the industry at the tender age of 26…very impressive. Not so impressive: the Pipsqueak’s raging ego. It’s all about him, it’s all about what he brings, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton The Return Changed, reformed, repentant? Hardly. The bible clutching, the white wardrobe, the self help books, the introspection – all a ruse designed to reposition Paris Hilton as her virus mutates into another form. Which is why prison and everything leading up to prison was so enjoyable while it lasted. Said it before By Lainey • Jun 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Rock Bottom: The Scrunchie Please….someone…anyone in that facility, please please please take a photo. PLEASE!!! Poor Paris Go Boo Boo!! New details emerging on Ebola’s life behind bars and would you believe…she had to be subjected to wearing A SCRUNCHIE! “A scrunchie made from an elastic sock!!!” I can’t… By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Shocker! Dina Lohan is a Fraud! Big f*cking surprise. Hollywood’s most exploitative mother was supposed to be a former Rockette and a some time actress before getting married and having children on which to dump her unrealised ambitions. Problem is – Radio City Music Hall begs to differ, and the folks there aren’t exactly By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
The New Sienna still not iconic I like the new Sienna. The new Sienna is working hard, she is focused, she is making a movie she is proud of. And clean is always better than not clean, know what I mean? The new Sienna is also trying to cut a lower profile, starting of course with By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Porn and Perfection It’s his hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Jen’s new cover After a slump last year, Stephen Huvane has come out swinging. Brilliant, brilliant manoeuvres of late and a formidable sparring partner for the Pitts – matching them move for move so far after getting his ass handed to him last year. Love it. Last week we were teased – Jennifer Aniston spotted By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Vanity Fair: The Africa Covers “These are incredible people of our time, involved in this effort to make Africa better, to get Africa self-sufficient, and to try to get rid of aids on the continent." Shot by Annie Leibovitz on 20 different covers – 21 major names posing for Africa like a “visual chain letter” By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Posh: Paris, Karl, and green stuff from the sea It was Karl Lagerfeld who designed Victoria’s tongue-in-cheek style atrocity last night at the UK Glamour Awards. Of course it was. Look at those gloves. Only Karl would approve of that kind of “upstagery”, only the militant Karl and his missing bitch beating fan would appreciate that even Posh By Lainey • Jun 05, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Concrete Tits & Camel Toe Oh.My.sh-t. Now THIS is for the Hall of Chav!!! This is what Victoria Beckham chose to wear to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London. Ha! Look closely y’all. WARNING CRASS…but look closely at the cooch. It’s heave on one side. Yet another By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
