Jessica Alba Coming to her senses Finally… Jessica Alba - dressing demurely, making comments last week about not showing off her ass and her tits, trying to go the classy route to avoid the mishaps of her peers…all part of a delusional attempt to become a serious actress. Said it before and I’ll say By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Petra Nemcova – infected by association? Petra Nemcova was apparently grinding up on Greek Stav the other night in NYC … and going by the law of Six Degrees of Sex Association, that would mean that she is only one step removed from Paris Hilton… Now in spite of the fact that Stav was tappin’ that Black By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip & Biel in the UK? British gossips are reporting that Jessica Biel has joined JT on tour in the UK – can’t see her face but they say this is the first official photo of them together. For Biel’s sake, I hope it is indeed her…I mean can you imagine the embarrassment? Still… By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Conceit & the Mindfreak Cameron Diaz – whose says her good looks are an albatross – is fighting Pip with Magic, hooking up in Vegas last night with Mindfreak Criss Angel. They had dinner, they went to a show, they canoodled, they giggled, and he apparently looked smitten. Here’s the photo and another one of By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards Bad Girlfriends always gets it back As Dina Lohan would say – Justice! Richie Sambora is a wealthy, wealthy man. And Denise Richards’s attempt at getting her pandering hands on any of that cash has failed miserably. Apparently her rep is telling In Touch that they’re over, that it was over two months ago but By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Immodest Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Boo Hoo Bitch Always an excuse, always a back door… amazing how one person can skulk through life without ownership or accountability and even more amazing how many people are willing to enable it – with enough money, I suppose anyone will say anything. So goes the life of Paris Hilton. Another legal issue By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley The Lilo Mantra I’m an actress – I just want to act. How many times, gossip? How many times have you heard her repeat the refrain? A smart move, I suppose, because Lindsay Lohan isn’t known for acting anymore, is she? And so the reason behind the constant reminders, this time in By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Muriel and Fiona in Cannes! I LOVE Toni Collette. Loved her in Muriel’s Wedding and loved her in About a Boy – Fiona’s “yeti” coat just about killed me. So we just saw her at the airport in Nice, was standing next to her at baggage claim attended by 3 airport hostesses – the fanfare By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise Please…please no Leave it alone already!!! You know when something is so wrong, you just know, you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it can never be right? A Point Break sequel is every kind of wrong imaginable. Every kind. But Hollywood is Hollywood and Hollywood will desecrate anything for the sake of a By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Punk Bitch… Please It appears that the only way Avril Lavigne can make a headline is off the coattails of someone else – what I like to call a Fame Freeloader…and she does it every time. Every time she’s newsworthy it’s only because she’s comparing herself to Britney Spears. And By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes No Excuses Necessary Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Christian Bale More Quiver from Bana Again, not my type (the mouth, remember?)…but I do know he’s yours. So you will love these new photos from GQ and also this quote: People say: how come you haven’t moved to Hollywood? What I hear is: if it were me I’d be over there By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Homewrecker"s Mother gives advice to Ebola TMZ has obtained an exclusive open letter from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton, a public lecture if you will on the merits of classy behaviour...this from a woman who raised another woman who stole another woman’s husband and openly waged war against her own mother. Rich, non? Wonder By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwen Stefani Emasculating Dandy As if Matthew Broderick wasn’t dandified enough…now it turns out Dandy is a Dandy because his wife insists on it. And she’s not afraid to share that fact with the public either. Says SJP - who recently took a shot at Gwen Stefani for pricing regular women By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Beach Ass Posing in the Bahamas Lindsay Lohan “candids” taken on minibreak in the Bahamas. Amazing how flattering she is from every angle, non? Amazing also how he’s kissing her while keeping an eye on the cameras, yes? Still…despite the alleged drugging, nice to see the Lilo isn’t emaciated. She looks good, actually. By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
