Ashlee Simpson A Blonde Break Over…already? Or over…for now? Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson came out recently, just weeks after getting comfortable with beign photographed together in public, suddenly split because she was reportedly tired of his commitment-phobe bullsh-t. Word is it happened around Memorial Day but while some reports indicate finality, others By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Nick Lachey Miss Pageant Not So Perfect So it was Vanessa Minnillo – playing and posing with knives alongside Lindsay Lohan last year, reflecting an image far removed from the sweetheart Miss America hanging off of Nick Lachey’s arm. The photos were taken last year and while Nessa may not have been partaking in whatever it is By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Enrique Iglesias Still Employed…but starving? Apparently Enrique Iglesias was joking when he said last week that he was divorced and single. Which is about as funny as his other jokes about having a small penis. Anyway, here’s Anna, rumoured to still be his wife and therefore still employed, at the 22nd Sports Spectacular the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
New Love with Benefits Criss Angel – Cam’s new dude, another one of those extreme illusionists going to the brink of death in order to make headlines, turn a quick buck. Latest stunt involved him in a locked box and cement, can’t be bothered to care what exactly he was doing… just know By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Ultimate Love Letter Total cheese…but I can’t help it. Am swept away. And it wasn’t even for me. A little over the top of course but the Pitts have a message to convey, a conveniently timed f&ck you to the tabloids who insist their love is on the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Cameron Diaz: MTV Bring It Oh she brung it alright. She brung it hard. Perfection. Every detail perfect. Hate to say it but for this client, Rachel Zoe is doing an amazing job. Several straight weeks of having to style her for Shrek, for countless carpets, and the track record has been nothing short of By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham: MTV Chav Look at her. LOOK AT HER!!! Deliberately exposing a hot pink bra underneath animal leather/pleather…who else but this bitch? Who else but Victoria Beckham? This is why I love her. Shamelessly, sinfully over the top, the best Chav has to offer. And trust me, she was NOT going By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Ebola Locked Up! Turned herself over last night after the MTV Movie Awards, is now supposedly behind bars at a facility in Lynnwood, a plan devised the sheriff’s office to limit pappy intrusion. That’s probably why she’s crying. And leaving the windows down so photographers can see her crying. Same By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Jessica Biel: MTV Worst Footwear Given all the drama fed by her publicist about a showdown with Cam, Jessica Biel fell FAR short last night. And as expected, Pip did NOT walk the carpet with her – as IF he would walk the carpet with her? Please. But still…Biel has said she longs to be By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Natalie Portman Jessica & Jessica: MTV Battle of the "Actresses" Two tv girls trying to be taken for thespians, on some kind of delusional Oscar hunt, who sadly can’t accept that they will NEVER be Natalie Portman. As such, both are swallowing their sexpots, their true selves suppressed for a pipe dream. The result? In the end, who the By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Josh Duhamel: MTV Beautiful Sooooooo hot. So hot. Josh Duhamel on hand to pimp Transformers and present an award – such a good looking manboy, too bad about that nastiness on his arm, you know? Though to be fair, she wasn’t completely unfortunate last night. To be fair, she was actually rather palatable – plain By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Demi Moore Mandy Moore: MTV Real She’s brave, she’s courageous, she is existing and thriving in Hollywood while refusing to fit herself into the Thin Box. Mandy Moore deserves our love, non? Not really down with the dress, the dress is made of Prom. But am totally down with how she wears it, full By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes: MTV Boring Eva Mendes hurts me. Because she is sooooo lovely. Which is why her dressing problem is particularly painful. The wasted potential is painful. That dress is painful. And this bag…this bag is most painful of all. On its own? For lunch at The Ivy? Giv’er. But on a By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Dane Cook: MTV Bloat Dane Cook might want to chillax on the beer – a little Vince Vaughn is growing around his face, can you see it? The hype around Dane died down quicker than I thought it would. Employee of the Month fell far short of expections, could have been the Jessica Simpson effect, By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
The Hotness Did you know Borat is writing a book? Two books? Borat Travel Guides due out next year – best idea ever, non? So Borat won Best Comedic Performance last night. Sacha stood to accept on behalf of the Kazakh, sexy as all hell. And soon to be a father too. Isla By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Smut Soiree Toronto What’s up Toronto? Quick reminder: Thursday night is Gossip Night! Click here for more details Brought to you by the girls of The Society, at the Roots Flagship Store, 100 Bloor West, come for Smut and Champagne courtesy of Perrier-Jouet and then detox with a naturopath, offering assessment and By Lainey • Jun 03, 2007 08:00 pm
