Jennifer Lopez Shame About the Aliens The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards The Daily Bitch… Please Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Ford The Daily Quiveration: Homo and a Puppy A hot gay and a dog? How can you not quiver? TR Knight and Tom Ford… my dirty fantasy. Here’s TR on the cover of The Advocate discussing decision behind coming out, on the reaction, on the support, on how his life has and hasn’t changed. "I By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Last Time Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Hudson The Man Wife Face Fortune It’s an exact Chinese translation – and old Chinese saying, Man Wife Face Fortune refers to the resemblance in their faces, a sure sign that a couple is meant to be together. As you can see, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have Man Wife Face Fortune – they look alike but By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Pitt Gait What makes Brad Pitt Brad Pitt? It’s not only the looks, it’s a package, you know? Like the way he talks, as if there’s always something in his mouth… not in a gross way but in a way that suggests he’s trying to hide that there’ By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Pan’s Labyrinth Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! One of my favourites from awards season – Guillermo del Toro is a genius. A fairy tale but a dark one…there is no pink and there are no princes but that’s the best part. Pan’s is so beautifully told and so hauntingly portrayed, unlike the light fare of By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Fonda Hates Lohan, Lilo Loves Best Looks like Dina Lohan’s foray into red carpet reporting isn’t going so well… As mentioned yesterday, Dina Lohan was hired by Entertainment Tonight to work the carpet at the Georgia Rule premiere in NYC and as usual, she stupidly pimped out her kid with extremely embarrassing consequences. So By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock The Example If only there were more Tina Feys in Hollywood…but then it wouldn’t be Hollywood, right? A stunning Tina Fey at the Time Magazine event the other night, earning and deserving a spot on the Time 100: - first female head writer on Saturday Night Live - one of By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
A Heartwarming Sense of Humour For a refresher on why Roger Ebert is my hero, click here. But Rob Schneider? Makes sh-t ass movies but today he is the sweetness. Background: Ebert wrote a scathing review of Rob’s movie Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, sending Rob a strong message – Your Movie Sucks. And still, Roger By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt I Buy What She Sells Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, two of the biggest, if not THE biggest players in Hollywood, and if they all play the game, if it’s a level playing field, it’s undeniable then that when these two bring their A Game, they play it better than anyone else. Angelina By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Help Them! SO revolting…have you ever seen anything so revolting? Hollywood Ebola facing temporary vaccination, facing 45 days behind bars, doing whatever she can to escape that fate, and now resorting to exploiting her pets, those poor poor pets subjected to a lifetime of captivity with the skankest ho in Hollwood By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Told to be Contrite Is it contrition if it"s ordered? You know what the scary thing is? The scary thing is there are some idiots in the world who will actually believe that she means what her lawyer told her to say. The good news however is that finally, finally, finally, Paris By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Bimbo Man-Over Not that I don’t think that he’s hot without the shaggy, because he totally is… but wow! Look at the cheekbones and the carefully tousled hair, even a little pout action goin’ on – the new John Mayer with a Hollywood Bimbo Makeover, here at the Costume Institute Gala By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Look at Me! I’m Crying!!! Hollywood Ebola Hollywood Ebola shedding tears… and rolling down her window to make sure you see her! Here she is, feeling sorry for herself leaving an attorney’s office yesterday. Apparently she’s hired a new lawyer, rehired her old publicist Elliot Mintz, and isoffering to blowappealing to Governor Arnold By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Genetic Jackpot in Person Forgot to post this about Gisele and Tom at Costume Institute Gala... The arrivals area was tented heading into the main doors of the Met. Members of the press were lined up along both sides of the staircase but as limos and SUVs pulled right up to the front, it’ By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
