Demi Moore We Love Her Don’t we love her? Julianne Moore? The underrated, underappreciated Julianne Moore? I tell you – I still think she was ripped off for Far From Heaven. And as that hot piece of gay ass Nelson Branco once told me – if you switch the roles, if you switched Charlize in Monster By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Don’t Forget About Me!!! Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Kate Moss: in common with Brad? Brad Pitt widely criticized for morphing into his women – as suggested by the tabloids, he hairmatched with former lovers Paltrow and Aniston and also initially with Jolie when he dyed his hair black. Thanks to the brilliance of the British, the same observation is being made about Kate Moss, now By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
George Clooney Love the Floppy Hair George Clooney back at his summer villa – Lake Como – with Matt Damon and family heading out for a spin on the boat. Oh just a regular day… Wonder where the leggy blonde is…Jennifer Aguero? Since I saw them at the Hotel du Cap during the Cannes Film Festival, still By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Before Evan, there was Lilo? Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Cam D: Laughing off Biel Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Toronto? Gossip? Party? Was honoured last year to speak at a Smut Soiree, organised by the brilliant ladies of The Society in Toronto – an evening full of gossip and a chance to hang out with fellow smutlovers over martinis, dishing the dirt, like girlfriends on a Friday night, only at a pub with By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
I Don’t Get It Am addicted to Page Six… Page Six and Us Weekly – gossip bibles. So maybe the travel has warped my brain, eroded my brain speed, because I just don’t get this item that appeared in today’s Page Six about Michael Buble. Apparently he’s an egomaniac, they call him By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Patrick Dempsey Ageless and Original Compare Rob Lowe now to what he looked like in Youngblood…not much a difference, is there? The Original Sex Tape Badboy – before Paris and Lindsay and Britney there was Rob Lowe. But even though Rob Lowe conquered his demons and became a family man, my smutty tingles every time By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Canadian Cheese is the Best Cheese Celine Dion…the all time Queen of Cheese with her family in the pages of the new Hello Canada. As usual, Celine does not disappoint. Celine always delivers – vocally, professionally, and cheesily. The photos are delightfully Dion – she looks amazing and refreshed and very, very happy and prettier than she By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Hilary Swank Venus DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn"t have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Delusional is a Pre-Requisite Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, said earlier this week that rehab is not enough. That cleaning house, ridding her life of toxins literal and figurative, is what needs to happen in order for his daughter to turn her sh-t around. Crazy bastard but he does have a point, non? After By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Homo Wants a Third But of course he does. Now that they’ve jerked him back in line, now that his momentary massage distraction in Toronto last year while shooting Hairspray is well behind him, John Travolta wants to put a final sealing stamp on his closet by announcing to the world that he By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Janice Min loves The Chosen One? Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The Secret By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Beckham Body Language Signals Trouble The clip is linked below...must watch! You know these two together – ordinarily his hand is perfunctorily placed on her thigh, their torsos turned toward each other in a show of solidarity and rarely do they stray from the program, even when another woman is blasting to the press about By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Faith Pays Off? Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
