Kate Moss The Jamie Burke Connection Jamie Burke dated Kate Moss…then spent some time with Lindsay Lohan, all three were at the Costume Institute Gala on Monday night and Jamie came withOUT current girlfriend Sienna Miller who, like Lilo, just happens to be a wannabe Moss. Spoke to Jamie on the carpet – he was cleaner By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Child Pimping Pays Off How to Make a Career out of Pimping Your Kid – Dina Lohan’s life story. Not content to mother a cokehead (Lindsay) and an aspiring one (Ali), at this rate anyway, not satisfied with not having to work or to worry about money, likely not paying attention to any of By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Person Jennifer Garner is a pretty girl. Very pretty. And the dress was lovely. Lovelier than it looks here. Here for some reason it looks hideous. And it was far from hideous. It was a Valentino, with whom she arrived and again, she looked pretty and lovely. And you have to By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Moss Dirty Face in Person Intoxicated by her own fame, gluttonously eating up every flash…she was the last to show up and loved every second of the frenzy, even more pronounced because she didn’t have to share it. Lindsay Lohan, famewhore and fiend… Yes, her pupils were pinned. She was 5 feet away By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Salma Hayek Salma’s Dude and Daniel Craig Call me Cruise and bat-sh-t blind… but in person? Francois-Henri Pinault, better known as Salma Hayek’s baby daddy, is actually kinda sexy. Like Daniel Craig – ugly sexy. Oozes money and power too...maybe that’s the reason. But I like to think I’m all over it because they By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Posh Hair on a Lemon She poses so hard I can almost hear her – Renee Zellweger. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the Posh ‘do. And it looks great. Contrary to others though, she wasn’t nearly as attractive in person as she is in these photos. I can hardly believe it’s the By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Cam, Liv, and the Giggles My favourite moment of the night… Cameron Diaz and Liv Tyler walked up opposite sides of the stairs, they saw each other just before the main doors and started jumping up and down, giggling, squealing, hugging – I hate to use this word but, really, it really was precious. About Cam By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Scarlett Johansson The Real Deal It’s not photoshop, I’m sorry. It’s not touching up. Scarlett Johansson in person? The real deal…holy sh-t is it the real deal. Skin that glows, the sexiest body – they say the camera adds 10 pounds, that everyone ends up smaller in person and though she’s By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Lopez The Package This is not the first time I’ve seen Jennifer Lopez but each time is no less exciting than the last. Said it before and I’ll say it again, she’s one of the rare few who actually does walk around with a permanent spotlight – anyone on the press By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Not for Everyone I hear you. You hate it. It’s weird and different and you wouldn’t wear it. Well neither would I. But there was a theme, and she did something different, my Kiki always tries something different… and I love it on her. Especially the hairpiece and the black trim By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Blunt in Person Like many tonight, the photos don’t tell the story. None of the photos I’ve seen illustrate the exact shade of gun-metal gray of her dress, how unbelievably fit she was. And how game she is for The Game. We spoke with Emily Blunt on the carpet. Up close By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Bosworth Kate in Love The beach photos were indeed on mark – she looks a LOT better. And Kate Bosworth looks happy. But first…about the posing. Have to tell you, she had me riveted for a while on the middle landing. As her boyfriend James Rousseau waited patiently in the wings, she stood for By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Cate Blanchett The Golden Queen Have exhausted all the ways to describe the Gala’s co-chair Cate Blanchett but every time, she never ceases to impress. The images may not paint an adequate picture but I promise, this dress up close was a masterpiece. Every strand, every strand of that fringe was like a rope By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Twins in Person Feel like a loser admitting this but I was, like, on tilt waiting for them to show up. Saw Ashley first and the first thing I noticed was that she’s not a stick insect. Far from actually. Nice arms, nice round bum, nice breasts… was pleasantly surprised. And MK By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Jay Z The Train of the Night Lucy Liu came with Zac Posen, as many celebrities arrived on the arm of the designers who dressed them. You can see him adjusting her train here - the most spectacular train, like, ever. Again, the images don’t capture it adequately. I mean the detail of every ruffle, each By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Honour of a Lifetime When celebrities arrive, hundreds of photographers and reporters start shouting their names. “Anna! Anna! Over here!” My producer Lara was standing on a riser wrangling interviews. We were beside ourselves over Anna Wintour and her daughter Bee Shaffer. Anna has the body of a 12 year old – she is exquisite. By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
