A For Effort The hardcore posing I wrote about earlier? The inordinate amount of effort and strain that goes into creating a perfect red carpet photo? Christina Ricci made that happen last night. But while it wasn’t easy and she certainly worked her muscles off, thrusting that chin forward, cocking her hips By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Heartbreak Homo and the Homewrecker Hugh Dancy is a babe in person. And my gaydar went ding ding ding. Back in the 10th grade, I would have been all over it. He’s a 15 year old’s crush, know what I mean? As for Claire – so mousy I barely noticed. Or cared. Sorry… By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Katie Holmes A New Fortress New home for Tom Cruise and his RoboBride. The cost? Only $35 million. Katie’s new prison home is in Beverly Hills, seven bedrooms, nine bath, 1.3 acres, with – of course – a tennis court and a pool. Turns out the Cruise compound up to this point has only been By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jared Leto Perennially Pinned Pupils caught on tape Only a matter of time. Lindsay Lohan allegedly caught on videotape snorting cocaine, pulling a baggie out of her pocket and shoving her finger up a friend’s nose before hoovering some for herself. The tape, taken one night a few weeks ago at Teddy’s, has been sold to By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jared Leto Man-Purse vs Injections Two men, not so tough call. First - Jared Leto a week ago at the Australia VMAs. As I said at the time, Jared worked the straight iron and appears to have taken over from Kate Bosworth in emaciation. I’m told from Aussie gossips that among all the celebrities By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz It’s Always the Shoes Cameron Diaz – always always the best footwear. And the premiere of Shrek The Third was no exception. Pink dress, metallic pumps – love, love, love. She looks divine, non? And well timed too. Because Pip was there and you bet your boob job she wanted it bad. To be breathtaking. To By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Brittany Murphy Marrying Random I like this girl…she is a doll. Have met Brittany Murphy twice, both times she was a doll, if not a little crazy. Especially last year at a Toronto Film Festival afterparty drunk off her tree. Still…she is lovely. Lovely and polite and not Jessica Alba. But she By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock 45 Days for Rocky And why not? As I promised last week, if Rocky could secure a jail sentence for Hollywood Ebola, he would sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. But given Paris’s sentence, why not 45 days? That’s how long she’s supposed to be locked up, non? As By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Natalie Portman Bare, Sexy, and Principled I love her. Natalie Portman in NYC last night at a cultural event honouring Bjork, wearing a super sexy dress, virtually no makeup, and a pair of forgettable shoes. BUT – as someone recently explained to me, she won’t wear leather and so, given the more limited range, totally forgivable, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Blonde Again Cam blonde again in time for summer. Better brunette, non? And we’ll be seeing a lot of the lighter locks in the comings weeks as Shrek The Third challenges the box office, which means red carpet Cam all over again – love, love, love. Especially love a possible premiere showdown By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Fighting Her Place Jessica Biel, somehow making it onto the cover of Elle this month, dishing on her career – again, like a broken record, yet another tv girl wanting to be more. When will they ever stop? There’s a difference, you know? Between knowing your place and fighting your place. Jessica Biel By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Kid Rock Hollywood Ebola to Prison!!! He did it! Rocky did it! The LA Attorney"s office wanted to put that sh-t away and a judge has agreed - Paris Hilton will serve 45 days in jail. And unlike other Hollywood situations this was NOT planned - definitely conspiracy but this time on our side! By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Rachel Bilson A Rare Miss The adorable Rachel Bilson the other day in a rare miss – those jeans are assy. Shame especially since she is usually so wonderfully on mark. The shoes though are lovely. Don’t know where hers are from but mine are almost the same from Marc by Marc Jacobs as attached By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Getting There and Loving It Almost DList… Rumer Willis is on her way. Clubbing practically every night this week, always with ciggie in hand, looking very trim in a pair of black tailored trousers - Rumer seems happy, non? Happy that the plan is working. New hair, famous family, famous friends, stimulants, increased pappy attention, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Good Form Justin Timberlake in Scotland trying to get out of a bunker. Not an easy shot with an uphill lie like that but it coulda been worse. It coulda been right up against that lip, which is what happened to me on Tuesday when I took a f&cking 9 By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher The Modern Family Bruce Willis in the current issue of Vanity Fair, photographed by Annie Leibovitz in the Caribbean during a family holiday with Demi and their three daughter and of course with Ashton Kutcher. Both Bruce and Demi say they’ve worked hard to make it work well, that things are as By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
