Katie Holmes Defending Katie Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to Tom, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Chosen One walks! Brad Pitt in Prague while Angie shoots Wanted, spending time with his youngest. Damn - look at the lighting in these “candid” paparazzi shots. Amazing init? Even the most militant members of the MiniVan Majority will be hard-pressed not to quiver over these ones…and why not? Brad Pitt is By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Hollywood Ebola headed for prison? The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Unfair Gorgessity Total gorgessity – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, no longer a model for Victoria’s Secret, taunting the minions with their genetic perfection. Have to admit though – love them together. Because on the most shallow, superficial level they just look right together. Means nothing in the long run, I know. But By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Matching Chinese Wonky Eye Lucy Liu at a premiere this week rockin’ the wonky, same eye as mine. Though my wonky eye has an added attribute – it wanders as well as it wonks, so not only is it a tad smaller, it also kinda slides to the inside when I’m talking to you. By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Another Birthday, More Porn As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John A Chipmunk Cheeked C-Bomb There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved "Dawson"s Creek" and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Two Albas in Australia Kicking off the Fantastic Four promotional tour in Australia, Jessica Alba chose frigid prude during interviews in the afternoon and then her true potential on the carpet later on at the premiere. She keeps whining about not wanting to be known for her body which is why she tries so By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Eddie Murphy The Scary Ballbreaker Not exactly the approach I would take but whatever… I love this broad. She’s rough, she’s not afraid to scrap, and she’s takin’ it to Eddie Murphy right up the arse. So he says she slept around, says he’s not her baby daddy, challenged her to By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Gwen Stefani The Standard #2 on my husband’s Freebie Five after Gwen Stefani… Standing out among the riffraff, the Hollywood Slut Brigade, the vacuous tartlets who think they can act, small but still tall among her filthy celebrity peers is Natalie Portman. Last night at the premiere of Paris, Je t’aime… she By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Improvement Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Brad Pitt They Hate Angelina Never scorn a tabloid editor. Looks like Janice Min still won’t forgive Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for favouring People Magazine…and so two weeks after labelling Angie twisted and emotionally unstable, on the verge of leaving the Chosen One in favour of the other ones, Us Weekly is By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton After source Changed into her jammies, driven way in good spirits, surrounded by “positivity” – that’s apparently how she rolls these days – and even a little swagger in the face of the “negativity” which is of course for the hating bitches who wonder about the Relapse… VERY possible, of course. But By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Poker Premiere last night of Lucky You starring Drew Barrymore and Eric Bana. As you can see, Drew went a little overboard on her dress – she looks like lettuce, non? Don’t like. But still, seeing Drew makes me happy. Drew so earnestly selling her movie. Which will likely get eaten By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Norah Jones CD Giveaway!!! Big year for Norah. Acting in her first feature – My Blueberry Nights opposite Jude Law will open the Cannes film festival. Blueberry is one of the year’s most anticipated films, not only because of the cast but because it marks director Wong Kar Wai’s English directorial debut. And By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Britney Spears The Beginning? There’s supposed to be another show tonight in Anaheim, Britney performing under the name M+Ms for Mother and Ms, denoting her new KFed-free single status. Cheese but whatever… it’s Britney Spears. And last night in San Diego it was Vintage Britney Spears. A reader named Kelly was By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
